MtaurNovel Chapter 90 Steamed 2-legged Lamb
Chapter 90 Steamed 2-legged Lamb
The male god said to go and take a look, so let's take a look, otherwise Xu Xiaobai was not at ease at night, so he nodded.Then severely criticized the male god: "Well, you can go by yourself in the future, but you have to tell me where you have been, or I can't find you, I am so anxious."
The male god deeply reflected on his behavior: "Well, I will tell you later."
Xu Xiaobai was drunk yesterday, so he still had a vague impression of what happened. He said to the male god, "Did we pick up a group of extras last night? I don't remember there is a film and television city here."
The male god took his mobile phone from Xu Xiaobai's hand: "You drank two glasses yesterday and don't remember anything, we went to Cheng's family banquet, all the red lanterns were hung up, so we have to go to Jiuqing tomorrow Guan Dou Cai.”
Xu Xiaobai hiccupped nervously: "Are you going to cook?"
The male god's craftsmanship is almost equal to dark cooking, and it is very difficult to cook instant noodles: "Do you think I can do it?"
Xu Xiaobai shook his head, pointing to himself: "Then I'll come?" The male god nodded with certainty: "You come." Xu Xiaobai hiccupped nervously, unable to stop a single one, even though he had done meowing like a pig Fish, Tai Sui is like jelly, but he hasn't fought with anyone yet.Xu Xiaobai couldn't stop hiccupping, the male god patted him on the back, but it didn't work, in the end he could only bend down and pour down two glasses of boiled water to stop the hiccupping.
Xu Xiaobai was worried: "What do I cook?"
The attitude of the male god is quite indifferent: "You can do whatever you like. You can go to the morning market to buy vegetables tomorrow morning. The morning market will be fresher. I forgot to ask whether I cook it in the morning or at night. What do you think?" ?”
Hearing such bad news, Xu Xiaobai was completely in no mood to chat with the male god, he waved his hand: "Let's think about it, so suddenly I can't remember what I like to cook for a while, I'm a little stressed, Cheng's family banquet is so The big one is all on my hands, hey, I'm a little nervous, I have to think about it."
Xu Xiaobai lay down on the bed, lying very flat, then covered his chest with the quilt, crossed his hands on his chest, tried to put himself in a state of meditation, and thought about what he liked to cook.
The male god took the cleaned phone and played with it for a while, feeling that the phone was much faster. He sat on the sofa and cracked pistachios while playing Dou Di Zhu.When he was cracking figs, he ate one and fed one to the fish, peeled another one and put it aside, it belonged to Xu Xiaobai.When it was time for lunch, the male god peeled off a large handful of pistachios, held them in his hand, walked to the window, and poked Xu Xiaobai's nose: "Get up, let's go to lunch."
Xu Xiaobai sat up, very distressed: "I don't think so, I thought about the dishes I like to cook, vinegar potato shreds, green pepper eggs, etc., I think it's not good enough to go on the table, I have to think about it." Xu Xiaobai After Xiaobai finished speaking, he continued to lie on the bed and meditate with his eyes closed.
The male god regretted deeply, he put the pistachios aside: "Get up and eat the pistachios." Xu Xiaobai didn't move, the male god went down silently to finish the meal by himself, and brought the lunch back to Xu Xiaobai, dragging people away. After getting up, feeding lunch and pistachios, and drinking a glass of water, Xu Xiaobai continued to meditate.
The male god felt that he was extremely regretful, if he knew that Xu Xiaobai was so nervous, he should have told him before going on stage tomorrow.
Xu Xiaobai was so nervous that he didn't even figure out what to cook at night, but at night, he was going to go to the Jiuqing Restaurant with the male god. Xu Xiaobai threw off the quilt and jumped off the bed, changed into lighter clothes, and picked up his bag. , followed the male god in a small red sports car to the Jiuqing Hall.At this time, the Jiuqing Pavilion is almost closed.
Ms. Miao drove all the way, and when she arrived at the Jiuqing Pavilion, the Jiuqing Pavilion seemed to be closed, and the car was parked far away. The male god, Xu Xiaobai and Ms. Miao walked there. Ms. Miao didn't wear high heels today, but she still felt quite Tall, Xu Xiaobai felt that Ms. Miao's stature was about the same as his own, which must be considered tall among girls.
Seeing Xu Xiaobai staring at him, Ms. Miao said, "What's wrong, Mr. Xiao, am I not looking good today?"
Being caught in the face, Xu Xiaobai was very embarrassed, and quickly waved his hands: "No, no, today is very beautiful, I just found that Ms. Miao, you are very tall."
Ms. Miao sighed: "Actually, it can be a little taller. It's okay to grow two or three meters tall, but you can't buy beautiful clothes for two or three meters tall. You can barely control it at 1.7 meters five, so let it be."
Two or three meters!Xu Xiaobai was stunned, looking at his size, he had already been attacked by a female monster like Ms. Miao.Arriving across the road from the Jiuqing Hall, the male god squatted on the curb motionless, as if he had no intention of going in, Xu Xiaobai also squatted down with the male god, and asked in a low voice, "What are we waiting here for?"
