Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Chapter 53 Red Ginseng Tai Sui Stew

Outside, it was said that a lunatic wearing a hospital gown was caught and taken away after a while.The lunatic made a fuss for a while, the street became quiet, and Xu Xiaobai's order was served.

The male god ate a whole five bowls of rice under the amazed eyes of the people around him, and swept away all the dishes on the table. Xu Xiaobai had a bowl of white rice to eat, and the male god was already guarding the empty bowl and waiting for him.

Xu Xiaobai asked him: "I'm full, if it's not enough, can we ask for more?" Zhou Qingyan shook his head: "I can already, um, shall we go home after a short rest, or take a stroll?"

The braised crispy tofu was overcooked, the lettuce was not fresh enough, and the rest of the dishes were either too much salt or heavy oil and sauce. Zhou Qingyan was a little melancholy.

Xu Xiaobai took out his mobile phone to check the time, after dinner, it was only a quarter past six: "Let's go to the night market, we haven't been to the night market for a long time."

The night market is very close to the city center. It is a street that is not very busy on weekdays, but it will be lively in summer nights.The stall owners on both sides of the street will hang colorful lights and flashing signs.The night market starts very early and ends very late. The night market is also very long. It covers both sides of the street almost from the beginning to the end. You can start shopping from the beginning to the end and go home along the way.

Zhou Qingyan pushed the electric scooter, Xu Xiaobai walked beside him, and would stop and have a look at any stalls he was interested in.Xu Xiaobai stopped in front of a small flower stall, wanting to pick out a small succulent plant, I heard that growing succulents has become popular recently, and many little girls bought them in piles.Xu Xiaobai didn't know any of them, and the stall owner enthusiastically introduced each name, and Xu Xiaobai only remembered one, which was called Beauty Finger.

The beauty's fingertips are red and moist, slender and long, like the fingers of a beauty.Xu Xiaobai picked up two pots of beauty fingers and said to Zhou Qingyan: "Let's buy this, it looks very beautiful, two are okay?"

Zhou Qingyan parked the electric car aside, looked at the two pots in Xu Xiaobai's hand, took them, put them back on the stall, and picked three more: "I want these, they look good."

Xu Xiaobai put the three pots of beauties that Zhou Qing wanted to pick out into the cart basket.The stall owner said that it cost ten yuan a pot, and the male god was in charge of bargaining. This time, the male god was very shrewd and did not miscalculate. He bought one pot for eight yuan and three pots for 24 yuan.

There was a beauty finger in the cart basket. Xu Xiaobai and the male god saw the bread in the bakery at the end of the night market. They bought three pieces of butter bread for ten yuan. Xu Xiaobai tore open the packaging bag of the butter bread. I was very full, but when I saw the white butter on the golden bread, I couldn't help but want to taste it.

He took a bite, the taste of the cream was very strong, the taste was not very sweet, and the bread was fresh and fragrant.Xu Xiaobai tore open another bag, the male god was slowly riding the electric bike, Xu Xiaobai sat in the back, and called him softly: "Turn back." Zhou Qingyan turned back and took a bite of the butter bread, feeling that the proportion of artificial butter was too large, the bread was still Not fresh enough.

Xu Xiaobai asked the male god: "Is it delicious? I think it is very delicious. When I was in high school, I often went to their house to buy discounted bread at night. The big toast bread only cost three yuan each. I bought two. In the morning, Master and I breakfast is available.”

Zhou Qingyan hummed, and decided to tell the truth: "It's not too delicious, not fresh enough, can I buy a bread oven and make it myself?"

Holding the bread bag, Xu Xiaobai smiled and poked the male god's back with his finger: "I'm really picky about food." The wind in the night was very cool, and it made Zhou Qingyan's dark red hair stand up. He felt that he was a little more serious. Not picky!

He ate up all the food at Tongxiange just now!

Zhou Qingyan sighed: "I feel that what I eat now is not refined at all. It is far worse than some people and monsters. Humans will choose to eat shark's fin and bear's paw, but monsters only like the place where the food is the best."

The male god's tone made Xu Xiaobai feel that his family should really buy a bread oven.Take three pots of beauty fingers home, put one pot in the room of the male god, one pot in your own room, and the other pot in the kindergarten.

