Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Chapter 278

Put the dug out bamboo shoots on the table and start peeling the bamboo shoots.Xu Xiaobai has never seen bamboo shoots in spring, they are all food from the south. He has lived in the north for a long time, and Xu Xiaobai even thinks the horseshoe bamboo shoots sold in supermarkets are very fresh.

The horseshoe bamboo shoots grow thick one by one. When stripping the horseshoe bamboo shoots, there is always a feeling of undressing a Shandong man.

The spring bamboo shoots that have just been dug out are different. When the layers of green bamboo shoots are peeled off, they are like the gauze of a boudoir girl, trembling with care.The inside is thin and white, pure white and smooth, white without any blemishes.It's too tender, Xu Xiaobai was afraid that his finger would leave nail marks on it.

He neatly arranged the peeled bamboo shoots on the table one by one. The bamboo shoots were fresh and white, like the fingertips of beauties. They were lively and fragrant, yet slightly terrifying.

Bamboo shoots are peeled, but there is no oil, no wok, no seasoning, so you can’t cook spring bamboo shoots braised in oil, marinated fresh, or even stir-fried shredded bamboo shoots.Zhou Qingyan stretched the kettle out of the window, and it was raining heavily outside, filling up the kettle.

The male god put the kettle on the stove and folded it.The knife opened: "Do you want to cut bamboo shoots?"

Xu Xiaobai pointed to the bamboo shoot and said, "Then cut it into four."

The male god quickly cut open the bamboo shoot with a knife, and even the tip of the bamboo shoot was well maintained. The completely cut bamboo shoot was no longer the tip of the beauty's finger, but turned into a small white triangular tower.

Xu Xiaobai hurriedly cleared the table, and threw the cut bamboo shoots into the kettle on the stove to kill them: "Then quickly get some soy sauce, pepper, aniseed, sugar, etc. Let's make braised bamboo shoots in oil."

It would be even better if there was some pork belly.

Zhou Qingyan answered him: "The only things we can get are soybeans, pepper trees, and sugar cane."

Xu Xiaobai laughed, he understood that this painting probably can only grow plants, produce wind and clouds, and change seasons, but it cannot produce soy sauce, vinegar, sugar, these things made by humans later.I finally found a clay pot of salt under the table.

The bamboo shoots are boiled in the kettle until they are raw, pour out the water in the kettle, and then take out the bamboo shoots and put them on a plate.Dip the boiled bamboo shoots with salt, and when Xu Xiaobai dipped them in salt, Zhou Qingyan reminded him: "Dip less salt, it will taste salty."

The cooked bamboo shoots were slightly soft, and they were still hot in the hand, Xu Xiaobai dipped in a little salt: "Come and taste it, I think it should be delicious." Zhou Qingyan took the bamboo shoots from Xu Xiaobai's hand, Take a sip.

It is tender and crisp, with the taste of spring, but it is a bit bitter. It should be more bitter, but after the boiling water cuts off the growth, the bitterness in the bitter bamboo shoots is much less, and it tastes different.Slightly bitter is also a kind of delicacy, such as bitter gourd, bitter vegetables, bitter wine, people who can eat bitter can always appreciate the refreshing taste inside.

This is the bamboo shoot in the painting.Xu Xiaobai's first thought when he ate it was that the bamboo shoots in the painting were no different from the bamboo shoots outside, and they were much tastier than the horseshoe shoots he bought.The bamboo shoots in the painting don’t taste like ink or rice paper. Xu Xiaobai is still dubious in his heart. He suspects that if he is in the painting, then the bamboo shoots are painted, the seasons are painted, the mountains are painted, and the water is also painted. come out, so is it true that the bamboo shoots you eat smell like ink brushes?

Bamboo shoots are very fresh and tender. Because there is no oil or sauce, they are just dipped in salt, so they are a little bland, but there is another taste, because they are just dipped in salt. Salt is the first of all flavors, and the umami of spring bamboo shoots is completely Excited.

Xu Xiaobai remembered the magic brush Ma Liang.

If you draw a golden mountain with the magic brush Ma Liang, you can find gold, and if you draw the sea, you can sail a boat. Maybe this is a coincidence of meeting Ma Liang with the magic brush.

Xu Xiaobai ate two sticks: "It's pretty good. It tastes good. If you want some soy sauce or something, the stewed one will be even better."

Of course, you can't taste the taste of pen, ink, paper and inkstone.When Zhou Qingyan saw this kind of painting for the first time, he thought he had encountered a fairy in the painting.Later, after finding out that it was not the case, I felt that this kind of stunt was like starting a gourmet journey, eating whatever I wanted.

Mr. Jiuqing tasted the eyes of the enlightened beast. Although the taste of the eyes of the enlightened beast was not bad, Mr. Jiuqing was still not satisfied.I heard that the mountain of Huaijiang has delicious food, and the mountain god on the mountain likes to treat people to dinner, and the mountain god of Huaijiang Mountain is originally a kind of delicacy.The mountain god of Huaijiang Mountain has a strong horse body, and the hair is extraordinarily soft, but he did not turn into a white-haired horse, but has the pattern of a tiger, yellow fur with black stripes, and a pair of big bird wings. , likes to play in the four seas, and the sound of his cry is durian.

When Mr. Jiuqing arrived at Huaijiang Mountain with Mr. Kun in his arms, he smelled a faint smell of green grass.

When the Mountain God of Huaijiang came to greet Mr. Jiuqing respectfully, Mr. Jiuqing's saliva would flow out. What a strong horse!

