Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Chapter 287. Ba Wang Stewed Chicken

Xu Xiaobai felt embarrassed to hear it, he turned around and gave the male god a kiss and patted the male god's hand.Zhou Qingyan let go of Xu Xiaobai, pinched Xu Xiaobai's chin, and gave his partner a kiss.

It was so eye-catching, the fat lady at the front desk found that the two of them hadn't listened to their advice at all.She patted the notebook again: "You two, come here, come here, come here."

Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan walked to the front desk, and the fat lady took out a notebook: "What's your surname, do you have an appointment, and who is it for?"

Zhou Qingyan walked over and replied, "My surname is Zhou."

The lady continued to ask: "Do you have an appointment?"

Zhou Qingyan said: "No, but please tell your editor-in-chief that I invited him to dinner, and he ate sweet and sour pearl squid, and a cold dragon tendon by the way, and he was sitting in the second seat on the left of me , wearing a gray fur coat, can't remember what fur it was."

The fat lady was very reserved, and looked up at Zhou Qingyan: "I don't have an appointment, I can call you this time, and if you have something next time, you need to make an appointment half a year in advance, okay, see off."

Two security guards in gray clothes came out from the side immediately, Xu Xiaobai was not afraid, he turned his head and smiled politely: "Hey, we only need one more minute." Xu Xiaobai raised two fingers: "Or It's 1 minutes." Xu Xiaobai asked the male god, "Do you think 2 minutes is enough?"

The male god answered him: "Two minutes is enough."

Xu Xiaobai smiled at the security guard who came over: "It's troublesome, we only need 2 minutes."

This kind of politeness made the security guard feel ashamed to give it another 5 minutes.So the walking steps also slowed down, and after walking, stood beside Xu Xiaobai without moving.One of them said to Xu Xiaobai: "It's okay, just wait another 2 minutes, I'll do your work first."

Zhou Qingyan took out a small box from Mr. Kun's small blue bag: "A box of ointment ointment. I don't know how you feel. It is said that it can make people's skin white as snow." , Zhou Qingyan took Xu Xiaobai's hand and put Xu Xiaobai's hand on the table: "My partner used it, and the effect is not bad."

Xu Xiaobai still remembers this kind of ointment, although the smell is not very pleasant, but the effect is absolutely awesome, the frostbite on his hands, scars and so on, disappeared after a few days of application, and there will be frostbite every year, Since applying this ointment, I haven't committed the same crime again, and I believe I won't do it again in the future.

The fat lady could already smell the pungent smell coming from the box, it was the smell of goat licorice wū canal fat!Then, she looked along Zhou Qingyan's hand holding Xu Xiaobai, and saw that the hand held by Zhou Qingyan was white and tender, like a piece of fine white jade.

The chubby lady had already completed her brain effect after using it, and couldn't help touching her face with her hands, and let out a soft sigh: "Ah." In her mind, the evolution of her bilingbiling image had been completed in an instant, and she felt that she You can use your beauty to be invincible in the world, shake your shoulders, reach out and quickly take the box of fat ointment from Zhou Qingyan's hand, and cast a wink at Zhou Qingyan: "Handsome, wait, I will immediately call you."

Then he waved his hands and said to the two security guards: "It's okay, it's okay, we were joking just now, let's go, let's go."

After the fat lady called the editor-in-chief, she immediately pinched her nose and unscrewed the box, turned out a small mirror, and began to apply grease to her face, singing while applying it.

Zhou Qingyan looked at the corridor, and a person ran over from the corridor, no, it should be a monster.The monster ran towards this side. The fat lady heard the footsteps and looked towards the corridor. She immediately put the mirror and grease into the drawer, and sat on the chair upright.

Xu Xiaobai looked at the monster running over, he was so tall and strong, he felt that the whole corridor was trembling when he walked over.

The monster who came over saw Mr. Jiuqing, took off his glasses, put them in his chest pocket, walked up to the male god and bowed: "Sir, I haven't seen you for many years, but you are still so handsome. You are the mountain in my heart." , the water in my heart, you are my sun, my moon, please accept my love." He said, he took out a neatly folded white handkerchief from his pocket, and folded it into a The shape of a rose was handed to Zhou Qingyan: "Sir, this flower represents my heart."

