Chapter 84 Silly White Sweet?
Chapter 84 Silly White Sweet?
Lu Keyun was taken aback by the question, and thought to himself, does Bai Hexian talk less?
But there is no need to disclose this kind of thing to outsiders, so as not to damage the image of the dusty beauty.
So he admitted without changing his face: "Indeed, he is good at everything, but he is a little bored."
Bai Hexian, who was walking in front, had been quietly listening to the movement behind him all the way, and he was slightly shocked when he heard this sentence.
What's the matter, does this human being dislike himself for not talking to him every day?
Wow, so he cares about me so much.
The crane demon thought about it for a long time, and felt that because the other party yearned for him and the snails he raised were delicious and the dishes were delicious, he could learn a little bit of human love talk after he went back, which would make him happy occasionally.
Not knowing why, Wang Xiaoming gave a perfunctory "haha", feeling as if he had been shown off again, so he quickly changed the subject and stopped exploring the man who made him feel a little strange: "I never thought that Master, your family lives in such a deep mountain. I didn’t feel it during the live broadcast.”
The villa and farm in the live broadcast didn't seem to be built on the mountain.
What can Lu Keyun say, he can't say that my home is not in the mountains, he can only solemnly say that the mountains are clean, which allows people to get closer to nature and cleanse their bodies and minds.
And secretly muttering, Bai Hexian, what on earth are you going to do, but let me know in advance.
Unexpectedly, Wang Xiaoming nodded in agreement: "Indeed, the mountains are very good. I also like to live in the mountains when I am free."
Hearing that Lu Keyun looked at Wang Xiaoming strangely, he really couldn't see that this guy still had the pattern of living in the mountains to cultivate his sentiments. After all, he didn't have that kind of temperament. It is quite convincing to say that he went hunting in the mountains.
At this moment, Bai Hexian in front suddenly stopped.
He turned around slowly, and said to Lu Keyun under the puzzled eyes of the two of them: "You walk to the side, and then go a little further, that's fine, that's all."
Lu Keyun, who walked away according to the instructions, gave Bai Hexian a wink, and wanted to ask him what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd, but Wang Xiaoming was more direct, frowning and asked: "What's the matter, it probably hasn't arrived yet."
Then I saw Bai Hexian, who was as tall and temperamental as a fairy in the forest, stretched out his hand, holding a big sack in his hand.
Yes, sacks.
The most common kind in the countryside, red and blue striped woven bags, filled with soil, sand, radishes, and cow dung. A big bag can hold everything. It is the most down-to-earth existence in the world.
The contrast is so strong that the picture is full of shock.
Of course, what is more shocking to Wang Xiaoming is, where did the man take out the sack from when his hands were empty just now, and why he took out the sack.
Fortunately, he'll know why in a second.
I saw that Bai Hexian put the sack on Wang Xiaoming's head gracefully and lightly, and then suddenly started beating him violently.
That's right, a physical beating.
No witchcraft, props, or anything else was used, just throwing the sack on the ground, punching and kicking, the scene was a bit absurd.
Of course, if it is accompanied by a scary background music from "Youth Bao Qingtian", coupled with the dim and lonely environment of the surrounding mountains and old forests, it is simply the shooting scene of a supernatural suspense film.
I don't know why Lu Keyun, the melon-eating crowd at the VIP table, stared wide-eyed, so this thousand-year-old monster took the initiative to let Wang Xiaoming come to Jianghe Town, just to take him to the mountain and put him in a sack to beat him up?
Why?
Is there any deep hatred between the two of them?
No, no matter what Qiu Baihexian is, he can definitely use spells to toss the opponent to the point of survival or death. It's really very good to punch directly... cough cough, cute.
It's really cute to think about the appearance of a cold, violent and handsome man jumping up and down on the sack.
It would be even cuter to let a long-legged crane jump around if it could change back to its original shape.
The Wang Xiaoming, who was suddenly beaten up, yelled loudly at first, and then tried to resist with threats of violence, but unfortunately, his strength was too weak to be Bai Hexian's opponent, and finally began to roll around and beg for mercy.
"Help, woo woo woo... Big brother, please let me go, uncle, lord! I really don't have money woo woo..."
As soon as he finished speaking, Bai Hexian suddenly stopped moving.
