Chapter 36 Your Mind Is Dangerous
Chapter 36 Your Mind Is Dangerous
Liu Dongdong is a practitioner in the new media industry who makes short videos. He likes to watch the videos and live broadcasts of various Internet celebrities and well-known UP hosts to find inspiration and grasp the trend of the trend. However, he usually only watches those super Internet celebrities with millions of fans. , rarely pay attention to newcomers.
It happened to be a coincidence that day, he was bothered by work and his life was not satisfactory, he was so sad that he didn't want to do anything, so he randomly clicked into a live broadcast room that was not popular at all, the anchor with thick black hair claimed to be a program before ape.
A joke, how could a programmer keep his hair, not at all.
For example, when he shoots short videos, his head is bald, and he thinks of ideas and innovations day and night. The audience may not be willing to buy it, and the flow money is not good enough.
For every dollar in the account, there is one more hair in the world that loses its owner.
Sad.
So he planned to make fun of this rookie anchor who used "the programmer resigned to farm" as a gimmick. He really dared to talk nonsense without doing any market research.
And the IT elite, too impetuous.
Liu Dongdong immediately moved his fingers like flying, pointing Jiangshan to stimulate the writing, ready to show the other party the real demeanor of the big brother of new media.
Boy, don't think that you will be forgiven because you are handsome. I am a big man and I will not be confused!
however.
However, when he came back to his senses, he found that he had become a diehard fan of Lu Keyun's live broadcast room. He was addicted to the rural scenery and couldn't help himself. Every time he received a reminder to start the broadcast, he ran to watch it.
He could even eat three bowls of rice from Lu Keyun's live broadcast.
Hey, this is not right, he is a short video producer who has seen big waves, and he has millions of fans in his eyes, how could he be attracted by such simple content and unskilled live broadcast? !
But pastoral life is really easy to decompress...
Every time he sees the former IT elite anchor chattering on the ground, going up the mountain, picking vegetables, cooking and even selling vegetables without any focus, he can be freed from the hustle and bustle of real life and enjoy a moment of peace and relaxation.
Works better than taking medicine.
Whenever he encounters anything, just turn on the live broadcast room, and his worries, worries, and anxieties can be released. He even looks at the corners of his mouth with a stupid smile, and rolls on the bed at night when he has nothing to do.
How could it be like this, he is clearly a straight man of steel! ! !
Of course, if you are addicted to live broadcasts, you should be addicted to live broadcasts, and you still have to fight.
Every time Liu Dongdong still insisted on a few words insincerely, and insisted that Lu Keyun was just a show and would not really farm, and the vegetables and fruits he promoted were definitely not delicious.
But his hands betrayed him, after Lu Keyun performed the radish stewed ribs soup, he sent a private message wanting to be the lucky audience to try it.
After sending the address, he immediately regretted it, and couldn't help but covered his face and asked himself: "What are you doing, Liu Dongdong, what are your morals! You are not those female viewers who can't walk when they see two handsome guys in the live broadcast room!"
It's okay for those girls to pay IQ tax for the beauty of the long-haired boy, so he joins in the fun.
——Wait a minute, there is no charge anyway.
The anchor has clearly stated that it is a lucky gift for them, and he didn't pay anything, and he won't suffer a few radishes, so it can't be regarded as an IQ tax.That's right, it can't be counted.
"Ding dong." The courier sent a greeting.
When the radish arrived, Liu Dongdong took the box that seemed to have gone through all kinds of difficulties and dangers, hesitantly but also impatiently opened it, and the red, white and white radishes immediately came into view.
Half carrot, half white radish, just like what you saw in the live broadcast room.
No, it's more beautiful and alluring than it looks on the screen.
Liu Dongdong was immediately fascinated.
It's hard to imagine that a mere radish can have such a temptation. Look, this watery luster, look, this bright color, look, there are even drops of water on the leaves, as if they have just been sucked out of the ground—why? Possibly, takeout delivery is not fresh for half an hour, not to mention express delivery for several days.
But the fact is that the radish in front of him is in perfect condition, there is no sign of damage, and it is full of weight, which shows the sincerity of the anchor.
"Crack."
The hand betrayed Liu Dongdong's will again and directly took out a carrot and brought it to his mouth. He didn't realize that he didn't wash the carrot until he bit it down, but the feeling on the tip of his tongue made him immediately forget everything.
