The daily life of the net red farmhouse

Chapter 48 I'm Not a Handsome Guy

Fangou Mengping, who couldn't be tied down by the demon rope, eventually became the "pet" of Bai Dabai and Bai San. Of course, it was forced into them by their ancestors.

Bai Hexian thought about it, it was too difficult for him to make this stupid dog obedient and not tear down the house, so he might as well use another method - isn't it full of energy, isn't it loves to play, doesn't it like to turn the world upside down, then just let it it goes.

So he asked Bai Dabai and Erbai to take the husky for a run every three days, as far as he could run, and as much as he could, until Mengping was exhausted and no longer had the energy to mess around at home.

The effect is immediate.

Ever since Sanhe started walking the dog, Mengping was taken out early in the morning every day and brought back after dark. After returning, she was so tired that she lay on the back of the yard every day, panting with her tongue out, never bothering to move.

Lu Keyun's villa and chicken coop have finally returned to their former tranquility... The price is that Bai Dabai, Er Bai, and San are as tired as three dead cranes every day.

But Bai Hexian doesn't care about it, the younger generation needs to exercise more, so as not to lose consciousness every day.

Immortal Bai He didn't care, and Lu Keyun didn't worry much, anyway, the ancestor of the immortal could never kill his nephew's grandnephew. I don't know how many generations of nephew and grandnephew, after all, there is still a "very close" blood relationship.

In contrast, he still cares more about vixen.

That day, he never asked how Mengping hooked up with the monster outside under Bai Hexian's nose. The crane monster was vague about the matter, and the question was "guess", Lu Keyun couldn't laugh or cry.

Although after much deliberation, I don’t think there is anything about myself and my farm that can attract the attention of monsters, but it’s better to take more precautions, such as making more signs with the Q version of Bai Hexian and the words “Do not enter if there is danger of bullies inside” Several east-west, north-south directions are plugged in.

After a period of time, the vixen did not appear again. It seems that this time he should have left completely, and the villa gradually resumed its usual pace.

The farming that should be done, the live broadcast that should be broadcasted.

"Hello everyone, summer is here, and it's a good season to eat crayfish! Today the anchor will show you a prostitute, no, it's just fishing for lobsters with bare hands." Lu Keyun put the camera in place and was very excited.

He had already observed that there were a lot of crayfish in the wild pond outside the village, and they were crawling around at night.

I think that when he was seven or eight years old, he also fished lobsters in the countryside. At that time, he was the lobster prince among the children in the village. I don’t know if his skills have deteriorated after staying in the big city for so many years.

"Look, I don't have anything on hand now, and I don't have any lobster fishing tools or lobster bait with me. I'll make it out for you later."

He showed the camera his empty hands and the empty bucket he brought with him for the lobster.

The live broadcast room was as lively as usual, a bunch of people yelled "Master Lu" and "Master Lu", all talking about some supernatural event in a certain place or what happened to them, asking for help from the master, sometimes mixed with " The anchor's confession of "I love you", and the never-to-be-absent battle between the gangsters and the sunspots.

Of course, most of the audience are still seriously discussing the feasibility of fishing lobster with bare hands.

Lu Keyun was very calm, first he searched around, and picked up a dead branch that was long enough, hard and tough, and used it as a lobster fishing rod.

"Crayfish don't have much strength, so this kind of branch is fine. If you want to catch big fish, the branch may break, but there are usually no big fish in small ponds." He said while giving the branch to the people in front of the screen. After looking at it for a while, I put it by the bucket, and then went to find other materials.

The audience followed Lu Keyun's footsteps, watching him find a kind of tree vine and make a long string to remove the leaves for fishing line.

Everyone was shocked by his coquettish operation.

"That's all right? You are awesome, the anchor."

"Just now I was thinking, fishing rods are easy to find, and there are so many trees, just break a branch at will, but I don't know where the fishing line comes from. I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, Master Lu Tianxiu."

There are also doubts.

"This really won't be broken by crayfish?"

Lu Keyun entangled the tree vines, turned around and smiled brightly: "What's the matter with breaking them, just prepare a few more, just break one for another."

Barrage: "... count yourself as ruthless."

In fact, for Lu Keyun, any fishing rod and line are not difficult, but the highlight is lobster bait.

Fortunately, this is a field in the countryside. In addition to crops, there are many things that can be used in the paddy field.

Such as leprosy.

There are also frogs, but frogs are useful and cute. Lu Keyun just moved closer to show them to the audience, and didn't attack them.Toad □□ was not so lucky. One of them jumped out of the ditch when it was grabbed by a former IT elite with sharp eyesight and quick hands.

"Hahahahaha." He let out a standard villain laugh: "See, the crayfish really likes tortoise meat. Congratulations on becoming our bait today."

The audience roared with chatter.

"Master. Ruthless. Broadcast."

"Tomb □□, weak, pitiful, and helpless.jpg"

"What did you do wrong, why did you eat it... Oh, we don't eat it, we eat crayfish, the devil king crayfish."

"In front, then you must not eat spicy crayfish, garlic crayfish, salt and pepper crayfish, and thirteen-spiced crayfish."

"Suck, anchor, let's go fishing!"

"Hahaha it smells so good."

Lu Keyun was also said to be a little greedy, and the thirteen-flavored crayfish is really delicious.

He hurried back to the pond to finish the fishing rod, processed the meat, tied the bait to the bottom of the fishing line, and threw the fishing rod into the pond happily.

While waiting for this period of time, he rambled to the audience and said: "There should be no one here who has fished crayfish. The crayfish inside must not be vigilant, and they will catch one later."

As he spoke, he saw the fishing line move slightly twice, and he pulled it up quickly, and sure enough, he saw a fat and strong crayfish hanging on the meat, and the two pincers grabbed the food tightly, refusing to let go at all.

Even when Lu Keyun wanted to take it off and throw it in the bucket, he failed in one go. He almost stumbled and was laughed at for a while.

This is probably the real spirit of "the head can be broken, the blood can be shed, and the meal must be full first".

So moved.

With tears in his eyes, Lu Keyun decided to make this one into Thirteen Incense.

This wild pond is just like what he said, because no one has ever fished, and the fish, shrimps and crabs in it are stupid and unwarranted. After most of the day, they caught a bucket full of crayfish, and there were even a few small fish and a few Crabs are a great harvest.

Many viewers were particularly envious. You must know that in their city, crayfish sold at night food stalls cost at least 51 catties, and the bucket that Lu Keyun caught in the middle of the afternoon was worth 300 yuan.

Of course, the point is not how much money, the point is that he can enjoy himself.

"I really want to go through the screen and go directly to Brother Lu's house for dinner, woo woo woo."

"I also thought, ahh, I want to have dinner at the same table with handsome Bai and handsome Lu!"

Lu Keyun hissed, what's going on, why is Bai Hexian a handsome guy, he can only be a handsome guy.

Where is he young?ah?How small!

Straight men who seek truth from facts must distinguish: "Don't call me a handsome guy, I'm not small at all."

After an eerie few seconds of silence, the audience went wild.

"Hahahahahahaha the anchor said he is not young at all."

"Okay, okay, we all know that you are not young, not at all."

"Oh no, this live broadcast room will be blocked, laughing at me to death."

"That's right! Who dares to say that Master Lu is the youngest, but Master Lu is the biggest!"

"I'll go, the topic is so unrestrained, I'm afraid—please talk more about it."

"Napkin napkin, I'm going to have a nosebleed, but don't stop! I can stand it if you continue, anchor."

Lu Keyun: ...I feel like I said something wrong.He just felt that his appearance was not much worse than Bai Hexian's, that's all.