Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Chapter 282

Yu Niao looked at Zhang Wazi with grief and indignation: "It's all because you don't give me steamed buns. Look, my wings are broken. Do I owe you master and apprentice something?"

Looking at Zhang Wazi, he was somewhat guilty. He jumped off the millstone, took the steamed bun in his hand, and walked to Yu Niao: "You look so pitiful." Zhang Wa Zi went to Yu Niao, squatted down, I want to see if Yuniao's wings have anything to do with it: "Here are the steamed buns for you to eat, don't pretend, I don't know you yet, get up quickly."

While talking, Zhang Wazi pulled Yuniao's wings, and Yuniao's wings hung limply again.Zhang Wazi thought to himself, it's a bad dish, the bird's wings were really broken by Xiaobai's foot!Then I remembered that although this bird is hateful, greedy, stingy, and likes to be greedy for petty gain, and likes to hide things privately, but it also has some uses. Follow from afar.

Zhang Wazi was pulling the wings of the bird, so soft: "Don't move, grandpa will connect the wings for you." Zhang Wazi wanted to get the bird up, but as soon as his hand touched the bird The bird, Yu Niao suddenly flew up, flapped its two big wings, and slapped Zhang Wazi's face twice, then suddenly lowered its head and snatched the steamed bun from Zhang Wazi's hand, goo Swallow it down.Yuniao laughed: "Haha, I lied to you. Now the steamed bun is mine, so you can throw my shoes at me." After taking pictures of the tiles, Yuniao flapped its wings and flew to the top of the bamboo building.

Zhang Wazi reacted, took off his shoes and threw it at Yuniao again, this time it was empty.The bird flies too high.Zhang Wazi had no choice but to put his hips on his hips and yelled, "Don't come down, don't let your grandpa catch you."

Yu Niao is not afraid of him, winking: "Guapi, I'm not afraid of you, anyway, I have eaten steamed buns."

Xu Xiaobai watched Zhang Wazi fight with Yu Niao, he took Zhang Wazi's shoes over: "Master wears shoes, it's so cold on the ground, don't catch a cold, besides, you are not young anymore."

Since he was a child, Zhang Wazi liked to take off his shoes and beat people. Xu Xiaobai always liked to say that about him, telling him to pay attention to his age, and it was easy to say. Now looking at his master's tender face, he just wants to laugh.

Zhang Wazi didn't wear shoes, he fell in love with Xu Xiaobai, looked up and down, he opened his mouth: "Good boy, Xiaobai."

Xu Xiaobai laughed: "It's me, I'm Xiaobai."

Zhang Wazi walked over and hugged Xu Xiaobai: "I miss Master to death." Master is only so small, hugging him is not as high as his chest, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help but want to touch Zhang Wanzi's silver Long white hair, smooth like a waterfall pouring down.

Xu Xiaobai said to Zhang Wazi: "Master, I miss you too. You only asked Yu Niao to deliver a letter once. I don't know what happened to you afterwards."

Xu Xiaobai said, "Master, I miss you too." When it comes to Zhang Wazi's feeling soft and hot, Xu Xiaobai is almost his son.Zhang Wazi hurriedly said: "Oh, ouch, Master misses you, misses you." Only one letter was sent because this bird was not diligent at all, and was rather fierce, obsessed with fighting Zhang Wazi.

Zhang Wazi hugged his good apprentice enough, and remembered: "Hey, Xiao Bai, how did you come here, why did you come here suddenly."

Speaking of this, Xu Xiaobai remembered that they secretly took out the sword that Master hid in the cabinet as a sojourner's weapon for the demon knife, and the weapon was completely broken, and now the hilt and scabbard are still on the floor of the room As it stands, I can only hope that the male god will be smarter and hide the hilt and scabbard.

Xu Xiaobai laughed dryly: "We, we, we crossed over, um, that's what happened."

Zhang Wazi wanted to pat Xu Xiaobai's head like when he was a child, but now he is too short to reach, so he can only pat Xu Xiaobai's waist hard.

Xu Xiaobai groaned, clutching his waist: "Master, you can't touch a man's waist."

Zhang Wazi patted him again: "Master can't even touch your waist. When you were a child, your underpants and vests were all bought by Master for you. Tell me quickly, how did you come here, how did you come here? I didn't mention it to you."

Xu Xiaobai licked his tongue, thinking that he should tell the truth to Master, when he heard the door open, the male god came out from the door, he came out and held Zhang Wazi's hand eagerly: "Long time no see, Comrade Zhang, From the looks of it, you really haven't lost weight at all."

Zhang Wazi really wanted to say fart, I clearly lost a few pounds.But Zhou Qingyan is so enthusiastic, he can't let the hot face of his apprentice's partner stick to his cold ass.Zhang Wazi held Zhou Qingyan's hands: "Xiao Zhou, why did you bring our little Bai here?"

Zhou Qingyan didn't change his face: "This is a long story, I think you must know it very well, why don't we talk while eating." Zhou Qingyan looked at Zhang Wazi's stomach and silently counted, one, two, three, four, five .