Not seen for many years, Mosasaurus is still so affectionate.This monster is not young, but it is not too big. His kind can only be seen on fossils now, and it will usually be presented in dinosaur exhibition halls.

Canglong's eyes are inseparable from Mr. Jiuqing's. One must know that he sneaked into Mr. Jiuqing's banquet by accident, and he never forgot from the moment he saw him. It turned out that it was love at first sight.

Zhou Qingyan resolutely rejected the handkerchief Mosanglong folded into the shape of a rose: "I already have a partner."

Zhou Qingyan pointed to Xu Xiaobai: "Where is my partner?"

Seeing this posture, Xu Xiaobai already felt that he had a rival in love, so he hurried over and took the handkerchief rose from Canglong's hand: "Thank you, the flower is beautiful, um, your hands are very dexterous ah."

Canglong reached out and took the rose from Xu Xiaobai's hand again, shook it out, folded it up and put it back into his pocket.He walked over and immediately stood between Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan, and said enthusiastically: "I don't know why the master asked me to come this time?"

Xu Xiaobai was pushed aside!This monster has great strength, once squeezed, Xu Xiaobai was immediately pushed away by more than one meter.

Xu Xiaobai stood at the side dumbfounded, oh my god, what strength!

Xu Xiaobai saw Canglong walking beside the male god, with arms touching arms and thighs touching thighs, because the two of them were about the same size, the one named Mosong Long wanted to grab my boyfriend!Of course he cannot be fulfilled, now is the time to attack!

Xu Xiaobai strode forward, blocking the male god, he stood in front of the male god and walked backwards.Xu Ruanruan stretched out his hand towards Zhou Qingyan, he smiled and said, "Mr. Zhou, I'm going to fall."

Mr. Zhou took his hand: "Mr. Xu, you can fall."

Xu Ruanruan walked backwards while laughing: "Then I fell."

Zhou Qingyan replied: "Please fall into my arms."

Zhou Qingyan pulled hard, and then Xu Ruanruan fell into Mr. Zhou's arms.I can feel Mr. Zhou's big pectoral muscles, very elastic, hard, and very happy.Xu Ruanruan laughed in his heart, the male god is just so good.

Xu Ruanruan jumped out of the arms of the male god, and now they walked together hand in hand.Seeing Canglong lower his head, Xu Xiaobai looked a little unhappy.His eyelashes are actually very long. When he lowered his head at this moment, the long eyelashes are like two small brushes. Xu Xiaobai's heart is itchy when he brushes them. In fact, they look pretty, Xu Xiaobai thought to himself, although they are as greasy as the current ones. The greasy or light fresh meat is different, but it looks very masculine, and it is also tall, and the long legs are also very good.

Xu Xiaobai thought to himself, there is no harm without comparison, I can't let the male god see my short legs.

So, on the way to Canglong's office, Xu Xiaobai racked his brains to talk to the male god.Canglong listened to their two topics, and felt that Mr. Jiuqing's partner was not worthy of Mr. at all. Look at their topics, it was not about the fish at home, or about what to eat tomorrow, watching that TV at night, and what kind of food at home. Cats, and other miscellaneous things.

When opening the door with the key, Canglong was still thinking, how can I talk about such topics with my husband, I should chat with my husband about land, mountains and rivers, good and evil, and many other grand things.

Mosong bowed his head slightly: "I don't know what business Mr. wants from me?"

Zhou Qingyan took out the eight-treasure glazed coral tree from Mr. Kun's small blue bag and put it on the table: "I came to see and publish a notice for hunting monsters. There are not many words. Just write about recruiting talents and contact Mr. Jiuqing, nothing else. Requirements, it is best if the characters are as big as possible.”

He pointed to the Eight Treasure Glazed Coral Tree on the table: "I don't know if the price of this tree is worth it."

