Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Chapter 253 Black Pepper Dragon Pork Rice

Zhou Qingyan flicked the people without changing his face: "No matter what occupation is worthy of respect, we cannot feel inferior because of a profession, and so do monsters. Monsters from all walks of life are worthy of respect, even though you are a prostitute. Roasted sweet potato monster, but I will not discriminate against you." After finishing speaking, Zhou Qingyan said to the sweet potato stall owner: "The demon supervision office will check, please show the certificate."

The stall owner was angry: "You are blind, I am human." He took out his ID card from his pocket and threw it into Zhou Qingyan's hand vigorously: "Look, look, this is my ID card, I am a human being , don’t call anyone you meet a monster in the future, be careful that they will beat you to death.”

Zhou Qingyan glanced at the stall owner's ID card, and continued to flicker without changing his face: "You have the right to remain silent, but I still want to take you away."

The stall owner felt that he had met a lunatic. He was guarding a stall set up by a university. Now the relationship between the monsters was tense. The college students who would come to him to buy a few pieces of roasted sweet potatoes after class were all gathered around and looked at the two of them. Talk here.If this tossing continues, all the guests tonight will have to run away, and maybe he will leave behind a monster's name.

The stall owner Meng hurriedly said: "Brother, don't make trouble." As he said, he handed the roasted sweet potatoes in the bag to Zhou Qingyan: "20 yuan, I won't charge you anymore, take it away, just take it away." Please, let's go now.

How can you accept bribes as a national civil servant!Zhou Qingyan sincerely said to the stall owner: "I won't take it, um, this is ten yuan, sell me half of this sweet potato!" He is a clean and honest civil servant, and he will not accept bribes!

So Zhou Qingyan ate half a piece of roasted sweet potato and walked towards home.Zhou Qingyan had to think carefully about how to hold a candle.

When I got home, Xu Xiaobai and Mr. Kun hadn’t come back yet. The male god turned on the TV, and the evening news broadcast was playing on it. It was already seven o’clock, and Xu Xiaobai and Mr. Kun had been shopping in the supermarket for more than two hours. , I don't know what I'm buying.

Xu Xiaobai pushed the shopping cart full of melancholy, and Mr. Kun walked beside him pushing two shopping carts, one full of crispy noodles of various flavors, the other full of potato chips and Yeah potatoes.Xu Xiaobai couldn't help but said to Mr. Kun: "Eating so many crispy noodles and potato chips will make you fat."

Mr. Kun replied proudly: "Is there any fish in this world that is fatter and bigger than me?"

There really is no fatter and bigger fish in this world than Mr. Kun, so what does it matter if the biggest and fattest fish in the world is fatter?

Xu Xiaobai silently turned his head to his backpack, and whispered to the noble monster Qiongqi in the backpack, "Eat so much chocolate, you will lose all your teeth, get diabetes, and get fat."

The noble big monster Qiongqi just rolls around in his backpack indifferently, what does it matter, his teeth have already fallen out once! As for gaining weight, Mr. Kun rolled his eyes, Qiongqi has already become a ball, diabetic What, it is a disease exclusive to humans.

Xu Xiaobai sighed, and quietly took out a lot of chocolates from the big monster Qiongqi.So many things in the basket belonged to other people, and what belonged to him was only 68 yuan for two bottles of red wine.

Xu Xiaobai took the noble big monster Qiongqi and Mr. Kun to pay the bill.

When I went home, the electric car couldn't fit in it, so I finally took a taxi and spent 25 yuan to go home.

The male god himself did not continue to make gold bracelets that can be worn around the neck at home, but changed the furniture in the living room.The position of the sofa was changed to a position against the wall inside, the TV was directly in front of the door, and the floor was polished and polished, as if it had been waxed.

Mr. Kun walked in carrying three large plastic bags and lay down on the sofa.

The noble big monster Qiongqi cheerfully dragged the chocolate towards his little drawer.Everyone is happy, and that's enough.

Xu Xiaobai put the red wine on the table and looked at the layout of the house. After changing the location, it looked more spacious than before, but the TV was still a bit uncomfortable with its back facing the door.Xu Xiaobai greeted the male god: "Come and see the red wine, Great Wall Cabernet Premium Dry Red, much better than two bottles of 19 yuan."

Zhou Qingyan went to look at the red wine, and could smell the smell of rotten grapes through the bottle.The Grape Wine Luminous Cup was also tasted at the previous Grape Wine Week Qingyan Banquet. The taste is soft, full-bodied, mellow, rich, and it is the taste of nature, time, and years.

