Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Chapter 303 Overlord... King... Stewed Chicken

The doctor squeezed Yingzhao's mouth open and poured Yingzhao a bottle of spirits.After pouring down a bottle of spirits, Yingzhao felt like he was standing on a cloud, the whole monster was light and light, and his mind began to lose consciousness.He was also a drinker in the past, and he had also tasted this light and light feeling. The whole monster seemed to be floating above the white clouds, every place was warm, and even his heart was warmed with the wine.Yingzhao was a little confused and sleepy. The brush in his hand and the painting in his hand fell to the ground. Things in Yingzhao's mind became chaotic. He took a deep breath and said to the doctor, "You are back."

Then Yingzhao knew nothing in an instant.The doctor picked up the brushes and paintings on the ground, carried Yingzhao on his back, and carried them to the hospital.The doctor was a little surprised. The ice under his feet began to melt, and the water quickly seeped into the ground, and the ground returned to its original appearance.The doctor waved his hand towards the bamboo building, layers of water seeped into the bamboo building, hidden inside, and then covered with a thin layer of dust.

It seems that this bamboo building has not been lived in for a long time, and it seems that Yingzhao has left for a long time.Then the doctor kicked the wine bottle into his pocket and left the mountain with Yingzhao on his shoulder.

Yingzhao paused slightly when he spoke: "When I woke up." It seemed that he still felt terrible, or the memory of the pain was too deep, Xu Xiaobai found that the master's fingers were trembling, and the trembling cup trembled a little .

Xu Xiaobai wanted to stretch out his hand to hold Master's hand, but he was afraid that Master would be embarrassed, so he hurriedly picked up a water chestnut from the table: "Master eats water chestnuts." After speaking, he looked at the water chestnut in his hand, the water chestnut hadn't been cut yet, Xu Xiaobai Xiaobai felt a little regretful again, what if the master cut it off and got his hand.Xu Xiaobai quickly changed the topic: "Well, we almost know the rest, Master, I will cut water chestnuts for you."

He said, and finally took Yingzhao's hand: "My master will be back in a while." Yingzhao's hand was still shaking. When the doctor took him back, he was still drunk, but his consciousness was Sober, with his eyes half closed, he dimly saw the shiny knife in the doctor's hand. The doctor's knife quickly cut open his skin. He felt pain, excruciating pain. He wanted to cry out, but the alcohol seemed to glued his throat together.

The fur was stripped from Yingzhao's body, and he finally cried out silently.Yingzhao knew what he was saying, I am in pain, where are you, I feel pain.Yingzhao knew that he might not be able to say this sentence among the remaining monsters, and he only wanted to say it when the pain reached the limit.

Yingzhao laughed, and he quickly let go of Xu Xiaobai's hand: "Mister and Madam, among us demons, men and women sometimes have trouble telling each other." Xu Xiaobai saw that the master was so busy, and put the fruit knife and water chestnuts on the table On: "Then you do it yourself."

Yingzhao picked up the fruit knife and sold a snow-white water chestnut seriously: "I don't hurt." This is not the most painful time, but the most painful time is the pain in the heart.But Yingzhao cannot say this.Yingzhao lowered his head and began to cut the water chestnuts earnestly. The big black water chestnuts turned into small snow-white round cakes in Yingzhao's hands.Neatly placed in the fruit plate on the table by Yingzhao, Yingzhao was cutting water chestnuts to divert attention.

Xu Xiaobai pulled the male god's hand, and scratched the male god's palm, the male god wrapped Xu Xiaobai's hand at once, and scratched Xu Xiaobai's palm.Xu Xiaobai's palms were itchy and hot, his heart was hot, and his face was also hot. There is always a special feeling when doing such careless movements in front of the master's eyes.

Xu Xiaobai wanted to kiss the male god, he approached the male god and looked down: "What are you looking at?"

The male god pointed out the monster news magazine to the subject: "When I read the monster news magazine, there are two or three things that my sister-in-law and I have to say."

Such a vulgar topic, fortunately, the male god can also read it.Xu Xiaobai said: "What's so interesting about this, now the small magazines published on the street are full of such small pornographic articles, which can complete the great harmony of life every moment."

The male god pointed at the Monster Newsletter: "This is different, let me tell you." Xu Xiaobai was more interested in the Monster Newsletter, the last time he spent hundreds of dollars to buy the Monster Newsletter was in the shape of a roll of toilet paper , Now this monster news magazine looks like a mirror, and it can be changed with the flick of the male god's finger. It is simply the favorite of the monster world.

The male god turned a few pages forward: "This plot is a bit mysterious." Xu Xiaobai didn't have time to look at the mysterious plot, so he leaned into the male god's ear and whispered: "Let's tell a mysterious story tonight, can you tell my story now?" Did Master call back, I know you fooled him away."

The male god took out his mobile phone to check the time: "I'll be back in about ten minutes." After listening to the male god, Xu Xiaobai immediately jumped up from the sofa: "Then I'll prepare some food and bring Wang Xiaoheng back by the way." Come." Let the ancestors and their masters and apprentices reunite.Xu Xiaobai said to Yingzhao who was peeling water chestnuts: "You peel it first, I'll go out for a while, and I'll be back in a while."