Canglong hurriedly said: "Who dares to take money from Mr., just." Canglong pushed the eight-treasure glazed coral tree on the table towards Mr.: "Please take it back, Mr.." He lowered his head and said with a smile : "It's fine as long as the sir treats me to a meal, sir, please take it back."

The husband didn't dare to take it back, the object was watching from the side, Zhou Qingyan pushed towards Canglong: "Forget about the meal."

Zhou Qingyan took Xu Xiaobai's hand and walked out quickly, not wanting to face this dinosaur for a moment, you must know that in the eyes of Mr. Jiu Qing, no matter how handsome the human form of Canglong Xu Xiaobai saw, but in the eyes of the male god In the eyes, there is a body more than 20 meters long, with sharp teeth, and a huge figure, but it has a pair of big lantern eyes full of affection, which is really terrifying.

If you watch too much, you will not be able to eat.Dinosaurs have never looked good enough.

Zhou Qingyan's footsteps were fast, and Xu Xiaobai's footsteps also quickened involuntarily. They were walking forward, and Xu Xiaobai heard the male god say: "I'll take you to read the Monster Journal, and then go home."

They walked along the aisle and passed a busy place quickly. Xu Xiaobai heard Canglong chasing after him and shouting: "Sir, you should take your tree home. I only need a meal. If possible." Please also leave me your contact information, sir, I miss you very much over the years."

Xu Xiaobai looked back and saw Mosasaurus following behind not too far or too close, Xu Xiaobai felt very strange looking at it, because the distance between Mosasaurus and them was always not too far or too close.

Canglong also felt very strange, because he tried his best to catch up with Mr. Jiuqing, but he couldn't catch up.It seemed that the distance between him and his husband was fixed, no matter how he walked, he couldn't get close to him.

Canglong was very anxious, he wanted to get close to Mr., to get close to Mr., since he had not seen Mr. Jiuqing since tens of thousands of years ago when he parted ways with Mr. Jiuqing, but his demeanor has remained in his heart forever. Especially the arrogance of the husband when he eats, it simply shocked Mosao, the gentleman who can eat more than him! ! !

If Xu Xiaobai knew about Canglong's thoughts, he would definitely say that Canglong didn't see Mr. Kun.Mr. Kun is the one who can swallow anything, no matter how much.

Mosasaurus chased after him.

Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan shuttled in the busy hall, Xu Xiaobai was about to laugh, he felt that he had arrived at a gathering place of little monsters.A very large centipede was lying on many computers and typing on them with its many feet. Countless squids stood on the ground and sprayed grinding juice towards the printers, puffing like a fountain.A lot of cats with glasses and eyes crouched on the table to check the information page by page, a perfect assembly line of current affairs full of monsters.

However, in the end Xu Xiaobai didn't see where the monster newsletter was.But as they walked, they came to an elevator. When the elevator door closed, Canglong hadn't caught up to the elevator entrance yet. elevator.

Xu Xiaobai discovered that the elevator was inside the big locust tree, and the big locust tree opened from the middle, and it was a wide elevator.Zhou Qingyan recalled that in the past, this place was deserted, and a big basket was hung on the tree. When he wanted to come out, the big basket would be hung down, and the person who wanted to come out would be hoisted up.

Sure enough, the times are developing and technology is advancing, and now the bamboo basket has been replaced by an elevator.

Xu Xiaobai has seen the production process of the Monster Journal, but he has also seen the Monster Journal.When he and the male god came out of the big locust tree, it was almost dark.Xu Xiaobai felt that he only went in for a short while, but when he came out, it was almost dark.

As the night approaches, the vendors all turn on their lights, shining brightly.The trees with fallen leaves on both sides of the road are covered with small white and yellow light bulbs. Now at night, they are all turned on, twinkling and twinkling, feeling like fiery trees and silver flowers.

Xu Xiaobai reached out his hand to touch the small light bulb on it, he thought that it would look even better if it grew green leaves.Xu Xiaobai touched one tree after another, he and the male god walked forward, but couldn't see the tree he touched, and quickly grew green leaves. Against the background of the green leaves, the fiery trees and silver flowers are very beautiful, long The trees with green leaves quickly turn yellow, then dry up and fall off, and finally become bare and leafless again.

