MtaurNovel Chapter 275: The Sheep... The Canal Pot
Chapter 275: The Sheep... The Canal Pot
Mr. Kun turned his head to look at the staff of the Demon Supervisory Office who rushed over.The staff of the Demon Supervision Office also saw Mr. Kun and the noble monster Qiongqi, and the leader shouted: "Put your hands up, you have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be evidence in court! "
Mr. Kun looked at the guns in their hands, and raised his hand silently: "Please take me away." This kind of reaction surprised the staff of the Demon Supervision Office. It was the first time seeing such a cooperative monster. There, he surrendered without any resistance!There must be fraud in this!
The noble big monster Qiongqi didn't understand Mr. Kun's thoughts very much. Is this fish stupid? Why would he want to follow the staff of the Monster Supervisory Office?Qiongqi stretched out his paw and patted Mr. Kun's waist, and said in a low voice, "Do you want to go to jail?"
Mr. Kun sighed: "I haven't been in prison yet, I want to try it, watching movies, I feel that being the boss of the prison is good, if the husband never comes back, I may consider changing jobs to be the boss of the prison, taking care of food and housing Take care, it feels really good to have a younger brother."
The noble big monster Qiongqi sneered at Mr. Kun's thoughts: "We didn't make any mistakes. We were born as a monster who has been in prison, and we will be looked down upon by humans and monsters. There will be black files on the residence card, and even the identity card will be scorned." There is a black sign, don’t say that you need to apply for a passport when you go abroad, and you will even have problems taking trains and planes in the future.” Qiongqi’s tone is full of contempt that you are a bumpkin: “I won’t be arrested with you, I want to go home "The noble monster Qiongqi is about to fly up with his wings flapping, and the chocolate Xu Xiaobai bought for him is still unfinished at home.
Mr. Kun pondered for a while, he would be looked down upon by humans and monsters, and he would definitely be looked down upon by Mr. and Xu Xiaobai.It is absolutely impossible to be looked down upon by Mr. Kun, Mr. Kun turned over and landed on the back of the noble big monster Qiongqi.
He couldn't control the weight for a while, and pushed Qiongqi to a stagger, almost kneeling on the ground.The noble big monster Qiongqi's eyes filled with grief and indignation: "The bones are crushed by you, can you be gentle, you fat man."
Mr. Kun controlled his weight, grabbed the noble big monster Qiongqi's hair fiercely and said, "Dear, oh."
The noble big monster Qiongqi ran away, and bawled along the way: "Who the hell will marry you, I'm a male, you go to the sea and find a female fish to marry me."
Mr. Kun doesn't quite understand, but in TV dramas such as rural TV dramas, when riding a horse to drive a cart, you will shout "drive", oh, this way the carriage will run faster. Is this what Qiongqi is talking about? It's a male, find a female fish Does it matter?
Mr. Kun plucked the hair of the noble big monster Qiongqi vigorously again. Qiongqi was so painful that he grinned his teeth and walked briskly, leaving the demon supervisor's car far behind him.Mr. Kun looked at his hands. He seemed to have mastered the way to control Qiongqi's mount, that is, to pluck its hair fiercely.
The staff of the Demon Supervisory Office finally lost sight of their shadows. How could the speed of a human car compare with the speed of the noble big monster Qiongqi? After about half a cigarette, Mr. Kun and Qiongqi had already returned home.Qiongqi ran to his little drawer to look for the Dove chocolate that Xu Xiaobai bought for him. Now he has become so mighty and majestic that the little drawer can no longer hold him. Now he thinks he can occupy a big bed, so Noble The monster Qiongqi hugged the chocolate in his arms and ran up to the upstairs room. There is also a big comfortable bed upstairs. You can lie on the bed and eat chocolate while rolling.
Mr. Kun turned into a small fish and jumped into the small fish tank. Thinking of a big event, he thought sadly, Mr. and Mr. Xiao are not at home, so who will take care of the food for a few days?
Xu Xiaobai didn't have time to think about Mr. Kun's food.The moment his hand touched the hilt of the sword, he felt as if his fingers had been electrified, and the current spread along his fingers throughout his body, and he was a little unconscious for a moment. In this state, he felt until his hands were held.
Seeing the male god, Xu Xiaobai also noticed that the two of them were no longer in Xianpo Town, instead of the messy battlefield left by the demon sword, there was something like a turquoise beam of light beside them.
Xu Xiaobai immediately had an epiphany: "Oh, I understand, are we going to time travel?"
If you pick up a sword hilt and travel through time, compared with the way you see blood dripping on a jade pendant, jumping off a cliff, and getting a mysterious tattoo in novels, they are much more vulgar.
Xu Xiaobai was still in the mood to think about other things: "I think we should wear it to the Tang Dynasty, the social atmosphere is more liberal, maybe we can hold hands in the streets."
Zhou Qingyan felt that this idea was not very good.In retrospect, it was indeed the most splendid and majestic dynasty. Zhou Qingyan felt that the pure natural green circular toilet was uncomfortable because he still suffered from being licked by pigs from time to time. The most painful thing was that at that time There is no toilet paper, so everyone uses bamboo sticks.