Yingzhao was absent-minded when peeling the water chestnuts, his hands were shaking much better, and the water chestnuts were peeling smoothly.Therefore, Xu Xiaobai didn't hear clearly the conversation with the male god just now. At this time Xu Xiaobai said goodbye to him, Yingzhao stood up and nodded slightly: "Sir, madam, slow down on the road."

Xu Xiaobai's steps to put on his coat were a little staggering, the title Mr. Mrs. really made people feel so ashamed.Xu Xiaobai put on his coat, tied a scarf, went to the backyard and rode an electric car, put on the windshield, and covered himself tightly.When he was going out, he saw Qiongqi jumping down from the big willow tree, with a mouthful of small gray fluff in his mouth, he sprayed it on the ground, and quickly hid it under the windshield quilt of Xu Xiaobai's electric car, shrinking It didn't move on Xu Xiaobai's feet.

Xu Xiaobai kicked Qiongqi with his toes: "Are you going with me too, then we're off."

Before the car left, Yu Niao flew down from the tree again, croaked twice, stood on Xu Xiaobai's car basket up and down and began to look around, it was looking for the figure of the noble big monster Qiongqi.

Yu Niao's gaze finally locked on the windshield quilt on Xu Xiaobai's lap, but thinking of Mr.'s method, he could only look at the windshield quilt eagerly, and then look at Xu Xiaobai eagerly.

Xu Xiaobai completely misunderstood the message Yu Niao wanted to convey. He said to Yu Niao: "Do you want to go too? Then stand up and let's go." So Xu Xiaobai took a bird and a cat to find My uncle Wang Xiaoheng.

Zhou Qingyan finished reading the supplement of the Monster Current Affairs Magazine, and turned to the content of the main issue. He tapped his fingers on the table and ate a water chestnut cut by Ying Zhao.Yomon Jiji Magazine publishes the latest major events, which are unknown to ordinary humans and youkai.

Zhou Qingyan read in a low voice: "The monster issued a statement. The monster will take over the entire world in one month. The Monster Supervisory Office has been unable to do what it wants. Readers of the Monster Journal, let us cheer for the world's great monster and be happy. And, the monster The current affairs magazine will start to revise from this month. The editor-in-chief of Canglong will leave, and Mr. Gu Diao will take over. The deputy editor is Mr. Ao Yin. Pearls, five thousand copper plates per character in Tang and Song Dynasties, one coin per character in Ming and Qing Dynasties, adjusted to one fresh virgin per character, ten pearls per character in the main issue from Qin and Han Dynasties, ten thousand copper coins per character in Tang and Song Dynasties, During the Ming and Qing Dynasties, each word is one gold coin, and it has been adjusted to ten young and strong men per word. In addition, the Monster News will be completely revised. If necessary, please contact the editorial department of the Monster News.” Below is written the Monster News The contact number, even the phone number has changed, and the monster news magazine has completely changed its look.

This report is written from the perspective of youkai, which is completely different from the fair and objective perspective of the former Yomon Journal.A clean stream in the newspaper world is on the loose again.

Zhou Qingyan tapped his fingers on the table, feeling a little annoyed in his heart, no more gossip news.And this piece of two or three things that my sister-in-law and I have to talk about is not over yet. This issue only published the first part, and the second part is completely hopeless.Moreover, Gu Diao is really not a kind person.

Gu carvings look like human carvings, but they have deer-like horns.Although the horns of Gu carvings are similar to deer antlers, they are sharper and appear black-gray.The Gu Diao screams like a baby, it eats people.It has a leopard body, a carved mouth, a single horn, and a giant mouth. The mouth is so big that it can swallow an adult at a time.It used to live in Lei Ze, but with the passage of the world, the Gu carving has been able to live away from the water, and ran to the Liyun Wasteland, becoming a terrifying monster.Gu eagles come out to look for food every ten years, and they can eat more than a hundred people at a time, but not more than a thousand.Gu carvings will fall into a deep sleep when their practice improves.

As for Ao Yin, although he looks like a human being, he may be a good-looking person from a human point of view, but his tongue is very long. Not only is his tongue long, but it is also very powerful, capable of knocking open human skulls. .Aoyin likes to eat human brains, especially children's brains. His hands are sharp claws, and he wears tattered clothes. It is said that he can kill it with a hot stone.

These two kinds of monsters got together, Zhou Qingyan put down the monster newsletter in his hand, and ate another water chestnut.I'm afraid the headquarters of the monster news magazine will become a slaughterhouse for people.

In other words, Zhou Qingyan looked up at the kitchen. Mr. Kun's pot has been brushed for a long time, why hasn't it been cleaned yet? Did it really turn into a fish that fell into the sink and was washed away?After Mr. Kun cleaned the pot, he put the pot in the cupboard, and saw a big rat hole in the cupboard.Mr. Kun stretched out his finger and touched the mouse hole, it is so hot, the mouse hole must be delicious, dig it out and eat it with Xu Xiaobai, if you don’t take Mr. to eat, he will die of hunger.