The daily life of the net red farmhouse

Chapter 1 Do you want a big villa with a garden?

Shanghai stock market, twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.The Jiayun office building is brightly lit from top to bottom. People are still busy after a busy day. The aroma of coffee permeates from every desk. Lu Keyun yawned bitterly while resting his head on the keyboard: "Overtime dog, No human rights." After a while, he beat the table angrily: "Resign, I must resign, I can't live through this day, I want to go home and farm!"

The colleague next to him didn't even raise his eyelids, he tapped his fingers on the keyboard quickly, and taunted him with a smile: "Our poor Ke Yun, hurry to find Yiping and Shuhuan, Erhao and Du Fei will save you!"

Lu Keyun suddenly showed a horrible look: "Don't, it's fine if Erhao doesn't kill me, how can he save me, unless he gives me three times the bonus."

Speaking of it, it’s all because his parents gave him such a magical name on the back of their brains. It sounds exactly the same as “Ke Yun” in Qiong Yao’s drama "Deep Love and Rain". After work, colleagues always use this to tease him. He also took it upon himself to call their boss "Er Hao". Over time, everyone almost forgot the real name of the boss, and almost lost their wages by calling them wrong several times.

At this time, the people in the office laughed out loud when they heard the "triple bonus", and said in one go, "Ke Yun is ill again, hurry up and take him to see a doctor", "It can't be saved, let's just bury him".You must know that 996 social animals like them are lucky if they don’t die suddenly, and if they don’t go bald, they must have saved the Milky Way in their previous life. Why do they want to triple the bonus? Isn’t this just a daydream?

Especially in the line of work that Lu Keyun is engaged in, at best they are IT elites and high-end talents, at worst they are "coders", "programmers", "Mediterranean straight men who can only wear plaid shirts", staring at computers and mobile phones every day to write codes and modify them. Bugs do maintenance. They work overtime every day until after twelve o’clock in the middle of the night. When they come home after work, they wander on the road. The pale face, blurred eyes, and weak eyes are simply standard zombies. Anyone who meets them has to run away. What a miserable word. .

Fortunately, Lu Keyun is good-looking, and there is no crisis of dying at the moment, at least he doesn't have anything to do with the word "greasy".It's a pity that the boss is a straight man, and he will never exalt his subordinates just because of his good looks and ask him to do less, or do other things that don't require typing on the keyboard - of course, let Lu Keyun not do it, he is a talented man. Three good social animals with integrity!

"Hey Keyun, don't lie down, Erhao asked you to go to his office." Bad news always comes suddenly, Lu Keyun glanced at the time, it was already 35:[-], and Erhao didn't know, no, the Mediterranean Sea What else does the boss want him to do?

The middle-aged man in the office was also in a state of immortality, and held a manual to educate Lu Keyun: "Xiao Lu, didn't I tell you to write it more simply? How can customers understand such a complicated document? Customers can't understand it." , who will use our products. If your boss has no income, you will have no wages, understand?"

"But boss, this is already the easiest, really."

"No! Definitely not!" The fat Erhao slapped his desk like a frightened hedgehog: "Anyway, go back and rewrite it for me. It must be so simple that elementary school students can understand it. Do you hear me clearly?"

"??? Boss, are you implying that our customers are only at the level of elementary school students? That's not good." Although he also felt that some Party A were not very smart and were very fluffy.

"Shut up, I didn't say anything, hurry up." Erhao was just like his nickname, a heartless and cruel scumbag, ruthless, shameless and unreasonable.

"..." It's getting closer.Lu Keyun stared out of the window where the neon lights were brighter than the stars, and for the thousandth and 110th time silently wailed and made up his mind: I must resign!Of course, his bank card whose balance is always hundreds of times thinner than the housing price still dutifully reminds him that resigning is impossible, even in this life, unless he wants to go to the aisle of the subway station to play the erhu and sing "hands Holding the steamed bread, there is not a drop of oil in the dish."

In short, Lu Keyun also forgot what time he finished changing the manual that night. When he woke up, it was bright outside. He got out from under the desk and floated to the door like a dark cloud to clock in——It’s so good, sleeping in the office at least Will not be late, hehe.

Suddenly the phone rang.

Who is so energetic in the early morning, Lu Keyun picked it up to take a look, the number he didn't recognize at all, came from a city with no acquaintances, [-]% of it was a scam call.What a joke, he is a dignified IT elite, can he still fall for such a simple and crude scam?

"Hey, don't buy a house, don't buy a car, don't get a loan, don't have children, don't go to kindergarten, don't enroll in English classes, don't drink fake wine, don't pay bills, don't change packages and don't pay Qin Shihuang, what else do you want?"

There was silence on the other side for a while, and an elderly male voice with a strong local accent sounded: "It's Xiao, Xiao Yunzi, you're quite angry, but what are you talking about? I'm your seventh uncle's aunt's nephew. My son's uncle!"

Lu Keyun was about to laugh silly, now the liar's routines are updated really fast: "You are so funny, where did I come from the uncle of the seventh uncle's aunt's nephew... I will go, it seems that there are, you, you Could it be Zhaofeng’s uncle?!” It’s not cursing, it’s really his uncle.

It's embarrassing.

I can't blame him, really, who can remember the distant relatives who have nothing to do, and they still don't contact each other for 800 years.Fortunately, the other side doesn't care about minor misunderstandings, of course, the main reason may be that they didn't understand.

"What is Xiao Yunzi doing now? Why is he getting a loan, drinking fake wine, and has something to do with Qin Shihuang? Forget about this, it's Yun'er like this, Zhaofeng wants to take us abroad to settle down, the one we bought before The selling price of the villa is not suitable, we want to let you forget it, anyway, there is no one... No, I don’t think others are as careful as you, and they can’t take care of them well. Do you think so?”

"Yes!" Just kidding, don't want the biscuits that fell from the sky, hello to the big villa!Dazed by joy, Lu Keyun instantly forgot about "One Hundred and Eight Ways for IT Elites to See Through Scams" and swore firmly: "I will take good care of it! I wish you good health and a long life, sir!"

"Hehehe, okay, then I will give you the address later, and let Zhaofeng send you the courier with the key."

Happiness came so suddenly, Lu Keyun was knocked out, and when he saw that the address he sent was written with a large garden of more than ten acres, he even made a weird moaning sound, which scared the colleagues who had just arrived at the company. She asked him worriedly: "Keyun, are you sick again? Why don't you ask for leave today and go back to rest? It's really terrible to stay up all night."

"Ask for leave." Lu Keyun said "hehe", and suddenly jumped up: "What kind of leave do you want, I want to resign!" He rushed into the boss's office like a whirlwind, and shouted proudly: "Erhao! I! I want! Resign! job!"

Colleagues who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal patted him on the shoulder: "Okay Ke Yun, I understand Ke Yun, but Erhao hasn't come to work yet."

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