The daily life of the net red farmhouse

Chapter 97

"When did you wake up?"

Bai Hexian looked up at the huge owl, but it didn't look small or humble.

His temperament is still ethereal, and his aura is still strong.

Seeing this, Lu Keyun, who was hiding in the mountain depression, grasped the rock with both hands nervously, staring straight ahead without daring to blink.

It felt like the effect of the sap had passed, and he couldn't feel joy now.

The giant owl looked at Bai Hexian and tilted his head, then slowly opened his mouth and uttered a sentence.

"... Medicine!"

???

Such a familiar rhythm, such a familiar melody.

Lu Keyun almost blurted out, "Cheek trouble? A set of pancakes and fruits?"

Fortunately, he braked in time, but Bai Hexian over there really answered, "Cheke makes a fuss! Here's a set of pancakes and fruits!"

The valley was suddenly filled with joyful atmosphere.

No, isn't this Crane Demon only loves to watch all kinds of Mary Su romance dramas every day, and sings rap all the time.

It must be the short video that hurt him.

But Bai Hexian and him live among human beings and come into contact with these things every day. Even if they can sing and dance, why does this owl come here just by opening its mouth?

Regarding this question, it took a long time before Lu Keyun got the answer.

It turns out that this kind of bird's natural sound is like singing rap, not because it loves to sing rap...

But now, there are more important issues between Owl and Bai Hexian that need to be resolved urgently.

The owl who had finished "medicating" looked Bai Hexian up and down, and said, "Little friend, do you know me?"

——The expression of the thousand-year-old little friend was very distorted at that moment.

However, He Meiren obviously knows when to be irritable and when not to be irritable. At this time, he suppressed his inner dissatisfaction and said neither humble nor overbearing: "I have heard of seniors, but I have not seen them. When I started to practice, all seniors were already asleep. .”

Hearing this, the owl tilted its head to the other side: "Then kid, do you have a lot of question marks?"

... It's shameful to be cute! ! !

It's even more shameful for the old goblin to be cute! ! !

Bai Hexian raised his eyebrows, too lazy to play games with him and talk nonsense: "I just want to know how long the senior wants the drought to last? Everyone knows that human beings are very fragile."

The owl frowned immediately, and asked in a daze, "Drought? What drought?"

After he woke up, he stayed in his own mountain and never went out. It is impossible to cause a drought, okay?

However, Bai Hexian saw right away that the owl was lying.

Why, because the expression on his face is so guilty, so guilty that anyone can see it as long as there is no problem with IQ, I really don't know whether to say that he is honest...or honest.

Bai Hexian's eyes turned to focus, and suddenly said: "Is that rap variety show going to be updated tonight?"

The owl immediately interjected: "No way, it's the day after tomorrow, how about updating every Saturday, you remember wrong!"

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

Bai Hexian: "..."

owl:"……"

Bai Hexian: "Senior, you still say you didn't cause the drought?!"

"Pharmaceuticals! Angry, maddening to death!" Being exposed by such naive words, the owl became furious, raised its wings, and slapped Bai Hexian, with an expression of using his mouth if he couldn't do it.

Bai Hexian backed away lightly and elegantly, because his body was more than ten times smaller than the opponent's, but he calmly avoided the wing attack.

Even so, Lu Keyun, who saw them fighting and watching from the sidelines, was still worried.

Because he knew very well that Bai Hexian couldn't dodge blindly.

The purpose of their visit this time is to solve the drought. Since they can't convince the owl, they can only solve the problem by convincing him. However, facing an existence that is older and stronger than Bai Hexian, the outcome of the battle is confusing.

In the first few minutes, the owl seemed a little clumsy and uneasy because of its huge body, which made it difficult to move. This gave Bai Hexian a chance to avoid the opponent's attack and cast spells at the same time.

But soon the owl got used to this rhythm, but Bai Hexian gradually became unable to do what he wanted, and the white clothes that had never been stained with dust were also stained with black marks from wildfires.

After fighting for a while, there was only a clear cry of a crane, and the beauty in white disappeared, replaced by a white crane flying up.

Bai Hexian, he turned into a prototype and continued to fight the owl.

Lu Keyun, who had been hiding in the mountain depression, took a few deep breaths, forced himself to calm down, and began to think wildly.

Is there anything he can do right now?

Can he help Bai Hexian?