Heaven.
How could there be such delicious radishes in the world!
At this time, Lu Keyun didn't know that there were already three more humans in this world who were fascinated by the gods and radishes. He was studying the small straw bag that Aunt Xue "enshrined" to him that day. Inside were the top-quality vegetables and fruits collected by the little rabbit demon over the years. seed.
He leaned next to Bai Hexian and muttered: "Such a precious seed, do you need a special planting method? It would be too wasteful if it is planted bad." You must know that every seed in it may be as good as a radish eat!
To be precious and precious, to be cautious and cautious.
Bai Hexian was very disdainful of this: "Are you questioning the ability of this fairy?"
Isn't it just a few seeds, and it's not a snail.
"Don't dare dare——then leave it to Xianjun." Hearing this, Lu Keyun quickly stuffed the seeds into Bai Hexian's hands, with plans written all over his face.
A thousand-year-old demon: "..." I always feel like I've been fooled.
And Lu Keyun was so excited that he picked up the live broadcast equipment on the spot, and pulled the corner of He Meiren's clothes with his hands: "Let's go, let's go to sow seeds now, look how blue the sky is, how clear the water is, how suitable for farming."
Bai Dabai Er and Bai San wandering in the courtyard: Goo, googah?Where is the sky so blue, it is obviously covered with dark clouds, no matter how you look at it, it is going to rain, and the breeder of the ancestors is talking nonsense with his eyes open.
Bai Hexian was led out, and looked suspiciously up and down at the extremely enthusiastic human being and the equipment in his hand: "What are you doing with that?"
The name is Changtian, but it's actually a trick to trick him into becoming a live assistant, right? He just won't do it.
Probably because the tacit understanding has soared after living together for a long time, Lu Keyun immediately guessed what Bai Hexian was thinking, and hurriedly coaxed people: "Then I must be shooting you, Xianjun, how could the noble Xianjun help a small anchor like me? Right. I think, Xianjun, you have such a beautiful figure when you are farming, you must let those who have not seen it appreciate it and shock them!"
Well, it makes sense.
Bai Hexian immediately felt that Lu Keyun's idea was very good.
Lu Keyun was overjoyed, and took the opportunity to give the other party common sense on the popular science live broadcast: "You don't need to use spells in front of the camera, just sprinkle the seeds normally. You don't need to fly, uh, you don't need to teleport, and don't let the seeds grow out with a 'biu~' sound. It’s good to pose.”
Bai Hexian: "What about the standard spellcasting app?"
"Don't use it in front of the camera... Don't stare at me, Xianjun, I definitely don't mean to look down on you, the main thing is that people are very fragile, you know, and you are afraid to frighten them. And you are so noble, showing them your beautiful figure is already It’s very cheap for them, how can we let them see more.”
In fact, he was afraid that he and Bai Hexian would be taken away for research after the Crane Demon cast a spell on the spot.
But with the ability of a thousand-year-old monster, shouldn't he be captured?
Then he doesn't even want to sing tears behind bars alone.
After thousands of exhortations, the two finally arrived in the field. Lu Keyun's eyes were sharp, and he saw the figure of a certain vole spirit flashing behind the leaves, and Bai Hexian's displeased breath immediately came from his side.
Lu Keyun immediately started the live broadcast, pointing the camera at himself and the field behind him, pretending that nothing happened just now.
God, nothing happened in the first place, alright, the vole spirit lived here in the first place.
"Hi everyone, I'm your farming anchor, and I'm here again. A few days ago, I got some seeds that were said to be delicious. Today, my friend and I are going to sow seeds. Look——"
He took the small straw bag from Bai Hexian and showed it in front of the camera.
Everything started as usual, but not long after, the number of viewers increased sharply, and a large number of newcomers flooded into the live broadcast room, which shocked Lu Keyun.I wondered if he did something shocking today, no.
...It seems that Bai Hexian's beauty is really a killer, and it is worth his effort to drag Bai Hexian out to farm.
But what if there is still a little bit of jealousy.
However, Lu Keyun soon discovered that the sudden increase in the number of viewers might not have anything to do with Bai Hexian, because the bullet screen on the screen was full of the words "radish radish radish".