However, for wine now, Zhou Qingyan picked up a bottle and smelled it: "It's not two bottles of 19 yuan, what a waste." The taste is different. Compared with the grapes in these two bottles, they should have enjoyed more sunshine and breeze, so they are sweeter.

Xu Xiaobai smiled and said, "No waste." How could it be a waste to buy it for a male god?He looked at the layout of the room: "Why did you think of changing the position of the furniture?"

Buying cheap red wine is not for drinking yourself, but for entertaining guests.However, seeing Xu Xiaobai's happy face, Zhou Qingyan put a bottle of red wine on the cabinet: "Look at the dirty floor under the furniture, wipe it, and change it. It's not bad. I can change it back in two days." Such expensive red wine cannot be used to entertain guests. Zhou Qingyan opened a bottle of Xu Xiaobai: "Would you like to try it?"

The male god is inviting him to drink!Xu Xiaobai was screaming in his heart, shouldn't something happen after drinking!It's always played like this in TV dramas, after drinking and having sex after drinking!

Xu Xiaobai nodded hastily: "I want to drink." He was already thinking in his heart, should I pretend to be drunk with one sip or one glass, or I can get drunk with two glasses!Between lightning and thunder, Xu Xiaobai decided to drink a glass of wine to get drunk!

Xu Xiaobai hurriedly ran to find the cup.Mr. Kun said from behind: "Take one more."

When Xu Xiaobai was holding the cups, his hands stopped, and finally he pretended not to hear, so he only took two goblets and walked out.The male god had already opened the red wine, Xu Xiaobai put the glass on the table, saw the male god pouring wine into the glass, looked at the glass without blinking, and heard the male god ask him: "Is that enough?"

Xu Xiaobai whispered: "Pour a little more, it's easy to get drunk."

Zhou Qingyan hummed and poured a little more into it.

Xu Xiaobai said again: "A little more."

So the male god fell a little more.

Only then did Xu Xiaobai say: "All right, all right."

Zhou Qingyan poured himself half a glass.

Mr. Kun saw the two cups on the table and asked, "Where's my quilt?"

Xu Xiaobai told him: "The cup is in the cabinet in the kitchen, you can get it." When Mr. Kun comes to fetch the cup, he must finish the wine with the male god, and then he can lie in the male god's arms and pretend to be himself Drunk.

Mr. Kun hesitated between eating snacks while lying down and holding a glass while drinking, and decisively chose the former, so he opened a bag of potato chips and ate without moving.

Xu Xiaobai raised his glass nervously: "Well, I wish you come back during the day, I am very happy."

Zhou Qingyan raised his wine glass to touch Xu Xiaobai: "I am also very happy."

Everyone's wine glasses collided, Xu Xiaobai picked up the wine glass and drank it down, gulping down a glass of wine, Xu Xiaobai's face was a little hot, and he looked powdery from the heat, and he began to ponder in his heart whether to pretend to be drunk immediately, or To wait to get drunk. It's hard to be sure.

Xu Xiaobai watched the male god drink half a glass of wine, and decided to do things as soon as possible, he held his forehead: "I feel like I'm drunk."

Xu Xiaobai closed his eyes slightly, and put on the posture and expression that he thought was the most ecstatic. He thought he was charming.Mr. Kun couldn't help rolling his eyes. This is not the most ecstasy expression, it is the expression that is about to fall asleep. How can you say that you are drunk when you are drunk? Shouldn't you shout, I am not drunk, continue to drink, drink.

Mr. Xiao's acting skills are so clumsy that you can see through it at a glance.

But Mr. Xiao cooperated with Mr. Xiao's poor acting skills. He asked, "Do you need me to help you?"

Of course I need it, come here and give me a hand so that I can fall into your arms.But Xu Xiaobai didn't know what his tone would be like when he was drunk, so he could only look at the male god and nod.

Zhou Qingyan put down the wine glass in his hand and stood up, walked to Xu Xiaobai's side, and helped Xu Xiaobai up.The male god's body temperature and smell were by his side, maybe that little bit of alcohol really burned his brain, and he was a little smoky.

Xu Xiaobai had forgotten to pretend to be drunk, he leaned on the male god's big chest muscles, and all the beating in his heart were bunnies.Xu Xiaobai was controlling his hand not to touch it, but his hand had been raised involuntarily, moving towards the male god's big pectoral muscle, the moment it touched the big pectoral muscle, Xu Xiaobai quickly put his hand on his on the forehead: "I'm drunk, I'm sleepy, I want to sleep."

