Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Chapter 298 Overlord. King Stewed Chicken

After the haze demon finished speaking, he immediately realized that although he didn't know who the one sitting in the car was, the one being held in his hand was definitely not an ordinary monster, but the tortoise shell exuded an aura that made the demon's heart ache. A cold breath.

The smog demon simply shut up. The smog is too heavy these days, which makes his spirit a little excited, and he wants to say a few words to everyone he sees for a while.

But now the haze monster feels that he has met a master, and it is not uncommon for monsters to eat monsters to enhance their cultivation. In places that humans don't know, monsters and monsters do not all get along peacefully.

Demon eating demon is a way of practice under the law of the jungle.Eating monsters that are weaker than oneself can enhance one's own strength, reduce the time of practice, and maybe reduce a future enemy, so why not do it.

It would be even better if he could eat a monster stronger than himself.

Many monsters, even big monsters like to eat monsters that are weaker than themselves.

A weak monster like him, to some monsters, is just a haze monster starting a car, and only hopes to send the customer in the car to its destination as soon as possible.

When Zhou Qingyan got out of the car, Hayao's fingers were a little stiff. He let out a long breath, and then saw Zhou Qingyan coming back with his tortoise from the car window!The haze demon's fingers won't bend anymore!

Zhou Qingyan knocked on the glass, Haze immediately stepped on the accelerator, but the car didn't move.The haze demon could only open the glass tremblingly: "Hello, what else is there, is there anything?"

Zhou Qingyan replied: "You didn't check the watch. If you didn't check the watch, can you get ten yuan cheaper, or I will report you."

The haze demon immediately took out 50 yuan from his pocket: "No need to look for it, thank you."

Zhou Qingyan took the 50 yuan and calculated that he had earned 13 yuan, so he kindly reminded Haze Yao: "The world is not peaceful recently, and the right way is to hide in the deep mountains and old forests to practice, otherwise it will be affected." , he casually took out a green grass from Mr. Kun's small blue bag and gave it to Haze Yao: "It's delicious, but it's a bit bitter."

Haze Yao held the grass and was very excited. Although he didn't know what kind of grass it was in his hand, it smelled a faint fragrance, and he had the illusion that if he swallowed it, he could become a fairy.

What kind of grass is this? I really want to ask the gentleman just now, what is the name of this grass!

Zhou Qingyan walked to the door of the house and looked back to see that Hayao's taxi had already left.What kind of grass was it that was given to the haze demon just now? Zhou Qingyan smelled his own fingers, and the smell left on his fingers was the smell of a kind of succulent grass growing in the Mt.The leaves are like the leaves of Cymbidium, the stems are like platycodon, with black flowers and no fruit.

After eating it, it can increase a little bit of cultivation, but Zhou Qingyan's complexion is a little weird.

Eating scorpion grass can prevent pregnancy, but if you eat too much, you will lose the ability to reproduce. It is common in various Gongdou Zhaidou dramas.Zhou Qingyan covered her face, wondering if the haze demon would still have a child after eating it, or if the haze demon still wanted to have a child.

Zhou Qingyan twirled his fingers, as if he had picked up the wrong thing.But the car has already left. Think about how long this haze monster is before giving birth to a child. Besides, monsters like the haze monster rely on collecting the energy of the world to give birth, but the current weather can't see the blue sky and white clouds all the year round. There is a high chance of infertility.

Zhou Qingyan carried Yingzhao packed in a tortoise shell and pushed open the big iron door, smelling the smell of oden from the room.The vegetables are a little old, the radish should not be soft enough, the squid is very fresh, and the fish cakes are now piping hot, but the taste of artificial additives is stronger.

The Kanto soup is being cooked for the second time, and the vegetables, radishes, fish balls, kelp, bacon, fish cakes, and squid are put in again. Now I can just go in and eat the second wave.Zhou Qingyan strode forward, pushed open the door, and threw the tortoise shell in his hand on the floor. The male god hung the piece of meat on a hook on the wall. He snatched the chopsticks from Mr. He took out a piece of radish and put it in Xu Xiaobai's bowl: "It's just right, eat it quickly." After speaking, he took out a chopstick from the pot and stuffed it into his mouth.

Mr.'s chopsticks emptied the pot again!Mr. Kun really wanted to dump the pot full of hot soup on his face.Yu Niao's eyes widened, the paper cup in front of it was already empty, and it was waiting for Xu Xiaobai to fetch fish balls for him, now when Zhou Qingyan came back, the pot had been emptied!

