Chapter 241 Beer Skimming Bird
Chapter 241 Beer Skimming Bird
After Mr. Luan finished speaking, he went to look at the heavy snow outside. The heavy snow had stopped, and the light reflected a crystal light, as sweet as a layer of white frosting.There was such a heavy snowfall on Nvchuang Mountain. Whenever it snowed heavily, Mr. Luan would set up a pot of colorful flames in the heavy snow. There are no human sweet potatoes on Nvchuang Mountain, but there is a stem of an underground plant that grows quite It looks like a monkey's head, cut open, the inside is black, baked, and after one bite, the lips are dyed jet black, but the taste is the best, soft and sweet, as if you have tasted frosted sugar turned from white snow.
Roast the monkey head roots on the colorful flames, and the whole Nvchuang Mountain exudes a sweet smell. There are dancing fox spirits in the heavy snow. When it is cold, they will run to eat a piece of black monkey head. The stems are all white gas coming out of the mouth.
Friends from all over the world can come to Nvchuang Mountain by stepping on the snow, sing, dance, taste the strongest wine, and see the whitest snow.
Mr. Luan misses Nvchuang Mountain, since he was captured by King Bin Bin, his practice is not as good as before, and he has not been back to Nvchuang Mountain for a long time.However, Mr. Luan thought that no matter how much he missed Nvchuang Mountain at this moment, Nvchuang Mountain no longer existed.
Mr. Luan picked up his crutches and stood up, and said to Zhou Qingyan: "Such a beautiful dream is really rare, sir, I have to go."
Mr. Luan held his cane and walked towards the door. Zhou Qingyan looked at Mr. Luan's back: "Where can you go?"
Mr. Luan put his hand on the door, and he didn't look back: "It's a good dream, or a nightmare, I still want to go back to Nvchuang Mountain, which is my home."
However, the female bed mountain has disappeared.Zhou Qingyan said: "Nvchuang Mountain has disappeared." Mr. Luan laughed, and twisted the doorknob: "Maybe I can find Nvchuang Mountain, even if I can't find the disappeared Nvchuang Mountain, maybe I can find it and let Nvchuang Mountain come back. way, that's my hometown, that's my home."
When Mr. Luan opened the door, heavy snow immediately rolled into the room from the outside. The snow was so heavy that it blocked the door.Mr. Luan looked at the snow in front of him. This kind of snow really looked like the snow on Nvchuang Mountain. He said: "Sir, in order to go back to Nvchuang Mountain, I can do anything, and I am willing to do anything, even if it is to go back to Nvchuang Mountain. Bed Mountain is my ashes, and I still do."
Mr. Luan stepped on the heavy snow. The snow was too thick. Mr. Luan's crutches stuck in the snow, which was not easy to use. He turned into a big colorful bird and flew up, reflecting the snow on the ground in colorful colors.
This big bird is going to find a home that he can't find.Mr. Luan shook his wings. He was thinking that for the sake of Nvchuang Mountain, it would be worthwhile to be an enemy of Mr., because Mr. Luan would send his ashes back to Nvchuang Mountain.Big colorful birds fly high.
In Xu Xiaobai's eyes, Mr. Luan is already as high as a star in the sky, a beautiful moving star in the dark night sky.He sincerely praised: "Mr. Luan is very beautiful no matter whether you look at it from close up or from a distance."
In Zhou Qingyan's eyes, even if Mr. Luan flew very high, he could still see clearly.Zhou Qingyan saw Mr. Luan finally turned his head from the sky, and called out, sir.Then it shook its wings and disappeared into the sky.
Nvchuang Mountain has already disappeared with the flood.
I don't know where Mr. Luan went to find a female bed mountain, maybe he will never stop looking.
Xu Xiaobai hurried to close the door: "It's cold, I closed the door." Xu Xiaobai ran to close the door, and kicked out the snow that came in with his feet.
Because the room was very warm, the remaining snow immediately turned into snow water. Zhou Qingyan took out a mop and mopped the floor clean.
Xu Xiaobai leaned against the door and watched the male god mopping the floor: "It's still a bit cold now."
Zhou Qingyan dragged the ground back and forth twice: "It will heat up in a while, I'm going to rinse the mop, shall we go together?" Xu Xiaobai wanted to be with the male god all the time, nodded: "Then I will Go and rinse the mop." Zhou Qingyan held the mop in one hand, and took Xu Xiaobai's hand with the other to rinse the mop.
It is said to wash the mop together, that is, the male god is washing the mop in the sink. Xu Xiaobai stood and watched the male god washing the mop. While watching, he sighed in his heart. It's as chic as a male star dancing sword in a costume TV series.
I really want to become a mop in the male god's hand, no, it's a sword, twisted by the male god this way and that way!Xu Xiaobai felt that he could hear the shy panting of the mop.
Xu Xiaobai went to watch the male god wash the mop with his prehistoric filth, and his mind automatically filled up all kinds of little yellow texts that challenged the limit.
Only Lu Wu and Mr. Kun were left in the living room.At this point in time, there are no good programs. Mr. Kun has already pressed the remote control in his hand, and the cucumber-flavored potato chips he brought from Lu Wu have also been eaten.Bored, Mr. Kun put the remote control in his hand on the table. He felt that it was time for him to turn into a fish and return to the small fish tank to have a good sleep.
