The daily life of the net red farmhouse

Chapter 79 Grapes and Watermelon Can Have Both

When Lu Keyun started the live broadcast again, he specially took the audience to see the goose field in the backyard, and let them see some geese playing in the small pond.

——Of course, this time it was the real big white goose he raised, not Bai Hexian and Bai Dabai Er Bai San.

The audience was laughing and joking, but of course they were also skeptical.

He Xiaoxiao jumped out directly: "Anchor, who are you fooling, these are geese, last time it was clearly white cranes, you really think everyone is a fool, so you can't be fooled, hunting national protected animals, you will be punished!"

One stone stirred up a thousand layers of waves, and the bullet screens were discussed one after another.

Someone said: "Yes, yes, last time I looked at it, I thought it couldn't be a goose, but it must be a crane."

Some people also said: "No way, I think it should be geese. Have you ever raised geese in your family? You can't tell the difference at all."

Lu Keyun cursed the whistleblowers and troublemakers [-] times in his heart, and he still kept a smile on his face, and sincerely expressed with his handsome face: "It's really a goose, in fact, after the last live broadcast, there are official investigators Come here, after reading it, they also decided that it was not a national protected animal, but an ordinary big white goose. I don’t know which kind-hearted person helped them come here, thank you.”

The more sincere his thanks, the more He Xiaoxiao felt that the other party was mad at him, so angry that he almost vomited blood.

Lu Keyun secretly smiled.

Of course he was being eccentric, how could he be so kind and thank the other party for causing trouble for him, don't think that he was a programmer before and couldn't turn his head around, back then he was especially able to secretly complain about the bald boss, okay?

In the Shanghai stock market, a certain bald boss who is educating his subordinates to make their profiles look more like elementary school students: Ah? ! ! !

In the live broadcast room, the audience was arguing whether it was a crane or a goose. Hearing what Lu Keyun said, someone suddenly remembered the funny hot search on the Internet.

"Hey, the experience of the anchor seems to be the one on the hot search. The blogger who is certified as an employee of the Forestry Bureau also said that he went to investigate the illegal breeding of white cranes and turned out to be a group of white geese. Could it be that he is talking about you, the anchor?"

After being reminded like this, many surfers immediately remembered this recently popular trending search, and immediately began to lament that there is no such thing as a coincidence.

"Hahahahaha I still wonder which anchor is so unlucky, raising geese will be investigated, so it's you, Brother Lu."

"What kind of audacious guy dares to report Master Lu, be careful when you go home at night!"

"Woooooo did they bully you, Xiao Lu, don't worry, Brother Bai will protect you, right?"

Lu Keyun:? ? ?

Although I always feel that this barrage is weird, but if I have to say it, it seems that Bai Hexian "endured the humiliation" and turned into a big white goose to protect him.

but--

If he hadn't changed back to his original form during the live broadcast and ran to play in the pond, there wouldn't be so many things, okay?

Fortunately, after reading the trending searches, everyone knew that professionals had already authenticated Lu Keyun, and that it was indeed a goose and not a white crane, so things became simpler and clearer.

Even if there are still people who are skeptical, everyone believes that the official appraisal must be professional, and no matter how doubtful they are, they can only accept it.

As for He Xiaoxiao who is still determined to jump up and down...

Between the inexplicable internet stalker and the certified staff, it's obvious which one to believe. Everyone just laughed at He Xiaoxiao because he has bad eyesight and something wrong with his brain, or it's just a hired sunspot. Active rhythm black.

Someone made a suggestion on the spot: "Don't bother with him, let him play by himself."

So He Xiaoxiao soon found that no matter how hard he tried, no one paid attention to him, and he seemed to have become a transparent person. Under the rage, he finally felt really uncomfortable and went to the hospital for a few days.

Of course, Lu Keyun didn't know about this, he only knew that after everyone believed that everything was the "goose"'s fault, everyone began to study the big goose in the camera.

"These don't seem to be the one that played in the water last time. Did you find it? The one last time seemed very beautiful. Why didn't it appear on the scene? Did the anchor hide it?"

"I suddenly had an idea. Could it be a goose spirit that comes out to play in the water during the day and turns into a beauty to warm the host's bed at night?"

"Ah bah, get the hell out of tearing down the CP, Brother Lu already has Brother Bai to warm his bed, why do you need a goose!"