Beauty fingers grow very fast, in just a few days, Xu Xiaobai felt that the two plants at home had grown a lot, and the one in the kindergarten was taken away by Teacher Xiao Wei, and now it looks like it was bought back.On Saturday, Xu Xiaobai watched the male god take two pots of beauties outside to bask in the sun, so he asked the male god the secret of growing flowers: "How can I raise them well, Teacher Wei at the school wants to raise flowers to death. "

The male god put the flowers in the sun, and the little blue fish placed in the middle of the flowers: "Bask more in the sun, let them talk to the wind and rain more, and know how to grow themselves." Xu Xiaobai lazily crossed his legs on the steps, and followed the flowers. Basking in the sun with the fish, I hope that I can bask in the sun more, talk to the wind and rain more, so that I can grow taller.

When Zhao Qiankun's car was parked outside the door, Xu Xiaobai was already dizzy from the sun, squinting his eyes and leaning on the pillow, about to fall asleep.Didi's car horn sounded for a long time before Xu Xiaobai realized that a car was coming to his door.The male god had already opened the door, and Mr. Qiankun Zhao came in carrying an exquisite Chinese red paper bag.

In summer, the handsome Mr. Zhao actually wore a hat to completely cover his bald head.Xu Xiaobai stood up with his pillow in his arms: "Handsome Mr. Zhao, don't you wear a wig?"

Handsome Mr. Zhao gave Xu Xiaobai a very troubled look: "Damn Xipi, the wig can no longer cover my pain, go into the room and turn on the air conditioner, I'm going to be so hot that I'm wearing a hat in summer."

Everyone sat cross-legged on the coffee table in the living room to prepare. Xu Xiaobai cut a melon and placed it on the table. He took out three bowls of Rouge Tears Osmanthus Cake from the refrigerator, along with a bottle of iced Coke for each person.Zhao Qiankun opened the Coke, drank half of the bottle in one gulp, took off his hat and threw it on the table.

The cola in Xu Xiaobai's mouth spurted out!He patted the table and laughed, and finally saw the word "cheesy" drawn out by the Buddha's light on the handsome Mr. Zhao's head!A golden word cheap lay across the handsome Mr. Zhao's forehead, occupying the handsome Mr. Zhao's forehead completely.

Zhao Qiankun covered his forehead: "Laugh, laugh, you are both laughing, motherfucker, if you laugh again, I will deduct your wages."

Zhou Qingyan said very sincerely: "It's nothing, the leader, I just think you are handsome with such a cheap word on your forehead, and you are especially suitable for you."

Xu Xiaobai laughed enough, and asked: "Mr. Handsome Zhao, are you eating meat?"

Thinking of this incident, Zhao Qiankun felt that this was an eternal pain in his life. If he really ate meat, it would be a real treat, but no, he didn't even touch a single piece of meat.

Zhao Qiankun waved to Zhou Qingyan: "Little Zhou, I have been to the incense shop on Changsong Street you mentioned, and I'll tell you the truth, I didn't find anything, and the two people who went with me were nothing. I didn't find it, but I just felt uncomfortable staying in that store. At that time, I felt that it was uncomfortable to go through other people's stores and not buy anything. I bought three sticks of incense, and each of us shared a handful. gone back."

Zhao Qiankun pushed the Chinese red paper bag he brought over: "This is the incense I bought."

Zhou Qingyan smelled the fragrance, it was the smell of Albizia Julibrissin, very fragrant, and there was a faint smell of monsters on the paper bag.It's not the beast's smell that I first smelled, this kind of monster's smell is different.

He took the paper bag Zhao Qiankun handed over, took out a slender Chinese red paper box from inside, pushed the box open, and there were a few slender sticks of incense lying inside.Zhou Qingyan took out a stick of incense and smelled it, it smelled of silk juniper flowers, two-legged sheep bones, tapir and leopard fur, and the rest were several spices.

Zhao Qiankun touched the cheap words drawn out by the Buddha's light on his head, he said: "Recently I've been having some erotic dreams, the level of that mess is really high, I used small candles, small leather whips and so on." Xu Xiaobai hissed With a sound, Zhao Qiankun patted the table: "Shh what, is it a man's dream, okay?"

