[Regiment] Pure Levi and pure Erwin

Chapter 1

Levi's never been a particularly rich guy - he's just a cheapskate who draws comics for a living.

Thinking that when he just graduated from high school and successfully admitted to a well-known domestic academy of fine arts, he once looked forward to college life with great hope-but it turns out that after a person has been suppressed for too long, once he is free of restraints, he tends to develop in strange directions...

"University is a place where scumbags come out", "there are many more wonderful things in the art department than there are stars in the Milky Way", the ancients did not deceive me.

It's a pity that Levi was still very young back then, and didn't understand these bloody and tearful truths.So when Levi from the animation department wanted to change his introverted [violent] and [cruel] character to make friends with other people, he met Hanji Zoe from the Visual Communication Department who offered to sit with him in the cafeteria ... And because of this, Levi never thought of making friends in the four years of college, and his image became more and more murderous.He once regretted his slight nod at the beginning, but every time he saw Han Ji calling his name and waving at him with an enthusiastic and vigorous smile on his face, he felt—it wasn’t that bad.

In the end, although Levi didn't become a scumbag, he was forced to become a pure lover under Hanji's gender truth.Moreover, after graduation, under the coercion and lure of Han Ji, he joined the magazine "Ignorance and First Love" edited by him as a cartoonist for the special issue.

Han Ji's explanation for "Ignorance and First Love" is: In those shining youthful years!How many men and women will carry their first love to the end in the school doctor's office or student dormitory or in the small back of the school with ignorant hearts~

Levi took the very impure magazine and retorted: Is it to carry through the first night to the end?

For Levi, who has never been in love, ignorance is the school girl he saw before wearing a top as a skirt and revealing lace panties and bare thighs; it is the moment when he sees those strong men in open-chested clothes on the street .And the first love was the first time I gave up on Liangshui and chose my right hand to kill [-] million offspring...

Levi's current monthly income is about 8000, which is really not a big deal in a city with a saturated population.Especially for the soaring housing prices, Levi, who is basically a salaryman, would rather sleep in the library-fortunately, he can still rent a house to live in.

But just yesterday, his landlord called to inform him that this area was going to be demolished.The landlord does not want to be a nail household, and has already collected the compensation. As long as he moves out to let others start construction, he is willing to refund the remaining rent to him.So now Levi has re-rented a 50-square-meter apartment, and paid off the rent for one year first, and is driving his hot red Buick to the new house against the scorching heat of summer.

But when Levi arrived at the "tidy and bustling" street that the woman in the housing agency had sworn to promise, looking up at his "good quality and cheap" residence, he couldn't help curling his lips and scolding his mother.Then he quickly took out the phone from his trouser pocket and called the number of the new landlord.Levi, who was in an extremely upset mood, wanted to drag out all the eleven characters one by one to beat him up.

"Hey, which one?"

There was a fat voice, probably because the mask was being applied, so it seemed a little muffled.

"Hey, refund the money."

"Oh...it's Nong~ What's the matter, the house should be fine!"

Levi took out a cigarette and lit it, he took a deep breath, "Damn it, is it okay to arrange me to cry in the chicken coop?! Piggy!"

I saw that this sunny street was not only dirty, but also full of small advertisements or women's underwear and panties falling from nowhere.There were several standing on the corner of the street, smoking a cheap cigarette in turn, a woman in ripped black stockings and a fake leather miniskirt, with hair permed like a low-quality fur, was staring at this place, with a look like if he If you don't get out of the car, you will forcibly come up to snatch people.An unbearable non-mainstream wind blows head-on, bitterly interpreting "the limelight is like a knife, and the face is like a cut".At the corner of the street, there is a group of very rouge men wearing white leather shoes sitting at a small round table, applying nail polish, with a pair of thick hands deliberately showing stiff orchid fingers...

Levi feels like he's going blind.

"Ouch~ The young man is so angry. I didn't ask if it was a chicken coop at the beginning. Besides, it was signed in the contract that it would not be returned or exchanged, right?"

Levi opens the car window and blows out the dying cigarette.The cigarette butt that was once a good cigarette fell to the ground and was soaked into black gray in the stagnant water.

"Nong gave Ala 1000 yuan per month, right? My house is 50 square meters and has a bathroom and a balcony, which is not bad. At this price, you can't even rent a house in the corner of Yaoni? That house ..."

Levi turned off the phone neatly, quickly drove the trunk, took out the luggage, rushed into the corridor and closed the rusty iron door that didn't look very strong before the group of men and women could react.

Levi gasped, and slowly climbed up the stairs, the big and small bags on his body.When he was about to step on the last step on the fifth floor, the door on the right of the fifth floor opened.When a tall, handsome and effeminate blond man in a knitted sweater came out of it, Levi paused for a moment, and then regretted that the burly man didn't wear an open top.

Erwin had never seen this small black-haired man before, and he only thought that he couldn't hold on to the sea under the pressure of life.As he turned around in his mind, his small abacus was clattering, but his face remained calm, and he took a step back in a graceful manner to signal for the other party to pass first.

It just so happened that Levi was not a polite person, he was extremely noble and glamorous, he nodded slightly and then climbed up with a wheeze.

Erwin touched his nose with a smile, turned and went downstairs.

After reaching the sixth floor, Levi kicked open the old wooden door.Suddenly, a gust of hot air rushed towards his face, carrying a large number of carcasses of mites baked to death by the sun, and he sneezed uncontrollably.Afterwards, Levi glanced at the "beautiful scenery" in the room, his face changed drastically, and he mustered up the courage to move his luggage in and put it behind the relatively clean door.Levi first picked up his phone and took a close-up of the panoramic view of the living room. He also didn't forget to open the window that was not covered by curtains and was covered with a thick layer of dust cobwebs, and clicked on the street below.He directly posted the picture on Weibo, with a brief description of the "new residence".

Every time you step in the room, you can almost hear the sound of "creaking and creaking", and Levi feels that half of his feet are almost gone in the dust.He went into the bedroom, where a broken board was thrown, and on the board was a bed of dirty cotton wadding, with bloodstains from a woman's menstrual period still on the cotton wadding.He frowned and retreated to the bathroom, intending to open the door and vomit.It's a pity that the sky didn't go as planned, and the bathroom was filthy. In the trash can, the paper balls stained with familiar menstruation were clinging to each other.The squatting toilet is soaked with human feces that have been digested and discarded in unknown years and months.The feces were loosened by the blisters, and the water was stained thick yellow by the feces...

Levi's vomit was provoked back.His complexion changed several times, and finally turned into a withered yellow like a leek.

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