The male god took out a handful of pistachios from his pocket and gave most of them to Xu Xiaobai.The hotel provides a large plate of pistachios every day, and the male god has developed the habit of peeling pistachios while fighting the landlord.Xu Xiaobai took the big handful of pistachios, and gave half of them to Ms. Miao. Ms. Miao was wearing a skirt today, so she couldn't squat down, so she had to stand and take the pistachios, and then watched Mr. Xiao and Mr. squatting on the ground to eat .Ms. Miao regrets wearing a skirt, otherwise she could squat on the ground with her husband and eat pistachios. After that, no matter whether it is a big monster or a small monster, it is an incomparable conversation material. I once squatted with Mr. Jiuqing We ate pistachios together!
The male god finished eating the pistachios in his hand and clapped his hands: "Wait, wait for a car to appear."
Xu Xiaobai nodded.
After eating the pistachios and waiting for a long time, Xu Xiaobai put the bag on the ground, sat on the bag and fell asleep on his hands.The male god took off his clothes and put them on Xu Xiaobai's back. With his upper body naked, he took out the Redmi Note to check the time. It was one o'clock in the morning. At one o'clock in the morning, the rat spirit appeared. The old crow stood on the roof and looked down intently, not relaxing for a moment.
The mouse spirit noticed Zhou Qingyan as soon as it appeared. It obviously remembered what Zhou Qingyan had said to him. As soon as it turned around, it wanted to run away. Zhou Qingyan stepped forward and stepped on its tail. Noise, leaving a few sharp scratches on the asphalt road, the tail is really broken, there is no doubt at all!
The mouse spirit trembled and begged Zhou Qingyan to spare his life. Zhou Qingyan stepped on the mouse's tail, and heard the occasional sound of a car passing by, someone talking, and then the sound of opening, the door of Jiuqing Hall opened.
Zhou Qingyan said to Ms. Miao: "Take care of him. If you ask me where I've been, tell him I'm going to the toilet." After finishing speaking, he couldn't help telling him a few words: "There are many mosquitoes at night, so spray more toilet water and mosquito repellant. "It's thin and tender, don't get bitten!One small red envelope and one small red envelope, so ugly.
The male god bowed his head and said to the mouse spirit under his feet: "I will give you a chance to make up for your mistakes. Follow the car you mentioned closely, and don't relax at all. Do you hear me?" The tail has gone away, but when he turned his head to look, he found that the tail was still there, probably numb from the pain, and he heard the male god say: "Otherwise, I will sue you for disturbing public order and detain your residence." card, work card, then you can be cleared reasonably."
The mouse spirit was about to die of fright, and nodded quickly: "I will definitely follow closely. What wine are you talking about?"
Zhou Qingyan let go of the mouse spirit's tail, he heard the sound of a car starting, the car coming out of Jiuqing Pavilion was about to start!Zhou Qingyan told Mouse Jing: "Go."
The mouse stabbed and ran towards the gate of Jiuqing Pavilion.Zhou Qingyan smelled the smell of a lot of ingredients mixed together. This is the leftovers from the Jiuqing Pavilion. The weird smell is also more intense, as if fermented in the leftovers. Zhou Qingyan moved his nose, so The smell of the stinky monster mixed in the weird fragrance is even more intense.
The mouse spirit ran behind the car, and Zhou Qingyan quietly followed behind the mouse spirit. He smelled the driving monster. The driving monsters were a leopard spirit and an elephant spirit.
The leopard spirit is more sensitive than the elephant spirit. The elephant spirit is eating bananas. It peels bananas very skillfully. When it pokes its finger into the middle of the banana, the banana skin itself opens up like an umbrella, revealing the white and sweet banana inside.The Leopard Spirit said to the Elephant Spirit: "Look behind us, I feel that something is following our car."
Elephant Elephant threw out the banana peel, poked his head out and looked back: "There is nothing, don't talk nonsense." After speaking, he retracted his head again and ate the banana in a hurry.
The leopard spirit was worried, and told the elephant spirit: "Look carefully, don't take things seriously." Eating the bananas, the elephant spirit poked its head out again. Seeing a running mouse in the mirror, the elephant spirit was so frightened that the banana in his hand fell to the ground, he retracted his head and shouted at the leopard spirit: "Hurry up and drive, a crazy mouse is chasing the car behind, what is it trying to do?" Are you chasing me? I don’t think my nose can hold such a big mouse, my god, hurry up, I’m so scared!”
The elephant has the shape of Xiaoyueyue, with a big nose like Jackie Chan on its face.Leopard Jing couldn't understand the elephant's natural fear of mice, and felt that his companion could crush the crazy mouse to death, but he could only drive faster because he cared about his companion's request.
The mouse spirit could hardly keep up, but he couldn't relax at all. Although he couldn't see it, he could feel that powerful comrade from the Demon Supervisor Office was right behind him.