Xu Xiaobai couldn't help laughing: "But you are a monk."

When it comes to monks, Mr. Shuai Zhao is anxious: "I am not a monk, not a monk, I am bald, bald, understand?" Zhou Qingyan put the incense in his hand back into the box: "So, the leader of your dream this time Is it different from before?"

Zhao Qiankun touched his bald head: "The fragrance smells so good, I want to keep lighting it up, and after I light it up, I start dreaming, the dream is messy, and the reality makes people want to immerse themselves in it. After doing it for a long time, my forehead is covered The pain, the pain woke me up, I could only get up and wash my face, put out the incense and continue to sleep, like this every day, and finally one day the Buddha's light drew a cheap word on the top of my head, it hurt me to death, mother Xipi, twitching It's over, I think I'm awake!"

Zhao Qiankun pointed to the box of incense and said: "I think there is something wrong with this incense, Xiao Zhou, the dreams I had before were so filthy, and the Buddha crown, golden dome and Buddha light didn't bother me, now I get beaten for doing it."

Zhou Qingyan pushed the box towards the handsome Mr. Zhao: "It smells good, did the leader buy the flower incense series?" It was indeed the flower incense series, Zhao Qiankun nodded: "Yes."

Zhou Qingyan finished the bowl of rouge tears osmanthus soup in front of him, picked up the bowl in front of Zhao Qiankun, and wiped his mouth: "Leader, have you asked the other two comrades? How are they now?"

This Zhao Qiankun really never asked.He couldn't help standing up and cursing: "Mother Xipi." Of the two comrades, one has just recovered from an injury, and the other has just recovered from a serious illness. Xiao Zhou did it alone, no, he didn't dislike Xiao Zhou, really he didn't.

Zhao Qiankun stood up and called one by one to inquire. The answers there were quite normal, saying that nothing happened.Zhao Qiankun held the mobile phone, very strange: "Am I the only one who is crazy?"

Zhou Qingyan stood up, he felt that it was better for him not to show up, so he said to Zhao Qiankun: "Leader, you can check their residence permits, have you checked their residence permits, if you can't find the residence permits, you can seal up their shops. "

Xu Xiaobai heard Shuai Mr. Zhao stunned and said: "My day, Xiao Zhou, the shop owner is a man. Since I put on the Buddha crown and golden dome, I can recognize it as a monster, but this shop owner looks like a monster horizontally and vertically. People, where can I check his residence permit, I have to check his ID card!"

This is a big monster, a big monster that even the Buddha Crown Jinding did not recognize.Zhou Qingyan once again confirmed that the big monster has its own territory, whether it is in the mountains and seas or in the world.Intruding into the big monster's territory without authorization will inevitably cause trouble. Obviously, Changsong Street is the big monster's territory, and the people who enter this incense shop are the prey of this big monster.

Maybe I made a mistake.Zhou Qingyan fiddled with the cardboard box containing the incense. It wasn't that the fragrance of the incense covered up the smell of the monster, but that it was a powerful monster that could perfectly hide the smell of the monster!

I am ashamed of my sacred mission as a civil servant, but everything has its own rules, and demons also have their own rules.Zhou Qingyan threw the box of incense on the table into the trash can: "Leader, have you checked the expiration date? I just checked the expiration date and found that this box of incense has expired. It is estimated that the incense of the other two comrades has also expired. Comrades and their families Throw away the incense, and don’t go to such a bad incense shop, and don’t go in the future.”

Handsome Mr. Zhao was so angry at Zhou Qingyan that he wanted to vomit blood, and he didn't have any sensitivity to work. An expired incense stick could make Buddha Guang give him a cheap word!Mr. Shuai Zhao took a deep breath and patted Zhou Qingyan on the shoulder: "Xiao Zhou, I don't think the nature of your job is suitable for major changes. If you concentrate on working hard in the cleaning position, you will definitely become a professional and technical talent. "

Zhao Qiankun stood up, pointed at Zhou Qingyan, turned and left silently.Zhou Qingyan shouted from behind Zhao Qiankun: "Leader, don't forget what I said. Expired incense will also change. Hurry up and tell the other two comrades to throw it away."

