The daily life of the net red farmhouse

Chapter 58

Bai Hexian has always been magnanimous to weak fairies, on the premise that they are well-behaved and sensible.

Since he lived in Lu Keyun's villa, the surrounding aura has become more and more intense. Attracting goblins is an inevitable result. As long as they don't do evil and act cute to Lu Keyun, he doesn't mind these little things settling down nearby to seek shelter.

Well, the fluffy ones are not good, the fluffy ones should live far away.

As for a certain six-tailed vixen, it's no longer a fluffy thing. If Huhu really wants to do it seriously, Bai Hexian has to deal with it seriously. Naturally, it's impossible to give him a good face.

To put it bluntly, I dislike Hu Hu for being too strong.

The vixen who plans to steal chickens in the distance: "Ah, what snake spirit is talking about me again."

The snake spirit sick crane demon is asking Lu Keyun: "Why don't you like them? Be afraid, what are you afraid of? Is it because I didn't give you enough sense of security? Then I will pluck two more feathers for you - this is unprecedented. The honor of those who will never come after!"

Lu Keyun waved his hand weakly: "No, you don't understand."

What he is afraid of is not that these butterfly spirits and hedgehog spirits will do bad things to him, but how he will face other innocent and ignorant humans after his home becomes a den of monsters.

If I don't tell them the truth, I always feel a little pity in my heart, but if I really tell others that the world is full of monsters, I'm afraid the end will be that others look at him with pity.

Everyone is drunk and I am sober alone, so uncomfortable! ! !

It's uncomfortable to be afraid of being a monster when you come across something casually! ! !

Now that I think back on my chaotic and ignorant life in the past, I am afraid that I have eaten a lot of monsters, and I am uncomfortable-this should be impossible, monsters will not be eaten easily?But what if even the rice worms in the rice can become fine?

"It's not impossible." Bai Hexian is a ruthless rationalist at the moment, calmly analyzing: "If you are lucky and meet Di Liuzhi, Mi Chong can also become a sperm."

Lu Keyun waved his hand, thank you for your explanation, I panicked even more after hearing that.

Turning around, he went to check what "Emperor Flowing Jelly" was. It turned out that Taoism believed that moonlight contained an essence full of aura, which could be used for cultivation.

But not every day in the moonlight there are "emperors", otherwise there would be monsters all over the mountains and plains.

Yuan Mei of the Qing Dynasty wrote in "Continuing New Qi Harmony": "Gengshen Yeyuehua, in which there is emperor's ointment, is shaped like countless olives and ten thousand golden threads, running through the world, and the vegetation is affected by its essence. Can become a demon."

Diliuye comes only once every 60 years, and only for one night at a time. During this night, it flows to the world with the moonlight. If you are lucky enough to absorb it, you will become a demon.

Well, that doesn't include humans.

"Why don't humans be included?" Lu Keyun put aside his autism for the time being, and immediately began to complain for the vast number of human compatriots. Even rice worms can become sperm, but humans can't. It's too unfair.

"..." Bai Hexian looked at Lu Keyun with the eyes of a fool: "If grass, trees and animals are lucky enough to become spirits, they must first cultivate a human form before they can continue to cultivate into immortals. If human beings cultivate, they will be able to ascend if they can, why should they be monsters? "

Oh, it means that the operation of human beings wanting to be monsters is like a prime minister envious of being a county magistrate. In short, there is something wrong.

"It's not right." Lu Keyun shook his head vigorously: "Monsters are obviously more powerful than us, how can humans be so advanced!"

Can he make the vegetables in the field grow rapidly with a wave of his hand?cannot.

Can he use magic to make the fat chicken in the chicken coop fat and delicious?cannot.

He can—no, he can't do anything.

"That's because people don't practice now." Bai Hexian didn't want to talk about the embarrassment that he was chased all over the mountains by Taoist priests hundreds of years ago, anyway, no one can chase him now, hmph.

The topic seems to be off topic, so quickly pull it back.

"So there will be more little monsters coming nearby in the future, and you don't want to be responsible. Don't think so much."

I really don't understand why Lu Keyun is depressed, and it's not that he wants to take care of other monsters.

"Wait, you don't know how to take care of them, right?" Bai Hexian suddenly had a sense of crisis. Did he find a lot of pets for himself?Tsk, it's too late to drive away now!

too late.

Mainly it's not pretty.

