Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Chapter 307 Spicy Gu. Diaosi

Mr. Xu was still looking at the awkward little uncle, his eyes were covered by a pair of hands. It felt like Mr. Zhou's hands.So Mr. Xu held Zhou Qingyan's hand and said in a low voice: "Don't make trouble, I'm still watching them, I'm afraid what if they fight?"

Zhou Qingyan answered him: "We won't fight, let's catch mice together." The male god covered Xu Xiaobai's eyes with one hand, and dragged Xu Xiaobai's waist into the kitchen with the other. Although Xu Xiaobai was very worried about Master They, but he understands that this is a matter between the three of them, and no one or monster can get involved.

So Xu Xiaobai followed the male god to the kitchen, and stared at the scented light ball with Mr. Kun and the others.

Xu Xiaobai stared at the ball of light intently, and suddenly remembered something, he sighed suddenly: "The New Year is coming soon, hey, I liked the New Year when I was young, and I have been waiting for the New Year for a long time." Occasionally, there will be a new dress to wear, and maybe there will be no new clothes for a year. The clothes he wears are all left by Xu Xiaosong, but during the New Year, there can be hope in his heart.

Early on, every household began to prepare things for the New Year, making tofu, making sausages, steaming bowls, steaming rice cakes, and drying dried fruits, all the same, from a very early age.Xu Xiaobai likes to celebrate the New Year. During the New Year, he can eat delicious food that he can't usually eat, and he can also visit the bride's house. It's cold pork head meat, pork liver, pork lung, and some canned fruits.These were not often eaten when I was young, and Xu Xiaobai was willing to get together and visit the bride's house every Chinese New Year.

However, when I think of it, the enema at home is the best.The stuffed pork sausage has an appropriate proportion of fat and thin, cut into thin slices, stir-fried with bean sprouts, and slowly put on a plate, it is so delicious that you can swallow your tongue.

Xu Xiaobai made a suggestion: "Let's feed some meat sausage in two days and hang it in the yard. It must be delicious, but I don't know what the formula of the enema is."

Xu Xiaobai was a little distressed. In the past, the enemas in the village were delicious. The main reason was that an old man in the village was good at craftsmanship. Almost all the enemas in the village were given by him. He handed over the materials and charged a manual fee.

When the male god heard the subject say that he was going to make an enema, he murmured in his heart that he had to catch a pig, otherwise it wouldn't taste good.

Xu Xiaobai muttered: "But I don't know how to make an enema."

The male god replied: "You can do whatever you want, I like to eat."

They were talking in a low voice, and Mr. Kun raised a finger and hissed at them.Everyone quieted down and stared at the ball of light.All of a sudden, a red fireball the size of a face jumped out of the narrow opening, and four small flaming claws protruded from the red fireball, heading towards the scented light ball.

When the red fireball touched the light ball, Mr. Kun spit out a mouthful of water, only heard a squeak, Xu Xiaobai saw the big fireball fell to the ground with a thud, the flame quickly faded, leaving a Only a red mouse the size of a washbasin.It should be a red mouse, Xu Xiaobai looked carefully, it doesn't look like a mouse, it's a bit more handsome than a mouse.

Xu Xiaobai laughed: "Did this mouse just come back from Korea's plastic surgery?" Look at those eyes, the corners of which are wide enough, look at the bridge of the nose. Avatar hybrid.

The male god is still thinking about the enema. If the subject is going to have an enema, he must prepare good meat for the subject.So the male god picked up the fire beast before Mr. Kun stretched out his hand.Mr. Kun looked at Mr.: "This is my meat."

The male god has no shame: "Expropriation."

Mr. Kun looked at the flame beast in the male god's hand: "Then give me the skin."

The male god thought of the magical effect of the fur of the fire beast, and felt that it was a must-have artifact in the kitchen. After it got dirty, he only needed to bake it on the gas stove to make it clean.Zhou Qingyan thought about making a pair of cooking gloves for his partner.

So the male god replied to Mr. Kun: "Expropriated."

Mr. Kun rolled his eyes, he really wanted to spit water on Mr. Mr., his shameless face is really like a thousand years.Mr. Kun was very dissatisfied: "Then leave the bones to me."

The male god asked Mr. Kun: "What do you want bones for?"

Mr. Kun was indignant: "I have to ask for something, otherwise thanks!" Mr. Kun walked out of the kitchen with a look of resentment.

Mr. Kun walked out of the kitchen, and the three masters and apprentices outside had calmed down. They didn't know what Yingzhao said to Wang Xiaoheng. Although the expression on Wang Xiaoheng's face was still awkward and disgusted, he still sat calmly in Yingzhao's chair. beside.

Mr. Kun was hurt by his husband just now, so he wanted to hurt others severely, so he sat on the sofa and turned on the TV to ask Yingzhao: "Why don't you guys stop arguing, hurry up and argue."

