[Regiment] Pure Levi and pure Erwin

Chapter 5

After Levi's proposal, this supper ceremony full of Erwin's gratitude was scheduled to be held at the open-air Mala Tang stall at the intersection of the street where "Sexy" turned left and walked 100 meters.

The guy selling Mala Tang was sitting next to the cardboard sign written with black oil pastels, digging his nostrils, and then wiped his nose on the stool he was sitting on...Maybe he was guilty, he kept watching the people who were eating from the corner of his eye...and didn't notice The two of them chose a brightly lit Feng Shui treasure and sat down.The oil-smeared light bulb on the corner of the wall was suspended by a single wire, swaying in the wind.Two moths circled to its left and right.

Erwin asked for a normal amount of Malatang with more powder and less vegetables. To be honest, he doesn’t really like eating these harmful foods; Levi ordered a Malatang with more powder and less vegetables, and asked for extra He ordered two beef balls and a chicken fillet. Levi is a typical carnivore. For him, eating Malatang without meat is like going to the toilet without toilet paper-although the metaphor is a bit disgusting, it is surprisingly appropriate .

As if watching "Seto's Hanayori" at home, Levi watched Erwin take a bite out of the lotus root slice through the heavy water vapor, leaving a neat and beautiful shape. (As a cartoonist, Levi actually made up the scene of the piece of lotus root slice shyly shouting: "Squeeze the butterfly".) The too small disposable bamboo chopsticks look a little funny in his too big hand , Fortunately, Erwin himself didn't care very much.

"Ah, I didn't expect you to be a cartoonist, so it was your girlfriend who came to your house before? She is really a beauty." But the height is not very suitable, and it must be very hard to not reach the height when making love, right?Erwin knew very well that death must be death, so he tactfully held back the declarative interrogative sentence that was about to be blurted out later.

Levi took a sip of the fine powder, covered his mouth with his left hand and breathed hot air, eyes that were about to burst into tears sharply shot at Erwin, as if he was questioning something.For a moment, all the two of them could hear were the laughing and talking of the people around them and the sound of their own chewing.

"I didn't mean to spy on your life on purpose. It's just that I opened the door for her yesterday, so I went upstairs one step behind her and overheard your conversation." Erwin smiled innocently .It seems that the person who just huddled in front of the door and eavesdropped on the conversation was just an illusion, "I'm so sorry for being so rude."

"That dirty, smelly woman who speaks without thinking," Levi used his chopsticks to push the beef balls and chicken tenders aside on the fine powder that was higher than the soup noodles to cool, and picked up a chopstick of seaweed. "It is responsible for me The editor, how? Interested? If you can pay back the 2000 yuan she owes me first, I will help you arrange a meeting."

Erwin felt that he understood something, chuckled and shook his head, for now, his interest in Levi was obviously higher than that of Miss Editor.Erwin thought he was considerate and put the pig's blood in the bowl into Levi's bowl.

Levi, who was eating happily, was taken aback for a moment, then turned his back and vomited out the food in his mouth, wrapped it in paper and threw it into the trash can, as if he was holding back his laughter.

"What's the matter?" Erwin took the opportunity to move the stool forward, trying to shorten the distance between the two.The plastic chair, which was already hard to bear, rubbed against the rough concrete floor, making harsh noises.

"Have you heard that joke?" Levi hesitated to pick up the pig's blood that the new immigrant put into his bowl, and put it down again, "The one of the high school couple."

When Levi said this, Erwin immediately put on an expression of wanting to hear, "I would like to hear more about it."

"Once upon a time, there was a couple of high school students. The girl was a top student and the boy was a scumbag. In order to help the boy with his homework, the girl often went out to eat Malatang with the boy. The boy worried that the girl would not be full, so he always put his own food in between. Put it into the girl's bowl." Levi picked up a cold almost beef ball and threw it into his mouth, enjoying the feeling of the soup splashing and flowing in his mouth the moment he bit the meat ball, he chewed it a few times quickly Swallowing it down, "The ending is that the boy passed the key university, and the girl... guess what happened to the girl?"

"Well, being made into spicy soup by a boy and eaten?" Erwin didn't mind his little dark psychology being noticed by the other party at all.If possible, he also wanted to "eat" Levi whole.

"Aha, I think your answer is more interesting." Levi took another beef ball and brought it to Erwin's lips, watching him swallow it with an ambiguous expression, and then said: "Later, girls have to Died of esophageal cancer."

Unmoved, Erwin opened and closed his upper and lower teeth slowly, crushing and swallowing the food into the digestive system. He sighed, "It's such a sad story."

Levi didn't eat any more, but just stared at the chicken fillet—the only remaining meat for a moment.He stood up, yawned and said:

"It's almost 3:00, you don't want to go back, just drop by." When we arrive, we will decide on your home or my home.

Erwin felt that his legs were a little numb, but in order to save his face, he stood up vigorously and said to Levi:

"No, there's still something to do in the store, you can go first." For those who don't have feelings for you, if you want to develop in the direction of hot friends in the future, you must not get along for too long. gain something.

Two people, one thinks things too simply, and the other thinks things too complicated; one has no patience for the layout, and the other is keen on foreplay... Therefore, if the two of them miss one time, they can develop into two people quickly. Opportunities for fire pack buddies.

The two turned around and walked away, one step, two steps, three steps...

"Be careful on the road."

Different tones, different voices, but they all turned around at the fourth step.

"Forget it." Erwin lowered his head and chuckled,

"Remember to make a call, you can call me if you need anything."