Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Chapter 251 Black Pepper Dragon Pork Rice

The male god spoke in classical Chinese, Xu Xiaobai turned around and asked: "Please speak in plain English, I didn't bring Du Niang to translate when I went out today." Look, the bones are all made of gold, and according to the current market price, it must cost hundreds of thousands.” Zhou Qingyan asked Xu Xiaobai again, “Do we need to buy a gold ring?”

When the male god was talking, he also made gestures. Xu Xiaobai looked at the gestures made by the male god, and felt that the male god was not gesturing for a gold ring, but a golden wrench.So he shook his head decisively: "No, we don't need it, well, we can get a pair of silver ones, how about it?"

Zhou Qingyan nodded: "Then I'll hit two."

After discussing the ring with Xu Xiaobai, Zhou Qingyan said, "I don't know if what I said is correct, the legendary Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva!"

Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva!Xu Xiaobai looked at the woman opposite, he never knew that there was such a kind of Bodhisattva in this world, the Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva!

The Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva smiled and said, "I am the desire of the world."

In Xu Xiaobai's impression, things like Bodhisattvas and Buddhas are pure-hearted and ascetic. Only when they eat fast can they recite the Buddha's name, and only when they abstain from sexual desires can they have a pure heart. They are accompanied by the ancient Qingdeng Temple and read various Buddhist scriptures.

However, Xu Xiaobai didn't know about the Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva mentioned by the male god, and he thought it was weird.Zhou Qingyan patted him on the shoulder, Xu Xiaobai heard the male god say: "You are a demon."

The Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva showed vigilance on his face: "Who are you?"

Who is Zhou Qingyan? It is the sky, the earth, the rushing river in this world, the vast sea, the endless wind, and the pouring rain.He snapped his fingers at the Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva and said, "You are a demon."

The practice of Buddhists in the past was different from that of the present. Zhou Qingyan vaguely remembered that Buddhists at that time ate meat and had desires.Starting from the derivation of creatures like the two-legged sheep, the two-legged sheep can mate on the vast land, walk naked in the wilderness, and face their own desires.

I don't know when it started, desire became synonymous with shame.

Human beings cannot have desires, Buddhas need to be pure-hearted and have few desires.

The Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva shook his head: "I am a Buddha."

In Buddhism, there are such sayings as Buddha prostitutes, such as Yulan Bodhisattva and Huanxi Buddha. However, Zhou Qingyan knew that the person in front of him was actually a demon.

When Zhou Qingyan moved his fingers, a little flame jumped out from the fingertips.The Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva stood up from the chair, and she felt Zhou Qingyan's killing intent.The person in front of her who didn't know who she was wanted to kill him, so she asked again: "Who are you?"

Zhou Qingyan replied: "I am a staff member of the National Demon Supervision Office. Zhou Qingyan, do you have a license to engage in this kind of business here? Although some monsters are legal to engage in this kind of business, they also need a license."

He took out his mobile phone and aired it at the Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva: "The Demon Superintendent's office will verify it!

No certificate!The Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva flirted with Zhou Qingyan: "I don't have a certificate, but I can knock my back for it."

As a civil servant of the country, how could he accept this kind of bribe, so Zhou Qingyan resolutely refused: "I have a partner, but if I don't have a certificate, then you are welcome."

As the male god waved his hand, the Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva felt a gust of flaming wind passing by her side. Fortunately, her speed was fast, and in an instant, the chair in front of her just now disintegrated. For ashes.

The most frightening thing was that after being reduced to ashes, those ashes returned to their original state in an instant, as if it were an illusion.

The Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva looked at the restored tables and chairs, and then at Zhou Qingyan. There was probably only one person who could have such an ability.She called out: "Mr. Jiuqing."

Mr. Qingyan from Kyushu.

The Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva laughed: "Are you trying to kill Buddha?"

What is Buddha?Some people become Buddhas, others become demons.Buddha and man, demon and man, devil and man are the same in Zhou Qingyan's heart.Zhou Qingyan's tone was flat: "You will release the evil spirit, and what do you want to do with the evil spirit, who will bring the endless darkness, is it Zhulong?"

The Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva's eyes widened. She couldn't believe it. How did Zhou Qingyan know these things? If these things happened, it would probably happen in a few days, not the current time, and would not be caught by anyone or monsters. Know!

She turned around and wanted to leave, but she couldn't move. It felt like an endless wind bound her. The Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva passed through the wind, but immediately another wind came over. The endless wind slowed her down. The wind was too strong, like a viscous The glue is normal, restricting her movement.

Zhou Qingyan raised his foot and kicked the Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva to the ground, then stepped on her back.

The male god's beating action has always been so handsome, and he is also so handsome when beating a woman!The handsome Xu Xiaobai wanted to whistle, but he always felt a little disharmonious when he saw the beautiful woman being stepped on by the male god.

Xu Xiaobai made a suggestion: "Or tie it up and don't step on it."

Zhou Qingyan said: "Let's step on it, otherwise we have to do it."

Xu Xiaobai hummed: "Step on it."

Zhou Qingyan asked her, "Where is the candle dragon?"

The Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva smiled: "I don't know, how would I know, I am a Buddha, he is a demon, I don't know where a demon is."

Zhou Qingyan pushed hard, and Xu Xiaobai heard the Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva scream. He saw the golden clavicle Bodhisattva's thigh turned into a golden bone. This section of bone is the same as a human bone.

Zhou Qingyan asked again: "Where is the candle dragon?" It was unnecessary to think about it. Zhou Qingyan decided to perform the duties of a national civil servant. I want to destroy you on behalf of the Demon Supervision Office."

As Zhou Qingyan spoke, the Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva felt that his flesh and blood were going away.Her consciousness was also a little blurred with the pain, as if it was now, and it seemed to be in the future, and she couldn't remember whether she was a Bodhisattva or a monster for a while.

In her mind was I a Bodhisattva, am I a monster?Later, I didn't think about anything, I just remembered the foul language of human beings. The foul language of human beings is so disgusting that it can kill people, demons, and Buddhas.

Humans are such hateful things.

However, everything started to turn into a white light and disappeared!Xu Xiaobai saw the beautiful woman just now turned into a handful of golden bones.This bone is very strange, it is not the bone that Xu Xiaobai usually sees in TV dramas or mannequins, the limbs are connected, like the shape of sewing with needles.

Xu Xiaobai felt that this bone didn't look like a human bone: "It's kind of fake."

Zhou Qingyan knocked on the golden bones: "It's not fake, it's real gold, there is absolutely no fakes mixed in." Zhou Qingyan looked at the gold: "Let's make a big bracelet like the one worn around the neck, this will definitely work. Hit a few dozen, and change it once a day!"

Then COS Juntu?Xu Xiaobai shook his head: "No, I mean this bone doesn't look like a real person's bone."

The male god pulled down the curtains, carried the bone bag in his hand, and took Xu Xiaobai's hand to walk downstairs: "This is another story, do you want to hear it?"

Xu Xiaobai stood on the stairs and stopped, Zhou Qingyan turned around.Xu Xiaobai stood on a high place, Zhou Qingyan stood on a low place, now they are about the same height, Xu Xiaobai kissed Zhou Qingyan's forehead: "I want to listen."

Zhou Qingyan kissed Xu Xiaobai's ear: "Then I'll tell you while I go back and tie the gold bracelet around my neck."

That one is not called a gold bracelet, but a gold collar!The one on the head is called the Golden Hoop Curse!The ones on the feet are called Hot Wheels!This is the first time that the male god wants to make jewelry for him!Based on the principle of not dampening the enthusiasm of male gods, Xu Xiaobai suggested gracefully: "It can be a little thinner, a little thinner."

The male god nodded, and took Xu Xiaobai's hand to go downstairs.

Downstairs, Ms. Miao was already drinking tea by herself, and the proprietress and several other women were already lying on the ground.Ms. Miao saw her husband come down, and explained: "Just now they saw that my lipstick color is pretty, so I recommended them to use the corpse oil ecstasy ointment from Laoba's shop."

