The daily life of the net red farmhouse

Chapter 57 Draw a circle to get rid of autism

After the broadcast that day, Lu Keyun and Bai Hexian started a discussion on "who can eat more crayfish". Lu Keyun understood it with emotion and reasoned, saying that the shrimps were caught by themselves, raised by themselves, killed by themselves, and made by themselves. , so it is very reasonable to eat a few more.

However, Bai Hexian didn't reason with him at all, so he quickly stuffed crayfish into his mouth when Lu Keyun was reasoning.

To be honest, with the existence of Thirteen Fragrance Crayfish, even if the traffic stars come to eat it, it is difficult not to be embarrassed, and they have to peel and chew, but Bai Hexian has a racial talent and it is easy to eat. A whole lobster is stuffed into the mouth , spit out a whole lobster shell.

The posture of spitting out the shell is perfect.

How could it be like this, Lu Keyun felt that this was simply bullying, so he finally gave up the idea of ​​discussion and started grabbing food with chopsticks, one person and one crane fighting at the dinner table, it was really bloody and bloody.

After the meal, counting with his fingers, Bai Hexian ate more than a dozen more.

Lu Keyun had to murmur to persuade himself: "People still have to choose their comparison objects carefully, and they will be happier that way. You see, Bai Dabai Er Baisan and Meng Ping can't even eat half a crayfish, they can only eat lobster shells."

Do you feel more comforted?

Speaking of which, Bai Dabai, Erbaisan and Erha came back very early today. I don’t know if they smelled the fragrance. The four stood in a row at the door and stared at the dining table with endless desire. Mengping was more direct, drooling directly.

It also wanted to pounce on the table several times. Anyway, dismantling the house is its strong point, and it is trivial to dismantle another table.

It's a pity that the overlord surnamed Bai will not satisfy the dog at all, and ruthlessly whips Mengping away repeatedly, letting him experience what it means to "I want to fly higher".

Next time, we should fish more. If you fish him a dozen or twenty catties, the monsters around will not spoil your stomach, Lu Keyun thought.

A few days later, when Huhu sneaked over again, he got the news from Lu Keyun that the fat chicken he raised was very popular.

This big beauty with a bumpy figure, charming eyes, and silky eyes laughed three times with her hands on her hips, and squawked proudly: "You humans have good eyesight, but the chickens I raise are not comparable to those firewood chickens. Both of them are their blessings, how about it, is it good to cooperate with me?"

Lu Keyun nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

The benefits are great, not to mention the increase in the variety of fresh products sold in online stores, and the meat products eaten at home are also more nutritious and delicious.

Hu Hu's face was full of "Not bad, you are very sensible" expression: "Then tell me, is my contribution enough to repay the chickens that I stole from you earlier - those are ordinary chickens, and I still think they are unpalatable."

"...Enough is enough." Lu Keyun couldn't say enough, if the six-tailed demon fox gave him a palm, he would ascend to heaven, oh no, maybe not, there is a feather given to him by Bai Hexian on his neck.

Suddenly feel at ease.

But still can't let Bai Hexian know about his secret dealings with Huhu. Although he still doesn't understand why, Bai Hexian seems to be very concerned about him finding other monsters.

Maybe he was afraid that he would recognize other monsters as the "big king".

Looking around, the sky is clear and the wind is blowing the fragrance of wild flowers.

The "private meeting" at the chicken coop is still very safe.

Aunt Xue is well-behaved and socially fearful, she hides in her nest except for farming, and even if she sees something, she won't tell Bai Hexian.And the sparrow spirit's territory is in the front yard, and he stands on a branch singing all day long, thinking that chickens, ducks and geese are stupid, so he is too lazy to come here.

And the three cranes who are related to Bai Hexian's blood and love to make small reports recently, they now take Mengping outside to "practice" during the day, and they are as tired as dogs and have no time to coo.

What a perfect time and place.

As for the hedgehog under his feet, he would not go to Hemeiren to complain... Wait, why is there a hedgehog under his feet? Where did the hedgehog come from in this yard? !

Lu Keyun stared at the thorny ball shrunk into a ball at his feet, feeling puzzled.

He didn't pick up hedgehogs from the outside, and it was even more impossible for Bai Hexian. Even if he helped the little monsters, he would definitely let them live in the fields like the vole spirits before, and it was impossible to bring them to the villa.

"Did he come in by himself?" Let him think about the habits of hedgehogs.

At this time, Hu Hu also kicked the thorn ball with his toe, and said with a smile: "Hey, where did you get the hedgehog spirit from?"

"I don't know... eh? Hedgehog spirit? Is it a spirit again?"