Xu Xiaobai pointed to the male god and said, "Who are you, can you take me to bed?"

Zhou Qingyan supported him by his shoulders: "I am happy to serve you, my husband."

If the scream in Xu Xiaobai's heart is released, it will almost burst the eardrums!I can't take it anymore, how can the male god be so su, so su.

Now I can't wait to enter the room with the male god!

Mr. Kun watched as Mr. helped Mr. Xiao towards Mr. Xiao's room. He took the opened bottle of red wine on the table, gulped it all down, and then tasted the taste. It was sweet and sour, with A bit of alcohol taste, eating too many potato chips, drinking a bottle still feels quite thirsty.

Mr. Kun stood up, went to the cabinet, took down the remaining bottle, and said in a low voice, "I'll just take one sip." Mr. and Mr. Xiao won't know.

Zhou Qingyan supported Xu Xiaobai, and put Xu Xiaobai on the bed: "Mr. Xu, the smell of alcohol is very heavy."

Mr. Xu pretended to be crazy by drinking, and stretched out his hand to stop Mr. Zhou's neck, hanging on Mr. Zhou's body with his whole body: "I'm drunk."

Mr. Xu obviously pretended to be crazy by drinking, but Mr. Zhou generously did not expose him.In fact, Mr. Xu was also very disturbed, and he was also very afraid of being exposed by the male god.

Zhou Qingyan stretched out his hand to unbutton Xu Xiaobai's coat, and the buttons on the coat were undone as soon as he flicked them. Xu Xiaobai felt that what the male god was unbuttoning was not the coat buttons, but his own heart, and it was very itchy.As soon as Zhou Qingyan lifted his hand, Xu Xiaobai's coat fell into Zhou Qingyan's hands and was put on the chair beside the bed.

Mr. Xu approached Mr. Zhou and kissed Mr. Zhou's lips: "Kiss me, I'm drunk and a little hot."

Mr. Zhou gently responded to Mr. Xu's kiss, took Mr. Xu's sweater off his head, and then unbuttoned Mr. Xu's jeans.

Mr. Xu wears a black warm, high-elastic pair of jeans, and it takes a little effort to take them off.

Mr. Xu couldn't wait any longer, he wanted to pounce on Mr. Zhou!He's drunk now, sure!

Mr. Xu gave Mr. Zhou a strong kiss, then rushed towards Mr. Zhou, and threw Mr. Zhou onto the bed.

Then the door creaked, and the two of them turned back to look at the door together. Mr. Kun never liked to knock on the door when he entered the room, probably because he used to be a fish, and fish swim freely in the sea. There is no door in the sea. .

Mr. Kun held an empty red wine bottle and looked at Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan on the bed: "Mr. "You continue to have sex. Mate, don't mind me."

Xu Xiaobai was about to cry, and today he managed to pretend to be crazy by drinking, but he didn't know why he lost all desire when he heard Mr. Kun's words about mating.

Xu Xiaobai let go of his hands and lay on the bed, covering his face with the quilt: "I think I'm really drunk." His courage was exhausted, he just wanted to cover his face with the quilt.

Zhou Qingyan reached out to take off his shoes, then touched Xu Xiaobai's head through the quilt: "Have a good rest." Then he walked out of Xu Xiaobai's room and closed the door behind him.

Mr. Kun looked at Zhou Qingyan who came out and asked, "Did you turn into a fly and mate with Mr. Xiao?"

Zhou Qingyan knocked on two empty red wine bottles: "It's 100 yuan in total, thank you for your patronage."

Mr. Kun replied: "I have no money." At least there is no such small red piece of paper in his pocket now.

Zhou Qingyan is very generous as a creditor: "It can be converted into labor. After cleaning the floor and cleaning the glass every day, it will be paid off in 360 and five days."

Mr. Kun rolled his eyes, and he firmly occupied the sofa: "I won't move."

Zhou Qingyan asked him: "Are you planning to not repay the debt, Kunpeng?" Although he really wanted to not repay the debt, Mr. Kun is a very cautious person. Although Mr. Kun never knew what mistake he had made, he interrupted him. Mr. and Mr. Xiao are in love, or Mr. is as fast as a fly.

Mr. Kun said: "I can catch the monster behind you together, what do you think?"