Recalling that when he was walking in the prosperous era holding Mr. Kun's small fish tank, Zhou Qingyan's expression was very subtle, and he was embarrassed to tell his target that Mr. Jiu Qing had always been a very popular handsome guy, a woman with snow-white big breasts Women always like to approach him, although Zhou Qingyan doesn't like the smell of Ms. Miao's perfume at all, but the women who approach him always have a bad smell, and so do men.Because washing your head or taking a bath is a very tedious and vast project.
Their hair is covered with all kinds of osmanthus oil and rose oil, and their long, greasy hair is prone to head lice and dandruff.Zhou Qingyan could clearly see how the little animals moved on their heads.
Sometimes when I think about it, it’s actually a little hard to say.Zhou Qingyan replied to Xu Xiaobai: "I think it's better not to, it's very good right now." Zhou Qingyan reached out to touch the green light walls, these light walls are moving, they are casted by force, and can lead to another place channel.
Or it can be said that Zhang Wazi's sword has a mystery, probably a mystery that even Zhang Wazi doesn't know.I don't know who gave the sword to Zhang Wazi. Zhou Qingyan heard that he had held the hand on the hilt. It wasn't too long, but the smell on the hilt was already very weak, except for Zhang Wazi's. In addition to the taste, there is also a faint smell of monsters.
This monster's smell is really too weak, and the smell is not pure, it seems to be soaked by the snow water on the high mountain, the green mangosteen, and the wild flowers in the mountain.So it is even more impossible to judge which monster this smell comes from.
But what is certain is that the monster who gave Zhang Wazi this sword set up a special trigger mechanism on the sword. As long as the sword is seriously injured, the hilt or scabbard in his hand will trigger Zhang Wazi Take it to a safe place.
However, Zhou Qingyan looked at the green light, where would they go?How much time has passed, or in other words, time has not passed at all, stopped in this green beam of light.
Xu Xiaobai also followed the male god to touch the green beam of light that surrounded them, his hand could pass through the beam of light, maybe there was still light outside the green beam of light, maybe it was something else, anyway Xu Xiaobai was very curious.
Not knowing what was outside, Xu Xiaobai pointed to the light column wall out of curiosity and said, "What do you think we will see when we go out?"
Zhou Qingyan told him solemnly: "Maybe when the beam of light stops and disappears, we will be standing on the cliff."
Oh my god, being teased, what a horrible thing, Xu Xiaobai thought to himself, I hope not.
When the beam of light stopped, they were not standing on the cliff, but in a courtyard.There is a bamboo building in the yard, which looks like it won’t last for a long time, so the bamboo building looks a little old and dilapidated, but it is still well preserved and complete. Even the bamboo that is built into the bamboo building is still green, as if it has just been cut from the bamboo forest. down the same.But there is a layer of dust on it, and the dust is very thick.
Xu Xiaobai felt that this bamboo building was very delicate, different from the bamboo buildings seen on TV.Xu Xiaobai pointed to the bamboo building and said: "This bamboo building is beautiful."
Zhou Qingyan said to Xu Xiaobai: "Let's take a look inside the bamboo building."
Opening the bamboo building, the inside was empty, as if it had been cleaned up very cleanly, nothing was left.Zhou Qingyan smelled the hand that touched the hilt of the sword and walked into the bamboo building. The smell was even more obvious. In addition to the smell of Zhang Wazi, there was also the smell of monsters.
The smell of this monster has a faint smell of grass. It is the unmelted snow in March, and it is the lush bamboo growing in summer. There is probably only one monster with such a smell.
This kind of monster does not eat meat by nature. It likes to eat bamboo shoots that grow in spring, bamboo rice that grows on bamboo, mushrooms that grow in the mountains, or ginseng ganoderma, and occasionally wild vegetables in the mountains.
This kind of monster is not meaty, does not kill, and has no resentment against time. It seems that its arrival is to make this world a better place.
Xu Xiaobai hurriedly ran up the stairs of the bamboo building, Zhou Qingyan followed behind him, walking slowly, Zhang Wazi came here and then left again, and the monster left for a longer time, never Judging by the smell, I am afraid that it has been away for 30 to [-] years.
Zhou Qingyan reminded Xu Xiaobai who was running slowly: "Pay attention to your steps."
Xu Xiaobai said that there is no need to worry at all: "I think this bamboo building is very beautiful. Everywhere is exquisitely designed. I can imagine that if it is cleaned, it will be wonderful to live in such a bamboo building in spring. matter."
Xu Xiaobai ran to the second floor, the second floor is not empty, there are some things on the second floor.Yet those things are also good-looking, beautiful, and charming.
Xu Xiaobai hurriedly greeted Zhou Qingyan who was still climbing the stairs: "Drive up and take a look. I found something amazing. It's really beautiful. I think the person who once lived here must be a master."
Zhou Qingyan stretched out his hand, Xu Xiaobai took the male god's hand, and then pulled it hard, Zhou Qingyan jumped up a step, to the second floor.
Sure enough, some very good-looking, very charming, very beautiful things.