"The upstairs has too many brain holes, and it turned into a beauty. The beauty turned into a goose is probably very cruel. But I agree that the most beautiful goose must be the host's favorite goose, so it is kept in the villa every day. Don't let us see, hahahaha."

Bai Hexian, who happened to be passing by, glanced at the screen casually.

First glance: something.

Second look: what? ? ?

The third eye: Damn it, Lu Keyun's favorite is not a goose at all! ! !

In the middle of the night, Lu Keyun was having a good dream.

Although he doesn't need to expend much effort to farm now, the live broadcast is actually not an easy job. After a day of live broadcast, his soul and body are very tired, and he basically sleeps on the bed.

Then it dawned.

But at about two or three o'clock that night, he vaguely heard a shrill scream in the yard, which was so frightening that it woke him up instantly.

Looking around, I found that the quilt I covered had a strange protrusion, as if there was something else beside me when I was sleeping. If I looked carefully, it was probably in the shape of a crane.

...In fact, he vaguely noticed that Bai Hexian would turn into a prototype and sneak into his bed in the middle of the night from time to time, but he understood it as an animal's instinct and didn't pay much attention to it.

After all, if a person wakes up and sees a peerless and beautiful man's face next to him, he will definitely be shocked, but if he sees a bunch of cranes, he will only feel a little cute.

Remembering that Bai Hexian often sleeps with his beloved little black cat, Daimaomao, which he picked up, Lu Keyun felt that it was okay for him to share a bed with a crane.

It's just that I got in and slept, and now it's a bit strange to disappear in the middle of the night.

He hurriedly searched in the direction of the sound coming from the yard, fearing that some evil monster would suddenly break into the farm and fight Bai Hexian for [-] rounds in order to eat people.As a result, I saw the tragic scene of "abuse".

Ahead, in the goose field, a white-haired crane with long legs stands proudly among the geese, pecking at a bunch of big white geese with a high air, looking like a bully.

Goose feathers are flying all over the sky, and geese scream ferociously.

After all, in the folk poultry fighting power rankings, the fighting power of geese is first-class. They are not like Aunt Xuexue who have become monsters and are waiting to die. They are obviously the most ordinary geese, but they bravely fought back against Bai Hexian.

You peck me and peck, you kick me and kick, brothers go up together, punch ducks.

No, rush the goose.

It was too bloody, too murderous, too exciting.

Lu Keyun's voice was trembling: "Xian, Xianjun, what are you doing?"

Hearing a human voice behind him, Bai Hexian was startled, and calmly said while bullying the geese as if nothing had happened: "I'm bullying the geese, do you have any objection?" Those damned humans who have no eyesight dare to say He is a goose, they say he is Lu Keyun's favorite goose!

Damn it, it's true that he is Lu Keyun's favorite, but what a goose he is, how much does he look like these stupid geese.

Lu Keyun: "..."

In the past, he definitely didn't understand what the crane demon was singing, but now he can easily guess Bai Hexian's anger point. It must be that the bullet screen said he was a goose during the live broadcast during the day, which made him feel unhappy.

After all, the love and hate of monsters is so simple, straightforward and naive Xiaobai.

He hurriedly suppressed his smile and went to hold Bai Hexian out: "Don't bully them, if you bully them and run away, don't you have to pretend to be a goose next time? Xianjun, I raise big white geese to prevent you from condescending Pretend to be a goose, those people say you are a goose, I am not happy either!"

Bai Hexian glanced at him: "Oh, really?"

Lu Keyun immediately swore: "Really, it's more real than real gold. In this way, if you can't sleep in the middle of the night, why don't you help our vines and watermelon vines get some nutrition? Otherwise, I'm afraid we won't be able to eat grapes and watermelons together under the grape arbor this year." Yes, what a pity."

Since this Hemei must do something, it's better to do something fruitful, after all, Lu Keyun also really wants to eat the grapes and watermelons he grew before the summer is over.

In fact, Bai Hexian is not very willing, he still wants to let these big white geese fully understand how big the gap is between them, it is simply higher than the mountains and deeper than the sea.

But looking at Lu Keyun's expectant eyes, he suddenly felt that fighting with goose is not as happy as eating watermelon and grapes with Lu Keyun. Well, for the sake of this human begging him, let's temporarily put the fight with goose aside. One side is fine.

He promised Lu Keyun: "Don't worry, there will be grapes and watermelons."

We all have a bright future!