I can't keep arguing.After Wang Xiaoheng vented his emotions, he was a little embarrassed. Although he said that Yingzhao was biased, he didn't treat him badly. After he calmed down, he kept his face sullen and didn't speak.

Zhang Wazi ignored the angry Mr. Kun, and gently patted Wang Xiaoheng: "What did Master give you when you went down the mountain?"

Wang Xiaoheng cut it out: "Give me a few beads, a piece of white paper, a brush, and a painting, and there will be nothing left." I kept it in my collection, but I moved it back and forth several times, and the beads could not be found.The writing brush is still there, but the brush has been gnawed into a bald brush by mice, and the painting has gone to nowhere, only a piece of white paper is still good.

Zhang Wazi told him in a low voice: "When I went down the mountain, I didn't give anything, but I didn't blame him, and I knew he was reluctant, but since he let us come down, he must have his own ideas. Leaving the nest, you still expect him to raise you for a lifetime, and you are not a little bird who can only flap its wings, and let the mother bird feed you one by one with its mouth open, besides, you are a little bird, you have to Go down the mountain and find a little female bird to play with." Of course, he was given a sword, and Zhang Wazi felt sad when he thought of that sword.

Said that Wang Xiaoheng's face turned green for a while, and turned pale for a while, and he patronized his own thoughts. Now hearing what Zhang Wazi said, it is quite reasonable.Zhang Wazi's voice was very low, but Mr. Kun's hearing was very good. While watching TV, he interrupted: "The cubs who can't leave their nests will be thrown out."

Zhang Wazi glanced at Mr. Kun, Mr. Kun is really too talkative.

Wang Xiaoheng said to his tender-faced senior brother: "I didn't expect him to support me for the rest of my life, I didn't mean that."

Zhang Wazi slapped the table: "Then what do you mean?"

Wang Xiaoheng turned his head: "I don't mean that anyway."

Zhang Wazi stretched out his hand to wrap Wang Xiaoheng's neck: "Since that's not the meaning, what's there to care about, are you a gentleman?"

Wang Xiaoheng couldn't speak anymore, he looked at Yingzhao, Yingzhao was smiling at him, Yingzhao stretched out his hand to Wang Xiaoheng: "Master misses you very much too."

Wang Xiaoheng held Master's hand, still complaining a little in his heart, but calmed down: "I don't miss you that much, I just think about it occasionally."

When Xu Xiaobai and the male god came out of the kitchen, they saw that the table was already peaceful, and the tense atmosphere just now had disappeared.Sure enough, the problems between Master and the others can only be resolved by themselves.

Xu Xiaobai clapped his hands: "It's not easy for everyone to get together, everyone should be happy today, let's go out for dinner, let's have dinner, what do you think of my suggestion?"

This suggestion was just like that. Since it was suggested by Mr.'s wife, Yingzhao nodded: "Then listen to Mr.'s wife and go out for dinner." The place for the dinner was a newly opened restaurant.The name of the restaurant is Jin Da Fu, and it operates all kinds of stir-fried dishes, and there is a rotating small hot pot at night.

A large table of food was ordered, but everyone's appetite was not good. Yingzhao was a vegetarian and didn't move his chopsticks much. Wang Xiaoheng sat on the table and drank water. When he was almost drunk, he said awkwardly that he wanted to go back.

When everyone sent him off respectfully, Xu Xiaobai read from the eyes of this little uncle again why you didn't keep me, you really hate it!

Xu Xiaobai couldn't help laughing.The male god had already packed all the dishes on the table, and Mr. Kun sneaked into his own small fish tank, which was embraced by the master.

The male god held the foam box and asked him, "What are you laughing at?"

Xu Xiaobai took the male god's hand, and took a plastic bag: "Laugh at Wang Xiaoheng." The street lights were dim, and Xu Xiaobai's skin didn't look dim at all under such dim street lights, Zhou Qingyan laughed so hard seeing him They all wrinkled up, so they stretched out their hands and flicked his nose: "It's nothing funny, a bird that can't leave the nest, after being thrown out, it will hate the big bird."

Xu Xiaobai's nose was sore from being played by the male god, he covered his nose and said, "It hurts." They had dinner neither early nor late, the street was very cold, but the place that should be lively was still lively.At this time, they passed by a university, and there were various food stalls at the entrance of the university, burritos, steamed buns, grilled cold noodles, bombed squid, malatang, buckwheat noodles, a full dozen meters long.

A couple of young lovers stood by the food stall waiting for their share of snacks.

Xu Xiaobai was envious: "You are so young." The male god took Xu Xiaobai's hand, lowered his head and kissed Xu Xiaobai's forehead: "I like you who are charming, and I like what you look like of."

Xu Xiaobai's ears are hot, he doesn't envy these lovely young people at all now, he thinks the whole world should envy him, look at how good he is.