It's a pity that his computer is not here, otherwise he could collect all the battle data between the owl and Bai Hexian to make a simulated battle system, and use AI to help Bai Hexian find the owl's flaws.

... No, it will take years and months to develop, and the speed is too slow, Bai Hexian can't wait.

Is there any other way—hey, he remembered that Bai Hexian had found out just now that the owl seemed to like chasing rap variety shows.

Lu Keyun doesn't have much interest in pursuing rap variety shows, but he remembers that he found a lot of songs in order to add some bgm to the live broadcast, and he also played some on his phone.

It's all because there is no signal in the mountains, otherwise he could just turn on the variety show and play it at full volume.

Anyway, there are no other human beings here except him, and there is no such thing as disturbing the people.

It's a pity, now I can only settle for the next best thing, and find out if there is a downloaded magic rap.

Yes, this one is absolutely beautiful.

But singing alone is useless. Even if it can shock the owl for a while, it can't shock the owl for a long time. They still need reinforcements.

reinforce……

Lu Keyun's eyes suddenly lit up, and he thought of a certain six-tailed demon fox with special pursuit and "thinking".

Judging from the current battle between Bai Hexian and the owl, because the crane demon did not practice for as long as the owl, he was somewhat at a disadvantage, but it was not a complete defeat, and Bai Hexian could still look for opportunities to fight back.

And Huhu's strength should be on par with Bai Hexian's. If she can join the battle, they might have a chance of winning!

What's more, Huhu should know other powerful monsters.

As long as she can find them to come together, the chances of winning will definitely increase greatly.

But, how can I contact Hu Hu?

Damn it, why is there no signal in this shitty place? The human world and the demon world are supposed to be one, and they don't even have a signal. They really need to help the poor, Lu Keyun thought anxiously and angrily.

On the other side of the valley, Bai Hexian was fighting with the owl, and the owl was still crying.

"I don't want to, I don't want to be like this, I just want to be an ordinary laborer, woo woo woo, medicine, woo woo, Cheek trouble."

Bai Hexian: "...not even a single bet, points will be deducted."

The owl choked and was very upset: "Then you bet on one and I'll see."

Hmph, chickens don't fly, dogs don't jump, little white crane is ridiculous, how could he not even have a single bet!

"No." Bai Hexian rolled his eyes in the midst of his busy schedule.

How can his taste be so bad, who likes to listen to random raps, he only loves to watch Qiong Yao dramas, and is a noble existence that has broken away from low-level tastes, so what bets are you betting on.

The owl sneered: "I don't think you can."

???

This Immortal Bai He couldn't bear it. He could say that he didn't like to watch it, but he couldn't say that he couldn't. He could bet a hundred on the spot to believe it or not, just wait!

So at the moment when Lu Keyun tried every means to contact Huhu and was distracted to pay attention to Bai Hexian's battle situation, he heard a series of strange lyrics that were inexplicably rhymed and not at all smooth, rippling back and forth in the valley.

——You snakes are sick!

The angry and funny Lu Keyun almost crushed the innocent phone, and at this moment, he dug out an unfinished applet in the phone.

I vaguely remember that this is the app that Bai Hexian wrote every time he went out to find ingredients in the monster world and said that there was no signal there, so he wanted to make a communicator that could connect the two sides.

Later, Hu Hu was also very interested in this, and provided some of her evil spirit for him to contact after he succeeded.

It's a pity that this small program is only more than half written, and it has not been completely completed.

But isn't now the perfect time to do it?

For the safety of Bai Hexian, for the hope of mankind, for the rap that no longer listens to the magic sound, and especially for the dignity of programmers!

He wants to write the program on the spot!

Yes, maybe many people have done a lot of things at the critical moment of life and death, but probably no one is busy writing programs at this time.

How should I put it, a straight man with a science and engineering degree can save the world, right?

perhaps.

He quickly opened the software, and quickly began to think about why he stopped here last time, what difficulties he encountered, and whether the radio waves, spiritual power, and demonic energy can be harmoniously integrated to create a high-tech modern psychic app.

Then Lu Keyun quickly discovered that the last time he stopped and didn't continue to finish was not because of any programming problems, it was purely because Bai Hexian started to make trouble for no reason at that time, he could only go out to coax the crane demon, and then he forgot about it when he came back.

forget.

The.

What does it mean that you can't live by doing your own crimes? This is what you mean by doing your own crimes and you can't live. Lu Keyun really wants to roll his eyes at this moment.