The horse turned into a man, dressed in blue clothes, tall and slender like a green bamboo, he respectfully took out a painting and said to Mr. Jiuqing: "Sir, you are welcome to take a look." My painting, I prepare delicious food for you in the painting."

Mr. Jiuqing looked at the painting in front of him. On it was lush forests and green bamboos, and the curved water flowed from the cup. Ying waved the brush in his hand to draw a picture of lush forests and bamboos, and added a deep pool on it.

Mr. Jiuqing was surprised: "Are you asking me to eat paper?"

Yingzhao bowed his hands to Mr. Jiuqing, and led Zhou Qingyan into the painting.There are lush forests and bamboos, curved water with cups, and white fish in the deep pools and clear waters. The white fish is boiled, and it has a special flavor.Originally, I used to eat horse meat, but I followed others to eat a meal of boiled white fish in the deep pool and clear water.And before leaving, I also got a painting from the mountain god of Huaijiang Mountain, and a brush made of Yingzhao's hair.

I am ashamed to mention the matter of eating horse meat again, I have eaten other people's fish, and I always have short mouths after eating other people's fish.

Mr. Jiuqing reluctantly left Huaijiang Mountain, and took away the brush that Yingzhao gave him.The painting sent by Yingzhao later became the home of Mr. Kun. Mr. Kun chased white fish to eat in the deep pool and clear water, and he was much more free than in a small fish tank.

Later, there was a heavy rain, and the heavy rain poured on the paper and soaked the painting thoroughly. The paper met the water and the painting was soaked. Mr. Kun jumped out of the painting and returned to his small fish tank.

Where did Yingzhao's brushes go?Zhou Qingyan couldn't remember anymore, he kissed Xu Xiaobai's forehead and left the bamboo shoots for his partner to eat: "You eat."

Xu Xiaobai was very touched by the thoughtfulness of the male god. Although the bland bamboo shoots were not unpalatable, they were still delicious, but they still couldn't get enough.

It’s okay to be hungry if you don’t have enough to eat, and it’s okay to be six or seven percent full.Feeling warm and lustful.Desire is not considered full or warm, but I still want to think about sex.want.Xu Xiaobai looked at the male god's face, every part of the male god's face is beautiful, the nose is beautiful, the eyes are beautiful, the eyebrows are beautiful, the mouth is the most beautiful, tempting people to kiss , lick it.

Xu Xiaobai stood up, stretched out his hands to hold Zhou Qingyan's face across the table, his eyes sparkled, he thought how great it would be if there were catkins floating all over the sky, when he kissed the male god, the catkins would float to the window Come and float around them.

Mr. Xu looked into the male god's eyes: "Mr. Zhou, you are very tempting today."

Mr. Zhou raised his eyelids and glanced at Mr. Xu, then slowly unbuttoned the neckline, lay on the chair and raised his head: "Mr. Xu, you are also very attractive today."

Where is the temptation.Xu Xiaobai wanted to laugh, he was wearing a gray-blue windbreaker today, his hair was blown in a mess by the wind, and he was on his way at night, because his eyes were a little swollen because he didn't wake up, maybe there were still bloodshot eyes.

Where does it come from so attractive!

Xu Xiaobai thought in his heart, Mr. Zhou is still really attractive, no matter when he is so attractive.He lowered his head to kiss the male god's lips.

The scenery outside the window has changed, a big willow tree is drilled out of the ground, and catkins grow on the willow tree, and the catkins float in from outside the window, fluttering gently, in clusters, cute and tight.Floating and flying around them.

Xu Xiaobai kissed the male god, his eyes widened, and real catkins floated in.Get itchy on the face.

Mr. Xu's eyes followed those cute catkins, and Mr. Zhou patted Mr. Xu's face: "Concentrate."

Mr. Xu hurriedly lowered his head and kissed Mr. Zhou earnestly. His eyes fell on the unbuttoned neckline of the male god, and he saw the charming collarbone of the male god.It's so beautiful, Xu Xiaobai started to be absent-minded again when he was kissing, he thought how nice it would be if he could lick the male god's collarbone.

Zhou Qingyan bit Xu Xiaobai's lip, Xu Xiaobai raised his head and saw himself in the eyes of the male god.Xu Xiaobai couldn't kiss anymore, he laughed haha, covered his face embarrassingly: "I see my own face." From the male god's eyes, Xu Xiaobai saw himself, ugly , hair messed up, eyes almost swollen into walnuts, Xu Xiaobai hurriedly jumped up: "I need to rest, I think I can restore my beautiful appearance after a night of sleep."

It's too embarrassing, and it's hard for the male god to boast alluringly to his sleep-deprived face.

The male god took Xu Xiaobai's hand and pushed open the door of the room. There was a quilt and a bed in the room.The male god patted the quilt on the bed and lifted it: "Come on, let's sleep together today."

Xu Xiaobai's heart was happy and joyful, he was going to sleep with a very handsome man tonight, it was really a dream, but he really didn't look very good tonight.I didn't sleep well all night, and my eyes were swollen.

Today, the not-so-good-looking deputy leader of Shamat was still lying on the same bed with the good-looking leader of Shamat.Xu Xiaobai was a little distracted, he secretly touched the male god's thigh with his hand, and pretended that he touched it by accident.

The male god has long noticed Xu Xiaobai's small movements, he held the knife he took from the bamboo rat in his hand, and pretended not to feel it.

So Xu Xiaobai touched it again carelessly, it feels really good, it's really firm, it must be very powerful.