"Don't, don't kick me, Lord Lu, Lord Hu, I didn't see anything."

The shivering group of hedgehogs huddled themselves tighter and rolled away all the way, wearing a lot of chicken feathers on their backs, a bit like a shuttlecock, with a small voice, and it sounded more pitiful than Aunt Xue.

In fact, Lu Keyun doesn't have time to look at him at all right now, Lu Keyun is doubting his life.

hedgehog.

Refined.

Oh wow.

So, when did life start to derail, maybe from the moment he picked up the injured Bai Hexian?

Do not!

It was clear that his life had been derailed since he received the phone call from Zhaofeng's uncle, and he was rolling in an inexplicable direction all the way, unable to stop at all.It's fine to live with a crane at home, but now his yard is bustling like a zoo.

Vole spirit, rabbit spirit, vixen spirit, sparrow spirit, another hedgehog spirit, and a dog spirit.

Oh no, Mengping didn't become a spirit. Bai Hexian said that he is an ordinary dog ​​among ordinary dogs. Even if he cultivates for 300 years, he will not be able to become a spirit. It's really good that he can hold a group with him, an ordinary human being, to keep warm.

After imagining that scene, Lu Keyun shivered... No, it's better to just cuddle with the husky to keep warm.

But the desire to complain in his heart intensified, and he couldn't help but blurted out while watching the hedgehog rolling around automatically: "Why don't you just have another butterfly spirit, flower demon, etc. You can make a few tables of mahjong together, haha."

Do you know what a crow's mouth is?

Lu Keyun knew now.

As soon as he finished speaking, a yellow butterfly that was originally parked in the flower pot flapped its wings and flew towards him, circled up and down twice and made an innocent voice: "Master Lu, do you want me to play mahjong?"

She is a serious butterfly spirit and doesn't know how to play mahjong very much.

"!!!"

There really are butterfly spirits!

After the shock, Lu Keyun looked at the yellow butterfly uttering words, unable to accept the reality and began to try to hypnotize himself: "This is not real, I am just dreaming, this is not real, I am just dreaming, bang!"

Then Butterfly slapped him on the arm.

Hell, such small and weak wings can actually throw out so much force, it's amazing to be a genius, don't show off, okay? "It hurts, it's enough, it's enough, I know it's not a dream, stop it! No, keep your wings!"

Butterfly spread its wings: "If you say stop, then stop."

——Lu Keyun squatted in a corner and shut himself up.

The rest of the Butterfly Fairy and the Fox Fairy stared at each other. The six-tailed demon fox hesitated between killing the butterfly and colluding with the butterfly. He felt that it was too tiring to move his mouth, so he said to her: "Today, let's act like no one." Whoever you have seen, work hard for your dream under the oppression of the violent crane!"

Who knew that the little yellow butterfly didn't appreciate it: "The fairy didn't oppress me, it was the fairy who let us live here, the fairy is doing well."

Anyway, unlike smuggling foxes like you, they are aboveboard.

Hu Hu suddenly became angry: "This violent crane still has double standards?!"

The little yellow butterfly was full of sympathy: "Who told you to be fluffy, Xianjun doesn't like fluffy."

Huhu was so angry that he was furious, what happened to fluffy, could it be that they love long hair, some animals are naturally fluffy!

Hmph, forget it, even if Bai Hexian begged her to live here, she wouldn't mind, and she's not a weak and helpless little monster.

The fox left in a huff, Lu Keyun was still thinking about it at the corner of the wall while shutting himself up, Butterfly Jing saw that he might not know how to play mahjong anymore, and flew back to the flowers to eat.

Ah, a place with plenty of aura is good, every flower is so delicious.

Yaosheng is so happy.

When Bai Hexian came back that day, he didn't see that human being at home. After searching around the yard, he found Lu Keyun who was huddled in a corner with his back facing him, exuding a resentful aura.

Asking him the reason, Lu Keyun opened his dull eyes, opened his mouth and sang a song: "I just~~ overcame a few mountains! And~~ crossed a few rivers! Demons and ghosts—why are there so many of them!"

I used to read "Journey to the West" and thought it was unreasonable for Tang Seng to have monsters wherever he went, but now that I think about it, I am completely ignorant. The world is really full of monsters!

Lu Keyun now seriously suspects that the few pebbles he stepped on may also be stone monsters, not to mention how can he be a monster without life, isn't Monkey King just a stone monster?

It was only then that Bai Hexian understood what Lu Keyun was depressed about, and felt incredible: "They are all small things that are afraid of being crushed to death when walking. They only gather here because of the strong aura at home. Don't you like them?"