The proprietress was very excited after she put it on. She has never seen such a lipstick with such a positive color. After putting it on, she felt that her charm value increased by several points.

Then, with a thud, the proprietress herself and the women around her fell to the ground, and they probably wouldn't wake up without a long sleep.

Zhou Qingyan praised Ms. Miao: "Nice job." He broke off a piece of the golden bone and threw it to Ms. Miao.Ms. Miao quickly caught it, and the thing in her hand was obviously in the shape of a small human arm bone, but Ms. Miao couldn't take her eyes off the golden bone in her hand, and she said to herself: "Is this the legendary bone?" , the legendary, golden clavicle Bodhisattva's bones?"

Miss Miao felt that she was extremely happy, and she hugged the severed bone tightly in her arms and smiled happily. The husband's salary is really generous.

Xu Xiaobai walked behind the male god, seeing Miss Miao smiling so obsessively, he asked in a low voice: "Miss Miao, you are smiling so happily, it must not be because this bone can sell for a lot of money, right?"

Ms. Miao restored her image in time, and put away the smile on her face: "Of course not, how can I be willing to sell this bone? This is a Bodhisattva bone, and it is said that it is the best bone for preparing elixir. Good raw materials, without any pills, even boiled bone soup can increase cultivation."

Ms. Miao's smile can be contained or released.Now with a serious expression, he popularized knowledge to Xu Xiaobai.Xu Xiaobai whispered to Miss Miao: "We just killed a Bodhisattva."

They walked out of the porch, out of the street, and slowly headed back home.Zhou Qingyan held the bones of the Bodhisattva and looked up at the sky.

It is more than three o'clock in the afternoon, but it will be dark in just one hour.On weekdays, it is only past four o'clock after another hour. The sky should still be bright, but the darkness is chasing the light, and tomorrow will only get darker earlier.

Xu Xiaobai's heart was still filled with admiration, Bodhisattvas and Buddhas were things that he admired very much.You must know that when we lived in the village, there would be old ladies going to offer incense every New Year and festival, and every time Xu Xiaobai saw it, he would go to pay respects.

I probably feel that these things are very mysterious in my heart, and maybe they also have a strange power.

Now the male god killed a bodhisattva.

God, how unbelievable this is.

Ms. Miao said to Xu Xiaobai while stretching out her hand to hail the taxi: "Mr. Let me tell you about this. I probably don't understand it very well. Anyway, the things are mine now."

Ms. Miao was in a very happy mood. She was only about eight hundred years old, and she knew some things that were ambiguous, so she stopped talking nonsense in front of Mr. Xiao.

Ms. Miao sat in front of the taxi, Xu Xiaobai and the male god sat in the back, and the taxi took them home.The house is quite rough now, neither Lu Wu nor Mr. Luan has been here, so there is no heavy snow, and maybe Mr. Kun has not come back, and there is electricity at home!

As soon as Xu Xiaobai returned home, he quickly found out the data cable, charged up the phone, and immediately found out the power bank, which was fully charged.Then he turned on the TV, looked at the picture on the TV, and let out a sigh of relief.

It's such a cool feeling!Xu Xiaobai hugged the pillow and rolled around on the sofa, he was really happy, feeling a little bit at home was really cool.Xu Xiaobai rolled around a few times and remembered: "Do we have to pick up Mr. Kun for the second time?"

Then Xu Xiaobai heard the sound of water coming from the toilet, Xu Xiaobai looked up, and saw Mr. Kun coming out of the toilet carrying his small fish tank.Seeing Xu Xiaobai and the others, Mr. Kun greeted them: "Okay."

Xu Xiaobai was dumbfounded: "Mr. Kun, are you still here?"

Mr. Kun just finished changing the water in his small fish tank, and nodded: "I will change the water for myself." Then he looked at the thing wrapped in the curtain in Zhou Qingyan's hand: "What is this? Is it for food? Are you hungry? I'm hungry, can I have something to eat?"