Qiankun Mr. Zhao turned his head, pointed at Zhou Qingyan silently, hating that iron cannot be made into steel: "You, you, you." Xu Xiaobai watched the handsome Mr. Zhao who said three times about you go out, and drove away.He actually wanted to remind Shuai Mr. Zhao that he forgot to wear his hat.

Xu Xiaobai finished his bowl of rougelei osmanthus soup, washed the dishes, and came out to see that the male god had finished eating the melon, and the table was clean.

Sending away the helpless handsome Mr. Zhao, Xu Xiaobai hugged his pillow and continued to sit cross-legged on the steps to bask in the sun. Today's weather is cloudy, and the sun is half exposed and half hidden in the dark clouds. The sun is not hot, but a little warm.

The male god was washing his clothes under the running water, Xu Xiaobai closed his eyes and chatted with the male god without saying a word: "Do all the comrades in the Demon Supervision Office look like handsome Mr. Zhao?"

As a low-level staff member of the Demon Supervisory Office, Zhou Qingyan has not actually seen many senior staff. The highest position he has ever seen is Zhao Qiankun.He soaked his clothes in clear water, and murmured: "I heard that there are many powerful people in the work center of the Demon Supervisor Office, and the salary is particularly high, but they will only go out in person when encountering major incidents."

They are all a group of people who are about to be raised.I heard from the leader that the powerful people in the Demon Supervisory Office have been busy recently, probably because of the collapse of Dachun. Don't need to think about it, Zhou Qingyan also knows that the world is going to be chaotic.

Today is destined to be a day full of things, when Xu Xiaobai was drowsy, he heard the doorbell ringing outside the door, loudly ringing and shouting.The voice was too familiar, Xu Xiaobai suddenly sat up straight with his pillow in his arms.

The male god just finished washing his clothes, and put them on the clothesline one by one, neatly.Zhou Qingyan rubbed his wet hands on his pants: "It's okay, I'll go and have a look, you wait here."

When Zhou Qingyan walked to the gate of Datie, he saw two middle-aged men and women standing outside the gate, with glaring triangular eyes and a fierce look on their faces.Zhou Qingyan looked at their faces, they were domineering in their early years and troubled in their later years.

Seeing that the middle-aged woman can take a picture of the black and strong figure of Xiong Blind, you can only know that this is Xu Xiaosong's mother with your eyes closed.Xu Xiaosong's mother has already scolded a set of three-character classics, greeting Xu Xiaobai's female relatives and friends in various ways. Her voice is so loud that everyone in the neighborhood can hear her. The people who took care of Lao Tzu Niang's brothers even suspected that Xu Xiaobai had killed Xu Xiaosong.

Zhou Qingyan waited for her to finish reciting the Three Character Sutra, and only opened half the door: "Who are you looking for?"

Xu Xiaosong's father pushed Xu Xiaosong's mother back: "Let's find Xu Xiaobai and ask him where he has tricked us, Xiaosong?" Xu Xiaosong didn't call home this week, and he didn't go to school. The instructor felt something was wrong, so he called Xu Xiaosong's home.

Xu Xiaosong's parents rushed over and asked Xu Xiaosong's roommate, only to find out that the last time they saw Xu Xiaosong, Xu Xiaosong said that he was looking for his brother to buy a new computer and mobile phone.

Xu Xiaosong's parents rushed to the door of Xu Xiaobai's house, they were so annoyed that everyone in the world knew that Xu Xiaobai lost his brother.

Xu Xiaosong's father tried his best to push open the half door opened by Zhou Qingyan and break in, but the door didn't budge!Zhou Qingyan locked the door firmly without any effort: "Oh, Xu Xiaobai doesn't live here. He went to work. He saw a man named Xu Xiaosong yesterday. He walked around here, but he didn't see Xu Xiaobai." Zhou Qingyan pointed out Pointing to the bus stop sign in front: "Go to No. 38 Changsong Street from here."

Xu Xiaosong's parents were skeptical, but now it's important to find their son.Xu Xiaosong's father let go of his hand against the door: "If you lie to us, you'll see!"

Zhou Qingyan watched Xu Xiaosong's parents get on the bus and closed the door.

