The daily life of the net red farmhouse

Chapter 25 The Host Is So Handsome

Bai He's head is round and soft, so comfortable, Lu Keyun became more and more addicted to touching it, completely ignoring Bai Hexian's "sharp" eyes, and he did not forget to explain: "I will definitely not sell the fairy's pond, how dare I .”

In fact, it is because it is very troublesome to send aquatic products by express, so he can't do so many things by himself, and the pond produces not much, so he can't sell a few customers.

However, Bai Hexian was very satisfied after hearing this, and felt that this human being still did not dare to challenge his majesty after all, and was very sensible, so he nodded in agreement: "Then you can go to that live broadcast, is there anything I can help with?"

Just replace it with something delicious.

"How can you use Xianjun to do this kind of trivial matter?" Lu Keyun thought to himself that you would be the biggest help by using magic to grow vegetables and raise chickens every day, and let me do the rest: "A noble and incomparably noble existence like Xianjun is willing to stay here The soil farm is the biggest help for me!"

Bai Hexian instantly felt extremely happy, hum, what did he just say, Lu Keyun was full of thoughts on how he could dance courtship dance to mere Baida, it was just a daydream.

It has been decided that from today onwards, Bai Dabai's second, white and third homework will be tripled. How old is he and still can't cultivate the slightest bit of evil spirit, so how can he be a relative of Bai Hexian with such a worthless person? It's embarrassing.

Innocent Bai Er and Bai San: Cuckoo?Why should they be punished accordingly? They are innocent? ? ?Damn Baida!

Poor Bai Da will have a hard time in the next few days, haggard like a goose that can't lay eggs.

Wait, it's male, it doesn't lay eggs in the first place.

awful.

However, Lu Keyun could no longer take care of the mental health of the junior cranes at home. He enthusiastically bought a series of basic equipment for live broadcasting, such as cameras, microphones, selfie sticks, and handheld cameras, and happily bought a few books. Teaching materials such as "Teaching You How to Be an Internet Live Celebrity", "We Can Live Live Without Tiring and Trouble", "Internet Celebrity Live Streaming-From Getting Started to Giving Up" and other teaching materials, I am determined to do a lot.

Uh, is there something wrong with the last textbook?

He used to watch this kind of stuff when he was planning to become an IT elite. "C++ from entry to abandonment" and "Java from entry to entry" are all nightmares for those teenagers who are interested in programming.

Unexpectedly, webcasting is not easy.

Lu Keyun opened it and saw that the book had no publication number, and the handwriting was very blurred. He suspected it was a pirated copy. The words "to make the audience reluctant to leave" were written crookedly on every page.

He had nothing to do anyway, and after reading it carefully for a long time, he realized that the whole book hinted at "turning on the ten-level beauty filter"-human beings are so real, who doesn't like to see beauties, and he loves to read too.

But Xiao Lu firmly believes that as long as he grows vegetables well, he can be loved by the public even without beauty and filters. Come on, let him see how filters work...

Fortunately, with previous experience in IT, Lu Keyun learned to live broadcast quite easily, and basically did not encounter any difficulties.What I have to say is that I don't know how to attract viewers after the broadcast starts. It is not easy for a new anchor to start from scratch.

First of all, it is necessary to choose an eye-catching room name, just like every party A asked, it must be eye-catching!

It is best to directly brighten the blind.

For example, "You have to love monsters growing vegetables"?

No, no, this is disharmonious and unscientific, and it doesn't feel interesting at all, it's almost as dark as the eyes.

"Surprised! There are such delicious vegetables in the world. If you don't come in, you will lose one billion yuan"?

It's almost like a pyramid scheme, and the audience won't believe it at all.

Then, how about "handsome social animals resign to farm, and stay away from the baldness crisis, and you deserve beautiful hair"?That's it!Lu Keyun felt his heart move when he saw it, it's great, no social animal can be indifferent to beautiful hair, no one.

"Hello, everyone, the Dragon Boat Festival is getting closer and closer. Today we go to the wild to pick some reed leaves and prepare to make zongzi. By the way, what flavor do you like? I like candied dates and egg yolk meat zongzi the most. Sweet The salty ones are absolutely delicious, and a real foodie will not reject any taste hahaha."

Holding the selfie stick, Lu Keyun smiled and said "Yeah" to the camera. Since there were no audience at the beginning of the live broadcast, he let it go, constantly adjusting various angles and shots, and even made a funny face when he had nothing to do.

The only regret is that the lord Xianjun at home didn't want to be a photographer, so he firmly refused his request to help him take pictures.

"What, you want me to hold this thing and keep shooting you? Shameless!"

That's how it was.

Although Lu Keyun doesn't know how shameless it is to help make a video, maybe they monsters are very disdainful of such things as laying hands on humans, hey, don't guess what the crane monster is thinking, you can't even guess.

Bai Hexian, who was pacing back and forth at home: ...What do you mean by human beings? Do you hope that this fairy will only see him from now on? He is so arrogant and arrogant, too cunning.

"Ah Choo." Lu Keyun, who was not cold at all, sneezed inexplicably.

He touched his nose, stepped on the weeds all over the ground to find a few clumps of Ruozhu.

This kind of plant grows wild in the southern suburbs. The bamboo leaves are many times larger than ordinary bamboo leaves. Everyone is happy to pick them to make rice dumplings, weave Ruo Li, or spread them directly on the steamer to steam various rice balls and snacks.

It has a kind of unrestrained fragrance of wild wild growth. The steamed rice dumplings and snacks are full of fragrance, fresh and refreshing, and almost every family likes it.

Lu Keyun found a piece of relatively soft ground and inserted the selfie stick directly into it, adjusted the camera to face the clump of Ruo bamboos, and picked the Ruo leaves by himself with the basket.In fact, he originally planned to bring a sack. After all, you can pick more. Anyway, this thing can be used everywhere and will not be wasted.

It's a pity that when he went out, Bai Hexian stared at the sack in his hand for a long time, snatched the bag and stuffed it into a bamboo basket for him, saying, "It's not necessary to pick a few leaves, the basket is enough."

After finishing speaking, he turned the hand holding the sack behind his back, and gracefully walked towards the small pond, leaving a very ecstatic back view.

Okay, Ruoye doesn't need to be packed in sacks, but small fish, shrimps and snails need it, Lu Keyun understands—he doesn't understand! ! !Isn't Bai Hexian eaten directly? What kind of sack! ! !

Forget it, things like monsters cannot be explained by science.

"Look, you can remove the head of this kind of wild Ruo bamboo... No, you can't eat it even if you remove the head. Let's find this kind of leaves that are complete, big and tender and pick them off. Oh, look, this Ruo bamboo has my own. Such a big arm."

Lu Keyun raised the leaves in his hands and compared them with his arms in front of the camera. Only then did he realize that the number of viewers who were still zero just now had a qualitative leap, and the number jumped to six!

A good start is half the battle. We must keep these six discerning audiences.

I saw a barrage floating faintly in the live broadcast room.

"Handsome social animal? A joke, how can a social animal be handsome, and a social animal is absolutely impossible to not be bald! Let me see how many hairs the lying anchor has left, and the lying person will lose another thousand hairs."

This audience is too cruel, is there a more vicious curse than suggesting that others lose their hair, no.

Lu Keyun blinked innocently at the camera.

The barrage suddenly increased.

"!!! Fuck, the anchor is actually really handsome, it's unscientific!"