Chapter 14 Programmers Motivate Demons
Chapter 14 Programmers Motivate Demons
"Shock!Young people from the city have never planted land, and to save face, they secretly buy vegetables and fruits in greenhouses and put them in the ground to pretend that the seeds grow overnight.
Soon everyone knew about Lu Keyun's "feat". Later, when anyone saw Lu Keyun going to the ground, they would laugh and ask him, "Little Lu, have your seeds grown today?" This made Lu Keyun very embarrassed.
Bai Hexian was also very angry.
He kindly helped this human being to realize his wish, and this human being was not grateful when he came back. He cooked him more than a dozen delicious dishes and offered it to him, and even told him not to use spells indiscriminately next time he was fine?
"What is misuse?! You made a wish. As your master, I reluctantly fulfilled your wish. How dare you say that I am wrong? This is going to be in ancient times, and such miracles will be recorded in history books!" What kind of attitude do you have?
Lu Keyun didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Xianjun, I'm not saying you're wrong, but now is the age of technology..." The so-called "miracle" will not be recorded in history books, but will only be published on fake news and legal channels.
"What about the age of technology?" As a demon, Bai Hexian couldn't understand the difference.
Lu Keyun found that the Crane Demon might be a little out of touch with the times, and felt that he should teach Bai Hexian to surf the Internet, but that was a matter for the future, and the most urgent thing to do was to persuade him not to use so exaggeratedly when using spells.
"It's like this. Human beings nowadays are relatively 'ignorant'. When they see a 'miracle' that is too direct, they will only crack down on counterfeiting. But if they moisten things silently, such as letting vegetables grow a little bit faster, they will exaggerate them. Well done."
"It's just incomprehensible."
"How about this, I will make a standard applet for Xianjun on how to cast spells on all kinds of plants equally, and I will follow that in the future, and I guarantee it will be no problem!" The pride of being a former IT elite arises spontaneously, and I am too witty Well, what is this, this is the perfect combination of technology and sorcery, even if he is farming, he must be at the forefront of the times!
Bai Hexian glanced at him faintly, clearly feeling very wronged. Isn't this human being just cooking delicious food?
Fortunately, Lu Keyun has a good grasp of Bai Hexian's "master mentality" now, so he quickly coaxed him: "In this way, even in the demon world, Xianjun is the number one demon in the world, and the first one in the world to use the spell-casting app." Your big monster, how powerful it is."
No. [-] in the world... The ancient times shine like the present... Bai Hexian was really a little cautious, and he agreed to let Lu Keyun develop that "standard spell-casting APP", and was even a little excited.
Bai Da, Bai Er, and Bai San stretched out their crane necks to watch at the door for a long time. The old ancestor quarreled with the breeder of the old ancestor. Seeing that the two seemed to have gotten back together, they immediately jumped in to "cuckoo" and "cuckoo" "Googoo chirp" to scream.
Bai Hexian waved his hand impatiently: "What nonsense, it has nothing to do with you, go ahead and play with your snail shells." He lay down on the sofa and kept turning the TV station with the remote control. He has been very addicted to a certain TV series recently.
Seeing this, Bai Da, Bai Er, and Bai San immediately squeezed onto the sofa. Influenced by their ancestors, they are also drama fans now, no, Da He.As long as you hear the opening song, twist your neck and flap your wings.
When Lu Keyun came out from busy work for a long time, he saw three cranes and a crane monster staring at the TV intently, wishing they could go straight into the screen, but a heart-piercing cry was coming from the TV: "Ke Yun—— No—but you don’t want to—”
"Yiping! Yiping! My heart hurts!"
"..." Why does a demon also like to watch "Deep Love and Rain"?The world is really too unscientific.
The days passed like the heart-piercing shouts of Qiong Yao drama and the development of new APP.
It is said that Huacheng recently decided to vigorously develop tourism in order to solve the poverty problem in Jianghe Town. After all, although there are no world-famous scenic spots here, there are original and unpolluted pastoral scenery, which can be used for rural characteristic farmhouse tourism routes.
Think about it, how stressful life is for people in big cities. The daily rhythm is as fast as a top, and they work overtime every day. Young people lose their hair before they are thirty. The best-selling products in the market are either coffee or anti-hair loss shampoo. It's scary to think about it.
Isn’t there an elite from a big city in the town who was so frightened that he ran to farm?
Although farming is actually not soothing at all, but people who come to travel are not real farming, and they will not find out the truth!
feasible.
So Lu Keyun soon discovered that there were two or three new farmhouse restaurants nearby, all of which were run by local townspeople, and there were many familiar faces.
Think about when I first came to take over the "big villa", some naughty kid wrote the words "sisters' farmhouse" on the wall. Who would have thought that it would become an accurate prophecy. Now my fake farmhouse matches the real farmhouse, which really complements each other. into fun.
It's a pity that Bai Hexian didn't find it interesting at all. He secretly went to those local restaurants for a few laps. Although there were some digging small ponds, they were not as clean as Lu Keyun's. The fish were also ornamental fish, which were not tasty to look at. .
He also secretly tasted some of the dishes they cooked, uh... Anyway, it is at the level of normal human beings, and it cannot be compared with Lu Keyun.
However, Bai Hexian, as a noble and elegant male demon who never tires of food, thinks there is still room for improvement in Lu Keyun's cooking skills. For example, there can be more and more dishes, and don't just cook a few dishes back and forth all day long. Well, no matter how delicious it is, it is easy to eat flocs.
Fortunately, Lu Keyun didn't know, otherwise he would definitely want to roll his eyes silently.
God is sorry, doesn't he want to eat something else, he just can't afford it.Even the high-quality fruits and vegetables ripened by Bai Hexian in the field last time cannot be sold, because the whole town knows that they are "greenhouse vegetables bought to save face".
He had to pick some and go home to eat by himself every day.
Not to mention, although Bai Hexian used magic to give birth, the taste of these dishes is better than anything Lu Keyun has eaten in his life. He thought it might be mediocre.Bai Hexian sneered at this: "Human beings are really ignorant. This is grown with my aura. How can it be compared with ordinary mortal vegetables."
"Thank you for your hard work, Xianjun, please drink tea." Lu Keyun perfunctorily pushed a cup of wolfberry tea over, thinking in his heart that it's too much of a waste of spiritual energy, it's just an explosive demon.
It can be seen that the longer he opens the door to the new world, the more courageous he becomes.
Of course, there is also the reason that although Bai Hexian always speaks fiercely, he actually doesn't do anything about him-it is enough to prove that human beings are especially fond of crazy temptations on the verge of death.
In the past two days, Lu Keyun has devoted himself to researching the so-called "standard spell-casting APP". His typing on the keyboard makes people feel like he is back in the state of working in the Shanghai stock market, so that Bai Hexian in front of him can't be compared with the boss of the Mediterranean... that is still incomparable Oh, how beautiful Bai Hexian is, his face alone is thousands of times better than Mediterranean Erhao.
Watching a beauty eat three more bowls of rice, even if the beauty is male.
"Xianjun, can you turn your face a little bit?"
"what."
"Oh, this angle looks very dignified, and it immediately made me think like a spring of code, and tap the keyboard like a god." The effect is probably the same as the legendary "programmer motivator".
"You people's requests are getting more and more strange, hey, don't change the subject, you are talking about improving the food and adding recipes!"
"Yeah, looking at you, you seem to be improving your food."
"???" Bai Hexian shut up, and Bai Hexian began to think, maybe Lu Keyun wanted to eat Baihe meat, otherwise what did he mean?
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