When he counted to five, Zhang Wazi's stomach growled.We chatted while eating, we must know that it is cold winter, and there is not even a root of wild vegetables on the mountain, so we talked about where to go while eating.

Xu Xiaobai winked at the male god, he was very worried, there was a balance in his heart that was always swinging.

Zhang Wazi touched his growling stomach, and said that he hadn't had a good meal for a long time, but his will was firm: "No, Xiao Zhou, tell me quickly, what are you doing?" came here."

Xu Xiaobai raised his hand, closed his eyes and said: "Master, I have something to tell you, don't be angry, I just want to say it." Before Xu Xiaobai finished speaking, Zhou Qingyan took a step forward, Standing between Xu Xiaobai and Zhang Wazi.

What is the male god going to do, is he trying to protect him?Although it is very touching, but as a man, one person needs to do things alone! Xu Xiaobai pushed the male god and said: "No, I told Master myself that I am so old, at most, I will let the soles of my shoes smoke." .”

The male god did not move at all, and he said sincerely to Zhang Wazi: "Comrade Zhang Wazi, on behalf of the organization, I would like to tell you a sad news. The sword in your cabinet was stolen by a monster. The monster fought fiercely. Unfortunately, although the monster was killed, your sword was turned into powder. After a lot of hard work, we only rescued the hilt and scabbard. Let me leave you with a thought , The organization feels that your sword is still relatively expensive, so it sent me over to bring you compensation, and I hope that your condolences will change."

Xu Xiaobai was dumbfounded, my male god is so good at talking nonsense, but my male god is so handsome when he talks nonsense in a serious manner.

Comrade Zhang Wazi was also dumbfounded. He kept repeating three words in his heart, my sword, my sword.

Zhou Qingyan took out a wad of money from his pocket, counted it, and it was three hundred and four eighty cents. The total compensation for you is two hundred and four eighty cents."

Zhang Wazi finally came to his senses and slapped his thigh: "My sword, my master, the sword my master gave me." Zhang Wazi asked, "Where are the hilt and scabbard brought back for me! "

Zhou Qingyan pointed to the bamboo building, and Zhang Wazi ran towards the bamboo building, so fast that his silver hair was floating like a wide ribbon.

Xu Xiaobai stretched out his hand, and slapped the male god several times in a row, applauding the male god's wisdom: "It's beautiful, I thought it was true."

Facing the object's compliment, Zhou Qingyan laughed: "Thank you for the compliment."

Zhou Qingyan handed all the three hundred and four yuan and eight cents in his hand to the subject, then took the subject's hand and walked towards the bamboo building: "Here is the money, the money given last time has not been spent, take it away." Xu Xiaobai divided the money into two parts, one part was 300 yuan and the other part was four yuan or eighty cents.

Xu Xiaobai put four yuan and eight cents into his pocket, and stuffed three hundred into the pocket of the male god: "You have one, I have one." After dividing the money, they went to the bamboo building hand in hand to see Zhang tile.

Pushing open the door of the bamboo building, I heard Zhang Wazi crying, and saw Zhang Wazi slapping his thigh while crying: "My sword, which damn thing stole my sword from Grandpa." He couldn't accept it to some extent. You must know that his master gave him this sword when he first came down the mountain. He hoped that he could use it in times of crisis, but Zhang Wazi hadn't used it for so many years. Don't be angry, and you will be reluctant to use it when you take it out later.

Now I regret that I didn't use this sword and it was broken! When it was broken, only the hilt and scabbard were left!

Xu Xiaobai watched Zhang Wazi pat his thigh and howled for a while, and comforted him: "Master can't be resurrected after death with a sword, let's think about how to go home, will you go back with us!"

Zhang Wazi picked up the hilt and scabbard from the ground, and patted the dust on his body: "My dear boy, I won't go back with you, just let Yuniao guide you when you go back later, and Yuniao will guide you." I'll let you go back."

Zhang Wazi came here to look for his master, but he couldn't find him. After searching all these days, not to mention his master, he didn't even see a single hair of his master.

Zhang Wazi sighed: "I have to stay and continue searching. I always feel that something is wrong." The bamboo building here looks dilapidated, as if the master left many years ago, but Zhang Wazi Zi knew this was not the case. According to Master Du's character, he would always wait for others to come back.

Zhou Qingyan looked at the bamboo building, moved his fingers, and the wind blew, blowing away the dust attached to the outside of the bamboo building.Something was really wrong, Zhou Qingyan asked Zhang Wazi: "Comrade Zhang Wazi, what is your master's last name?"

Zhang Wazi replied, "My surname is Ying."

The male god said: "This worldly expert surnamed Ying must be an old friend of my great-grandfather's great-grandfather's father's father, so let's find him together."

Great-grandfather's great-grandfather's father's old friend! What kind of generation is this! Zhang Wazi was a little confused, and raised his hand: "Wait, let me do the math, so my master is still an old monster?"

Zhou Qingyan replied: "Your master is an old monster."