No one noticed that the trees on both sides of the road have gone through a season of spring, summer, autumn and winter.Pedestrians are busy, vendors are busy, everyone is busy, and no one has noticed the strange changes in the trees on the roadside.

When Xu Xiaobai and the male god arrived at the bus station, they found that the last bus that arrived home had already left, so they could only take two buses to go there.There were many transfer buses, Xu Xiaobai and the male god transferred to a bus, arrived at the transfer location, and got off the bus.Wait at the bus stop for the bus you want to transfer to.

We have to wait a while for the car to come.

The male god dragged Xu Xiaobai around, and they came to a big tree.Xu Xiaobai looked at this big tree. The tree was not very thick, and there were many tree holes on it. The tree holes were not very deep, but it always seemed a little unfathomable. Zhou Qingyan touched the tree: "There is one last portion."

Zhou Qingyan stretched out his hand: "Ten yuan."

Xu Xiaobai handed ten yuan to the male god.

The male god threw ten yuan into the tree hole.

Xu Xiaobai saw that the money thrown into the tree hole had disappeared!

The male god answered his doubts: "This is a cover-up, but the tree hole is actually very deep."

After putting in ten yuan, the male god patted the big tree vigorously, but the monster newsletter still couldn't come out.

The male god stretched out his hand towards Xu Xiaobai again: "Another ten yuan."

Xu Xiaobai handed another ten yuan to the male god.The male god threw ten yuan into the tree hole, and then patted the big tree, but still no monsters jumped out.

So Xu Xiaobai handed over ten yuan to the male god, and the male god took it, threw it into the tree hole, and slapped the tree trunk vigorously.Still nothing came out.

Back and forth, handing it back and forth, I had to hand over ten pieces of ten yuan, but they still came out.Xu Xiaobai handed money to the male god again.

The male god didn't pick up this time, and he whispered, "Has the price of Monster Newsletter already risen to this level?" Zhou Qingyan thought about it, and threatened the tree: "Spit it out, or I'll kick you down!" He kicked two feet towards the big locust tree, and the big tree spit out a roll of toilet paper from the tree hole!

Xu Xiaobai laughed: "This toilet paper is very thick." He bent down and picked it up: "It feels good quality, but it's a bit expensive." It's really expensive, such a roll of toilet paper costs more than 100 yuan, It has to be a roll of gold toilet paper!

This is no ordinary toilet paper, this is the Monster Journal.Monster Journal exists in every secret corner of the world, maybe in a tree hole, maybe in a gap in a wall, maybe in a mirror, or behind a door, that is A deception that only monsters can see, as long as you have enough money, you can get a monster current affairs magazine.

The magazines in the human world are different. It is not an ordinary paper publication. The publications that pop up are always strange. Sometimes it is a roll of toilet paper, sometimes it is a leaf, sometimes it is a piece of cake, and sometimes it is a leaf. A piece of broken glass, sometimes a handkerchief.

In short, all kinds of strange things.

As long as there is a correct opening method, toilet paper is not toilet paper, pancakes are not pancakes, broken glass is not broken glass, and handkerchiefs are not handkerchiefs, but serious monster current events.

Xu Xiaobai returned to the platform with the toilet paper, the night was a bit cold, Xu Xiaobai felt that his nose was about to freeze, he held the toilet paper in his hand and asked, "Do I use such expensive toilet paper to wipe my nose?"

The male god brought over the toilet paper, tore off a small piece from it, and went to wipe Xu Xiaobai's nose.Zhou Qingyan threw the paper that wiped Xu Xiaobai's snot into the trash can, and Xu Xiaobai saw the dark green words reflected on the paper that was thrown into the trash can!

Xu Xiaobai hurriedly took over the roll of toilet paper to look, and saw dark green characters appearing on it.Xu Xiaobai opened it and saw that it said: Monster Current Affairs Magazine, first edition, recruitment notice.

Xu Xiaobai read: Mr. Huang Express, that is, China Wolf Express, is recruiting ten weasels and asked to join.