Lu Wu said to Mr. Kun: "Mr. Kun, have Man Man and Mr. Luan left?"
Mr. Kun hummed: "It's gone."
Lu Wu was very embarrassed: "It's so late, I still disturb you and sir, I'm really sorry, can you trouble Mr. Kun to give me back the eyes, I got the eyes, and if I can see the road clearly, I can walk back by myself."
Mr. Kun looked at his unfamiliar friend. Although their friendship was not deep, they were still friends.
Lu Wu, the god on Kunlun Mountain, can see happiness with one eye, and see joy and sorrow with one eye, and good and evil with both eyes.The characteristics of this kind of eyes are very strange, and only Mr. Lu Wu's eyes are simply regarded as food.
The eyes of enlightened beasts are cooked and eaten whole, which is also a delicacy.Mr. Kun no longer remembers what the eyes of an enlightened beast taste like, but Mr. Kun would never kill an enlightened beast and eat all of its eyes.
The husband can always bid generously for the eyes of the enlightened beasts, and each enlightened beast only has one eye. The enlightened beasts have eighteen eyes in total. If you use one eye to do business with your husband, you will not feel disadvantaged at all.
The eyes of enlightened beasts are said to be miraculous in legends. Some demons say that the eyes of enlightened beasts can enhance one’s practice, as long as one eats the eyes of enlightened beasts, one can become powerful. Some people say that the eyes of enlightened beasts can see goodness when they are mixed with sorrow and joy. Evil is a must-have artifact for kings.Some demons said that the eyes of enlightened beasts contain treasures, and as long as you can find a pair of eyes that fit the enlightened beasts, you can find the location of the treasures.Some people say that having the eyes of an enlightened beast means possessing the power of an emperor!
Many demons and many people want to take away the eyes of the enlightened beast. Different from Mr.'s methods, these demons or people who come to take Lu Wu's eyes are always not as soft as Mr.'s methods.There are not many enlightened beasts on Kunlun Mountain, there are only a few in total, Qiqi has died after all these years.Eighty-eight, maybe there is only such an enlightened beast left now.
Mr. Kun asked Lu Wu: "Aren't you the only one left in Lu Wu's family?"
Lu Wu nodded: "Yes."
Poor thing.Mr. Kun decided to ask Mr. Jiuqing for the debt.When he walked to the bathroom, he saw the male god squatting on the ground to open the drain. The drain was a little blocked. When he tied the mop, there was water on the ground but it couldn't flow out of the drain.
Mr. Kun kindly reminded Xu Xiaobai: "Wipe your saliva, it has flowed down to your chin."
Xu Xiaobai looked at Mr. Kun who appeared suddenly, he let out a sigh, and hurriedly touched his chin, and then looked at his hands after touching.Yes, Mr. Kun is a liar!
Xu Xiaobai showed his hand to Mr. Kun: "It's obviously dry, my saliva hasn't flowed to my chin yet, it's only flowed to the corner of my mouth."
Mr. Kun rolled his eyes: "It's good that you know, it's really ugly."
Mr. Kun looked at Zhou Qingyan, who was squatting on the ground and digging out the drain with a wire, and really didn't understand why such a gentleman was worth drooling.
A man like Mr. Kun who doesn't understand masculinity, oh, of course he doesn't understand femininity, and a monster who only knows how to appreciate the beauty of food will not appreciate the current beauty of the male god.
Xu Xiaobai was about to scream in his heart, did you see that when the male god squatted down, he showed a beautiful waist, really, lean and beautiful, flexible and powerful, such a waist, such a waist will definitely create a waist to play with , just this waist is enough to watch for a year!Is this the legendary male dog waist?
Xu Xiaobai thought of all the legends about the male dog's waist, and his heart was filled with the excitement of wanting to try it.But soon this excitement subsided, getting into the scene too deeply, Xu Xiaobai felt his nosebleeds began to surge.
He hastily raised his head.
Mr. Kun washes his hands in the sink. He thinks the shape of the sink is good. It is square and looks better than his fish tank.After observing the sink, Mr. Kun said to Zhou Qingyan: "Sir, Lu Wu needs a pair of eyes. I owe him and you owe me."
Zhou Qingyan refused to admit it: "I don't owe you anything."
Mr. Kun never backed down: "You rummaged through my bag."
With Zhou Qingyan's strength, the drain in the bathroom finally opened, and the water accumulated in the bathroom flowed out from the drain.
Zhou Qingyan stood up and put the tools in his hands into the tool cabinet at the top of the bathroom.Xu Xiaobai saw that the male god raised his hand, and his waist was exposed again, he couldn't control himself anymore, all three words in his mind were the waist of a dog, the waist of a dog!These three words have magically occupied Xu Xiaobai's mind, as well as the images of the eighteen forbidden scenes that accompanies these three words.
Xu Xiaobai raised his head and pinched his nose: "I have to go to the bathroom."
Mr. Kun and Zhou Qingyan went to see Xu Xiaobai together, isn't this the restroom?
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