Zhou Qingyan opened the curtain: "It's gold, I want to make a big bracelet around my neck." Mr. Kun saw those golden bones, the bones of the Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva: "I can make a very thick one, but it's still too small. I can't take it down, just a little more gold, maybe I can take it down."

Zhou Qingyan didn't speak.Mr. Kun put his small fish tank on the table, took the remote control from the stunned Xu Xiaobai, dialed to the channel of Animal World, and said to Xu Xiaobai: "Go and make some food, I'm hungry."

Xu Xiaobai looked at Mr. Kun's small fish tank on the table, and at first glance, he didn't see Mr. Kun's small fish tank and thought Mr. Kun had also been flowed back. It turned out that Mr. Kun was still there!

The noble monster Qiongqi got out of the drawer, shook his head, tiptoed and quietly approached Mr., wanting to see what everyone was watching.

Then I saw a curtain of golden bones, it was so boring, the noble big monster Qiongqi waved his two little wings and flew around the roof, then landed beside Xu Xiaobai, patted Xu Xiaobai with his paws thigh, and then looked at Xu Xiaobai with squinted eyes.

Then the noble monster's eyes widened instantly.

It thinks it sees everything in its own eyes, stupid human beings are going to buy candy for the noble big monster.

But in Xu Xiaobai's eyes, he is acting cute and saying that he wants to eat candy.

Xu Xiaobai wanted to touch Qiongqi's head, but the noble big monster tilted his head and avoided it, thinking of stupid human beings, can you touch the head of the noble big monster.

Xu Xiaobai stood up: "Okay, okay, don't touch it anymore, let's go to the supermarket later, we can buy more delicious food, fun things, thick clothes, etc. What if it snows again in a few days and the power goes out? Well, I'll cook first."

Xu Xiaobai washed his hands and went to cook. I don’t know if this is dinner or lunch. Anyway, everyone is a little hungry, and they cook quite a lot. Stir-fried chayote with chili, egg yolk with leek, lettuce with garlic, braised pork with cabbage and stewed tofu, I also tore a plain boiled chicken and mixed it with sesame oil and chili oil. I guess I had electricity and I was in a good mood. I steamed the rice and cooked two eggs in sugar water for the noble monster Qiongqi. I put a lot of brown sugar in it, which was very sweet. .

Everyone ate to their hearts content.After eating, Xu Xiaobai noticed that the sky was dimly dark. You must know that it's only four o'clock, is it already dark so early? Xu Xiaobai didn't have the impression of when it was dark.

It just felt like it was getting dark too early.

After dinner, Mr. Kun was paralyzed on the sofa to watch TV. The noble big monster Qiongqi ate two eggs in sugar water and nestled contentedly next to Mr. Kun. He no longer cared about the fact that Mr. Kun was an annoying big fish. .

The male god was clinking the golden bones with a hammer, and it seemed that he really wanted to hit a bracelet around his neck.

Xu Xiaobai only hoped that the bracelet could be thinner.

The male god, he is really rough on the bones of the Bodhisattva!

Xu Xiaobai waited for the phone to be fully charged, and stood beside the male god to watch him knock the bone: "Be gentle, this is the bone of a Bodhisattva, we killed a Bodhisattva!"

Zhou Qingyan didn't look up, but knocked the gold flat: "It's not a Bodhisattva, it's a monster."

It is said that the Golden Clavicle Bodhisattva is a beautiful woman transformed into by the Buddha from Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva. It is specially used to save sentient beings, but the method of saving sentient beings is a bit strange.To make out with a man, the bones were exposed after death.

But the men who have been intimate with the Bodhisattva have their hearts enlightened.How unbelievable.

Xu Xiaobai exclaimed: "How peculiar this method is."

Zhou Qingyan hammered hard: "This is a legend in the world. People always like to tell good stories, and they always like to believe in the side that is beneficial to them. Maybe the legend or the rumor is not what we imagined. "

For example, White Snake and Xu Xian, Lao Bai probably swallowed Xu Xian in one gulp.Another example is the story of Mr. Luan, there are always some discrepancies in the legends heard.