Wang Xiaoming was overjoyed, and was about to quickly escape from the sack. Unexpectedly, the more frenzied fists and feet came down again in an instant, accompanied by Bai Hexian's cold complaints: "Brother? Master? King? Are you worthy of shouting?"
Just like this, Bai Hexian carried out an inhumane physical attack on this man named "Wang Xiaoming" in a remote mountain without people. Lu Keyun felt very sympathetic to it, and as an upright and kind person, he immediately turned his head away.
As long as you don't see it, nothing happens, good, a world where no one gets hurt.
But at this moment, Wang Xiaoming, who was in the sack, vaguely heard some strange voice in pain, and his face, which was already able to open a soy sauce shop, became even uglier.
No, it's impossible, he clearly confirmed that there was nothing behind him when he came to Jianghe Town, why did he hear that strange bird cursing?
This is impossible!
Difficult, can it be said that everything is his illusion, he never left his home and never left the harassment of that strange bird, the so-called experience of coming to Jianghe Town and being beaten suddenly was just an illusion created by that bird?
Frightened to the extreme, he gave birth to a hostility instead.
It's just a bird, he doesn't believe he can't be killed!
Outside the sack, the sound of scolding and cursing also caught Lu Keyun's attention. He turned his head to look in the direction of the sound, and saw a strange-looking bird standing on the tree beside Bai Hexian at some point.
It looks a bit like a turtle dove at first glance, but it is much larger than ordinary turtle doves. The most important thing is that it has an aura of "I am the best in the world", which is somewhat similar to Bai Hexian.
Of course, Bai Hexian's arrogance is elegant and graceful, but this bird... is full of wildness.
You will understand when you hear it open its mouth and curse people directly.
Wait, it really curses people in Mandarin?
Lu Keyun was dumbfounded.
Although he had heard the tragic story of Wang Xiaoming, and there were a lot of monsters living in his home, he still didn't think there would be monsters playing tricks on humans like this.The main reason is that he thinks it is unnecessary. In his opinion, monsters want to take revenge on people, and there must be even more terrifying means, so why bother talking every day.
And no matter how much a bird can swear, it can be so bad.
But at this moment, he felt that this bird—this bird has too many tricks to curse people.
All kinds of mouthfuls are not only fragrant, but also all kinds of yin and yang, strange, high-level and full of connotation sentences, not just pure swearing, but also deceptiveness is a big reward.
Even Lu Keyun, an observer, wanted to say, "Don't scold, don't scold, it's too murderous", not to mention Wang Xiaoming, the unlucky ghost who is chased and scolded every day.
Oh, not only was he scolded, but he was also put on a sack and beaten violently, which was unbelievable.
However, Lu Keyun believes that Bai Hexian is definitely not the kind of monster that beats people for no reason. Just as he was about to ask the crane monster what was going on, the man who was curled up in the sack and looked like he had passed out suddenly stretched out his legs and kicked him, as if he wanted to kill him. Bai Hexian kicked down and regained the initiative.
In all fairness, this move is very straightforward and vicious, and it would be easy for someone else to fall for it, but it's a pity that he kicked Bai Hexian...
"Wow!!!" At that moment, Wang Xiaoming only felt that he had kicked the iron plate, and there was a sharp pain in his ankle on the spot, and he even felt that he heard the sound of bones breaking.
Bai Hexian... Bai Hexian was also angry.
This damned human being dared to kick him with the dirty shoes he had stepped on on the muddy path in the mountains. He was so daring, so he immediately made Wang Xiaoming feel the baptism of what is called a storm.
It wasn't until Wang Xiaoming was dying that he couldn't get up and even struggled, so he picked him up with the sack and said in an unhappy mood, "Let's go."
Lu Keyun looked at Bai Hexian, at the sack, and then at the strange bird that was still screaming on the branch, and finally he was able to ask the question that had troubled him for a long time: "What is going on here? What did Wang Xiaoming do?"
Why did Bai Hexian call this person to Jianghe Town as soon as he saw the photo, and beat him up when he came?
Bai Hexian's expression was cold, and he looked at the sack as if looking at something dirty: "Do you really believe that his name is 'Wang Xiaoming', you are the kind of silly Baitian mentioned in the TV series?"
Lu Keyun was shot while lying down, of course he knew that the name was probably fake, but the point of his question was the name!
And how could he be so stupid!
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