In the beginning, old audiences were there asking him why he didn’t sell radishes today, and there were also persevering stickmen jumping up and down calling Lu Keyun a liar, putting on a show, selling greenhouse vegetables at high prices, and charging ordinary people’s IQ tax. With screams of praise to Bai Hexian and some strange speeches, it was quite lively anyway.
Until someone jumped out and said angrily: "Can you stop opening your mouth and come here, the radishes from the anchor's house are really delicious, worthy of the title of 'fairy radish'!"
But the person who jumped out was one of the previous gangsters.
The audience immediately exploded.
Ordinary fans couldn't figure it out, and even the gangsters couldn't understand it. Why did this guy who was the backbone of Hei Lu Keyun suddenly turn against him? Could it be that his account was stolen?
Of course, the number was not stolen, she just tasted how delicious the radish is, even if she had no conscience, she couldn't swear.
Besides, she still wants to eat more, what if she scolds the anchor and doesn't want to sell it to her?
Today, at this moment, she must wash away her sunspot image in the eyes of the anchor brother!
"Those who haven't tasted it have no right to speak. You sunspots just don't like life and don't like others. I tasted it myself, and I'm willing to use my hair to guarantee that the anchor's radish is definitely the best thing I've ever eaten in my life. It’s definitely worth buying!”
The other sunspots immediately became unhappy, oh, what is life unsatisfactory, they are obviously the pickets of the world.
"I said, why did you suddenly change your attitude? It turned out that you were bought by the anchor with money. You really embarrass us black people, bah, the face of our justice messengers. You can buy you with a few radishes. Isn't it a bit shameful?"
Then someone popped up again: "But it's really delicious. I also received a lucky radish. My family almost fought over the last radish. You don't know the taste, it's fragrant, crisp, sweet, tender, and plump." Juicy, moderately soft and hard, fresh and refreshing... ah ah ah I returned the language to the language teacher, in short, it is unparalleled and delicious."
The audience who had been watching the excitement gradually became excited. They knew how many lucky radishes Lu Keyun sent out last time, and now it seems that everyone who received them agreed?
But just like what Heizi said, it is also possible that the anchor bought it with money for marketing, but for a few radishes, as for it?
Someone hesitantly asked Lu Keyun how to sell these radishes.
Lu Keyun casually mentioned a number. If it is cheap, it cannot be cheaper than the radishes in the vegetable market, but if it is expensive, it is definitely not expensive. Including the transportation fee of fresh food, this price can be said to be quite fair.
And if the radishes were really as delicious as those people said, the price would not only be fair, but kind.
The fan-black war continued in front of the camera, and more and more bystanders began to waver.
At this time, a large wave of newcomers suddenly flooded into the live broadcast room, which immediately increased the current number of viewers of Lu Keyun's place by tens of thousands.
Although there is still a long way to go before an internet celebrity V, tens of thousands of viewers is quite an impressive achievement for a rookie anchor who has just started, but I don't know why.
It was only after Lu Keyun's questioning that he found out that these new viewers came here because they watched a short video recommending radishes.
And the author of the recommended video is Liu Dongdong, who was overwhelmed by carrots.
As a senior new media practitioner, Liu Dongdong has much more fans than Lu Keyun, a former IT elite who became a monk on the way. He encountered a bottleneck some time ago, and couldn't come up with novel ideas for several months, so he clicked into Changtian Studio.
The radish this time not only gave him the enjoyment on the tip of his tongue, but also inspired his creative inspiration.
So this short video creator made a whole recommendation video for "Carrot" with incomparable enthusiasm. The editing, the soundtrack, and the sometimes affectionate and sometimes impassioned copywriting, those who didn't know thought he was recommending something unique good things.
Of course, in Liu Dongdong's opinion, the fairy radish is a peerless good thing.
After this recommendation video was released, it received a great response, and it also brought a bunch of new viewers to Lu Keyun's live broadcast room. Everyone was clamoring to buy radishes, and the bullet screens of the sunspots were instantly suppressed without a trace.
"It's from Dongdong. Wow, I haven't tasted the radish yet. The host is really good-looking."
"It's from Dongdong, wow, I haven't tasted the radish yet, the anchor looks good, and the one behind the anchor looks even better."
"Dongdong... Wow, are you and the beauty behind you, the anchor, selling?"
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Lu Keyun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, this audience, your thinking is very dangerous, forget about him, if you buy back Bai Hexian's bad temper, you will definitely regret it.
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