The noble big monster Qiongqi was lying on the table eating hemp balls, when he saw the stunned Yuniao, he stretched out his paw and patted Yuniao's forehead, which made Yuniao's head plunge into the paper cup.

Xu Xiaobai laughed and reminded the male god: "Eat slowly, it's a little hot, it's not good if you burn your tongue, it will blister." Zhou Qingyan fished out a piece of fish cake from the pot and said, "It's not hot, eat it." This one." Xu Xiaobai couldn't laugh or cry, he didn't mean to burn his tongue, but he was afraid that the male god would burn his tongue.

Xu Xiaobai took the fish cake handed over by the male god, and took a bite: "It's not hot, then you should slow down, there are more."

Zhou Qingyan just wanted to eat something. He didn't have much interest in these foods. He just watched everyone eating them lively and smelled delicious. When he ate them, the smell of artificial spices was too strong.

When the male god was eating oden, Xu Xiaobai saw the tortoise shell on the ground.Xuanwu's tortoise shell has automatically shrunk a lot, but it still looks very big, and the pattern on the tortoise shell is very beautiful.Xu Xiaobai walked over to touch the big turtle shell: "This turtle is very big, is this a turtle spirit? What are you doing with the turtle spirit?"

Mr. Kun felt ashamed of Mr. Xiao’s ignorance. This is obviously the shell of Xuanwu. There are special patterns on the shell of Xuanwu, which can connect yin and yang.As for the other thing inside the shell, Mr. Kun walked over, touched Xuanwu's shell, and asked Mr.: "What's inside?"

Zhou Qingyan completely lost his appetite after eating a pot of oden.There is a paper cup on the top of the bird's head. Its head is stuck in the paper cup and it can't get out. The wings are too wide, and there is no way to pull the paper cup off the top of the head.

Finally when it came time for the noble monster Qiongqi to avenge his slap in the face, Qiongqi jumped onto Yuniao's back, stretched out two paws and slapped Yuniao's head left and right.

Zhou Qingyan glanced at them: "Go out and play." Qiongqi tightened his legs in fright, turned Yuniao's head towards the door, and patted Yuniao's buttocks.Yuniao immediately spread its wings and started to run. When it reached the steps outside, it couldn't see the way, and rolled down the steps with a scream!

Xu Xiaobai heard the male god answer his question: "There is a bamboo inside, waiting for the bamboo to turn into a monster inside the turtle shell."

Mr. Kun rolled his eyes when he heard Mr. Xu's answer. This kind of lie also deceived Xu Xiaobai. The inside must be Yingzhao. Mr. brought Yingzhao back, using the shell of Xuanwu. Wonderful!

After eating and drinking, Mr. Kun decided to go outside to buy a copy of the Monster Current Affairs Magazine. The last time he read the Monster Current Affairs Magazine was in the Tang Dynasty, Mr. Kun was deeply impressed by that issue.In that issue, there was an exclusive interview with monsters in Chang’an, ranging from small iron craftsmen to concubines in the harem. The interviews revealed the different monsters of Chang’an monsters, which led to a scene of monsters rushing into Chang’an later. fad.

It's been a long time since I read the Monster News, and Mr. Kun wants to see what happened in the world of monsters recently.

Mr. Kun stretched out his hand towards Xu Xiaobai: "Money."

Xu Xiaobai took out his wallet, counted ten red bills and handed them to Mr. Kun: "Is it enough? If not, I can go outside and get some back." Mr. Kun is going to spend the night, you must know that Mr. Kun should stay In his small fish tank, he closed his eyes motionlessly.A house monster like Mr. Kun is going out to spend the night, which is really gratifying!

Mr. Kun replied: "Enough." Mr. Kun opened the door and walked out.

After Mr. Kun went out, Xu Xiaobai's attention was attracted to Xuanwu's tortoise shell again. The tortoise shell he touched was different from the tortoise shell he usually touched. The children are full of potholes.Xu Xiaobai praised: "It's so comfortable, it's chilly, if it's summer, if you get such a bed, you can fall asleep right away when you lie down on it."

Xu Xiaobai bent down to look inside the tortoise's shell, the inside of the tortoise's shell was a bit dark, Xu Xiaobai didn't see anything for a while, so Xu Xiaobai covered one of his eyes and looked into a hole in the tortoise's shell Looking inside, he saw that there seemed to be a pair of slightly yellow and shiny things flashing inside the tortoise shell!