Xu Xiaobai hiccupped nervously: "My parents are gone, are they here to ask me for money?" Zhou Qingyan poured out the water in the plastic basin next to the tap water: "They have already left, come to Xu Xiaosong, I heard Xu Xiaosong is gone."

Xu Xiaobai was actually a little happy in his heart, the disappearance of Xu Xiaosong meant that a lot of troubles were gone.Xu Xiaobai felt that it was not kind of him to think so, but he still couldn't help being secretly happy in his heart.

Probably because the things in his heart were put aside for the time being, Xu Xiaobai felt very relaxed. On Sunday, he went to buy some pig tails from the morning market with the male god, and made braised pig tails to eat.In the morning market today, there were actually lively frogs. Xu Xiaobai felt very pitiful when he saw that group of frogs were put in a big plastic net pocket and cooing. Although he missed the delicate taste and meat quality of frogs, he also Can't bear to buy and eat.Xu Xiaobai said to the male god: "Why don't we buy it back and let it go?"

The male god was puzzled: "If you buy it, don't you eat it?"

Xu Xiaobai seriously educated the male god: "They are small beneficial animals that can eliminate pests in the crops. We can't eat them. Well, if we want to eat them, we can go to the supermarket to buy artificially raised bullfrogs!"

Although Zhou Qingyan felt that eating frogs was as natural as frogs eating bugs, he still humbly accepted Xu Xiaobai's education, nodded, and said in Xu Xiaobai's ear, "Can I eat one?"

Xu Xiaobai looked at the bag of frogs: "Which one?"

Zhou Qingyan pointed to the largest one inside and said, "This is the one, it's so big that it's going to be a sperm." Xu Xiaobai followed the male god's fingers and found that this frog was indeed so big that it was going to be a sperm. This frog is more than 20 centimeters long, and it feels like it can cook a dish by itself!

The frog seemed to feel the male god's finger pointing at it, and shrank its feet and ran inside. After running for a long time, it bravely stood up trembling and cooed a few times at Zhou Qingyan.

Zhou Qingyan translated the cry of the big frog: Sir, could you please inform the staff of the Forestry Bureau to save these children, I, I would like to be a dish on your plate.This frog has not yet matured, but it already knows a lot of personnel and business. It is so proficient in business, it is definitely not the first time it has entered the Internet.

It turns out that you can still notify the Forestry Bureau, that is, you can save a lot of money!The male god said to Xu Xiaobai without changing his face: "If you bargain with the stall owner, you will definitely get the cheapest price. I'll make a call."

The male god walked a little farther, and transferred from the call center of the Demon Supervision Office to the Forestry Bureau: "Hello, comrade, we are the Demon Supervision Office. There is an old frog in the morning market on Beixin Street. Let me tell you. Someone is selling frogs in the morning market. Thank you, I am a brick of the motherland!"

Xu Xiaobai was still bargaining with the stall owner enthusiastically, the male god came over and hooked his hands towards Xu Xiaobai, Xu Xiaobai walked towards the male god with a pig's tail in his hand.Zhou Qingyan whispered to him, "Just buy me that big frog to eat."

Xu Xiaobai hesitated for a moment, and when he turned his head to look, he found that the stall owner had been taken away with all the frogs, big and small!

The dry pot big frog is gone!The spicy big frog is gone!The big boiled frog is gone!The stewed big frog with eggplant is also gone!Finally found that a delicious snack was gone! He didn’t eat the big frog, so the male god bought [-] catties of pork ribs from the butcher shop to relieve his hatred.

On the way back, I met Teacher Xiao Wei on the bus.Teacher Xiao Wei dressed up very beautifully today, wearing a Milanese gauze dress, and greeted Xu Xiaobai with a smile.

Xu Xiaobai also greeted Mr. Wei: "You are so well dressed today, are you going to meet your boyfriend?"

Teacher Xiao Wei has a very tall and handsome boyfriend. All the staff in the Magpie Kindergarten know about it, but no one has ever seen such a handsome and tall boyfriend as Teacher Xiao Wei.

Teacher Xiao Wei nodded embarrassingly.Xu Xiaobai wanted to introduce his colleagues in the kindergarten to the male god, but the male god looked at Xiao Wei very attentively!Xu Xiaobai sighed in his heart, the male god, he looked at the girl again!