Think about him, Bai Hexian, a millennium-old demon, bullying butterflies who have not become spirits for a few years or even a few months. The bully is a bit too much, and he really can't do it.

In contrast, it is much more convenient to question Lu Keyun.

Now whether Lu Keyun is live broadcasting, in the kitchen or in the yard, he will often be caught by Bai Hexian who suddenly appears, and then asks him, "Am I your most beloved demon? Why don't you speak?"

Lu Keyun: "..." Stop listening to old songs, thank you, he can't help but continue singing.

And these days, he has gradually let go and accepted the fact that there will be more and more monsters in the family. After all, what can be done if you don't let go, these little monsters will come or will come.

Fortunately, as Bai Hexian said, they just wanted to settle down in a place full of aura, and they got along very harmoniously with Lu Keyun, and there was no problem of bullying others.

Just kidding, who can be more deceptive than Violent Crane.

But it is more exaggerated than Bai Hexian.

For example, one morning, Lu Keyun woke up in a daze, happily brushed his teeth and washed his face, had a refreshing breakfast, and then wriggled around in the yard to do radio gymnastics - there is no fitness equipment, radio gymnastics is pretty good, and then Found that the shade in front of the door was a bit dense.

It's already summer at this time, everyone who knows something is already noisy, it's normal for the leaves to be a little green, but Lu Keyun looks left and right, and feels that there is something more here today than yesterday.

The Sparrow Spirit stood on the branch and greeted him: "Xiao Lu Xiao Lu Zao Zao Zao, I am a little bird."

This bird talks too much, twittering all day long, Lu Keyun gets a headache when he sees it, and loves to listen to old songs like Bai Hexian.

Could it be that they all like to listen to old songs.

He didn't want to talk to her at first, but suddenly felt a little strange: "No, you moved? Your nest didn't seem to be on this tree a few days ago." Look at this tree, how lush the branches and leaves are, how thick the tree circumference is, and it stretches horizontally for several It looks like a hundred-year-old tree at first glance, the kind that can only be surrounded by three or five people.

Really ancient rhyme.

... But he never bought such a big tree when he remodeled the villa!

Sparrow Spirit smiled: "Yes, yes, Grandpa Shu said that he is afraid of being lonely when he is old, and he likes a cutie like me to live with him the most."

Lu Keyun nodded: "It turned out to be Grandpa Shu—what Grandpa Tree???"

He finally found out that there was something extra here, a huge sycamore tree!He said that he had never planted such a huge sycamore tree in the yard, and he couldn't afford it at all, and it would cost at least 10,000+ one tree outside.

The hand that touched the tree trembled slightly.

"You, you are also a monster?" Looking down at the ground, there is no doubt that the roots of this tree have not been completely hidden in the ground, and the exposed roots are covered with soil that does not belong to his yard.

Judging from the scene, the ruins left by the uprooted sycamore tree should be quite tragic, and there will definitely be a huge hole.

"It's not scientific." The shocked Lu Keyun murmured unconsciously. If "science" had its own ideas, he would have been annoyed long ago. He would definitely yell "Shut up, you've never had science before", but it's a pity that it didn't.

And Lu Keyun only remembered that when he asked Bai Hexian for advice, the crane said that animal monsters usually move here, because plant monsters like to stay wherever they are born, and they don't like to move by nature.

What's more, it's easy to damage the cultivation base if you move it - it's no joke to smash the roots.

"Master." Lu Keyun couldn't help swallowing: "How did you get here?"

Then the huge sycamore tree in front of me moved, talking while moving, the voice did not sound like an inexperienced little monster, but the content was really unstable.

"That's how it came here." He said, suddenly trotted around the yard with tree roots all over the ground, and demonstrated to Lu Keyun, "Look, like this." Ton, ton, ton.

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Who has ever seen a hundred-year-old tree trotting with its roots in front of it? Anyway, Lu Keyun has seen enough, and the strange knowledge has increased.And in the yard, the chicken flew and the dog jumped too, oh the dog didn't jump, the dog wasn't there, it was Aunt Xue and the hedgehog who jumped, the scene was quite chaotic.

"My lord, my God, can you come and go wherever you come from, my yard is really small and can't accommodate a tree as big as yours."

Lu Keyun earnestly said that it is unstoppable for the little monsters to come to Anjia, but this thing is so big that there is no limit.