Xu Xiaobai was a little dazed, and looked seriously again, the pair of yellow lights on the tortoise's shell flickered again.

Xu Xiaobai let out an ah, and immediately jumped away from the turtle shell.My God, it must not be a bamboo spirit inside, Xu Xiaobai pointed to the tortoise shell and said: "I see, I see a pair of eyes inside!"

That pair of yellow twinkling things must be a pair of eyes.

Zhou Qingyan followed him and bent down to look at the hole in the tortoise's shell: "Well, those are the eyes of the bamboo spirit."

Xu Xiaobai also bent over to watch.Their heads were pressed together, Xu Xiaobai could no longer focus on the eyes of the bamboo spirit in the tortoise's shell.What Xu Xiaobai thought was the side face of the male god, the side face of the male god is so beautiful, and the skin is also very good, I really want to touch the face of the male god.

Xu Xiaobai thought so, although he controlled his hand, but he did not control his face, his face and the male god's face were stuck together, just as imagined, very comfortable, smooth, and very comfortable It's hot, my heart is pounding, every time I get closer to the male god, it's like getting closer for the first time, and my heart is not controlled by myself, jump, jump, jump up.

Mr. Xu's heart almost beat like a second hand.

Zhou Qingyan stretched out his hand and patted Xu Xiaobai's forehead, Xu Xiaobai's head moved forward, so he kissed the male god.A very strong kiss.

After the kiss, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help covering his face, laughed hahahaha for a while, and said in a low voice: "My tongue is about to fall off." He had laughed enough, and took his hands away from his face. The male god said, "One more time."

So, the male god stretched out his thumb to wipe Xu Xiaobai's lips, and said in Xu Xiaobai's ear, "As you wish, my husband." Xiaobai stopped in his arms and turned around.Xu Xiaobai leaned on the sofa, raised his head, and was held by the male god at the back of his head.The male god bent down and gave another passionate kiss!

Colorful fireworks popped out of Xu Xiaobai's mind, his whole body was like drinking a pot of pink peach blossom wine, smoky, intoxicated, drunk to the bottom.

Xu Xiaobai said in the male god's ear: "I think I'm a little drunk." The male god laughed, and he patted Xu Xiaobai's hand: "Move over there." Make room.The two of them sat on the ground with their backs against the sofa and looked at the big Xuanwu turtle shell together.

Although the room was quite warm, the floor was still a bit cold.Xu Xiaobai tore off two sofa cushions from the sofa, handed one to the male god, and put the other under his buttocks.After sitting on the cold floor for a while, Xu Xiaobai felt a little smoky, and Tao Taoran woke up. He pointed to the big tortoise shell and said, "What the hell is this? I don't believe there is a bamboo spirit inside."

The male god answered him seriously: "It's your master's master inside."

Liar, Xu Xiaobai didn't believe it, he stared at the big tortoise shell, and then looked at the male god: "Liar, I don't believe my master is a bastard, my master is hairy." Not a bastard!

Xu Xiaobai asked the male god: "What is my master, does my master know?" Does my master know that my master is a bastard with hair?

His master, Comrade Zhang Wazi, was already in a cold sweat, sitting at the table.In front of him is the handsome Qiao Gangzhu who is both good and evil, and makes men and women fascinated.Gang leader Gaba bit off a fork and knocked it. A broken fork was chewed into a screw, which shows how sharp the teeth of Gang leader Qiao are!

Master Qiao spit out the screw in his mouth, and pushed the plate with the steak towards Zhang Wazi: "Mr. Zhang, eat the steak."

Zhang Wazi looked at the steak rattling in the blood pool, and his mind was still flashing with the white and shiny teeth of Gangzhu Qiao. When Gangzhu Qiao bit off the fork, Zhang Wazi felt that he could bite through himself in one fell swoop. brains!

Zhang Wazi took a sip of lemonade and calmed down his emotions: "I don't want to eat it. I'm afraid of indigestion when I'm old. I just want to ask about the thing about the monster news magazine publishing the missing person notice for my master. Can it work?" Yet?"

Leader Qiao cracked his mouth and smiled, his white toothbrush flashed a light: "How can I not eat, I am pursuing you, as long as you agree to sleep with me, I will take you there."

Zhang Wazi pinched the hand of Ms. Miao who was standing next to him, thinking silently in his heart, fuck your little grandson, grandpa is so old, you are still interested in sleeping with an old man, what a bastard Egg.