Porridge and side dishes [farming]

Chapter 21

Li Ji was like this, he didn't know what he was thinking, but he drank a lot of wine like this.

Er Gouzi's eyes are getting brighter and brighter, Li Ji thought, what happened that day has little to do with his being drunk, this time he got drunk according to Er Gouzi's wish, and then it seems wrong to lecture Er Gouzi , Drinking alcohol is not for him.

With this in mind, Li Ji drank very happily.

But as he drank more and more wine, Li Ji thought about more and more things.Why does Er Gouzi think so much about him?It's not because Er Gouzi only knows him.

Er Gouzi relies on Li Ji, and is extremely anti-foreign.Although Li Ji was around, Er Gouzi would not be hostile to people who came to the house, but he never took the initiative to talk to others, and he would ignore nine out of ten sentences he said to him.

After such a careful calculation, in fact, the only person Er Gouzi knows is Li Ji.

Er Gouzi is eighteen this year, and everyone of the same age in the village is now a father. It is only natural that Chunxin Mengdeng had those misunderstandings. That's why I put this kind of thought on Li Ji.

Although it is outrageous to harass his fourth uncle, it is understandable.

The more he thought about it, the more pitiful Li Ji looked at Er Gouzi. Seeing how pitiful this kid was, no one told him about such absurd mistakes and let him go all the way to the dark.

"Er Gouzi, it's time for you to marry a wife." Li Ji sighed, "But you must remember, don't use alcohol to take advantage of your daughter-in-law."

Hearing this, Er Gouzi stopped holding the wine jar, put down the wine jar, and said word by word: "You promised me, there are only two of us."

Li Ji: "When?"

Er Gouzi: "On Chinese New Year's Day, you promised me to eat with you for the rest of my life. I don't want a wife, you are my wife."

Li Ji: "I am a man."

Er Gouzi: "Why can't it be a man."

Li Ji: "Because I can't have a baby."

Er Gouzi: "Why do you want to have a baby?"

Li Ji: "Because... why are these words so familiar?"

Li Ji was stunned for a moment, and then looked frustrated: "Forget it, I won't talk about the truth, I have heard that rich people like men's buttocks, but that is only when there are wives, concubines, children and daughters at home. , not to mention that I am your fourth uncle. And I'm afraid you don't even have a concept of what a daughter-in-law is."

Er Gouzi's body was a little stiff, and he struggled a little before he said, "I will give birth. If you want a child, I will give birth. I will not marry a wife."

Li Ji didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You are also a man, what are you doing with it?"

"I'm a man?" Er Gouzi had doubts on his face, "Why am I a man?"

Li Ji: "Because you have roots for descendants."

Er Gouzi: "What is the root of descendants?"

Li Ji: "You pee on that thing."

"You're called a man because of this?" Er Gouzi stretched out his hand to his lower body, not knowing how obscene this action was.

"Some are men, but women don't." Li Ji pressed his head, only to realize that this stupid man doesn't even know the difference between men and women.

Er Gouzi tilted his head and thought for a while, but he didn't know what he remembered, and smiled very innocently: "Then you are a man, so you have it? If you don't, you are a woman, and you can give me a baby."

Seeing Er Gouzi crawling this way, Li Ji had a bad feeling and went back.

"What are you doing?"

Er Gouzi had a look of reason: "I want to see."

"Look at what."

"The roots of your descendants."

Li Ji retreated to the wall of fire and was baked by the wall of fire behind him. His head was covered with sweat, he held the rope tied around his waist, frowned and said, "Is there anything to see, you don't have it yourself."

"If you don't, you can be my wife."

Er Gouzi is obviously very obsessed with the word "daughter-in-law", so he can't help but pull Li Ji over. Li Ji's strength is no match for Er Gouzi. He struggled with both hands and was caught by Er Gouzi, his belt was untied, and he separated from the outside The gown grabs the trousers and pulls them down.

"Er Gouzi, don't mess around, I'm your fourth uncle!" Li Ji was dizzy after drinking, and his hand to stop him seemed weak.

But Er Gouzi was very stubborn. He took off his trousers and took off his fur trousers. Looking at Li Ji's lively face, his face turned pale.

"You really have."

The corners of Li Ji's lips twitched, what's the matter?Er Gouzi, what expression is this?This expression seemed to be the one who was molested.

"Did you read it? Did you reply this letter?"

Li Ji broke free from Er Gouzi's hand and put on his pants.When Li Ji was a child, because of his seniority and his father’s illness, he was always busy inside and outside the house, so he almost never went out to play with the children in the village, but when he was working, he would see a group of kids running by the door of the house, and when they were fighting, he would Some mischievously picked up the pants of other children, and some of them fell off when the belt was loosened when they were running, and then fell down because of the pants.

In fact, Li Ji was envious at that time, because other children had friends to play with, but he could only stay at home.

Now that he has grown up, someone finally stripped his pants, but not for fun, but to see if he is a man or a woman.

Even if these two dogs are fools, they can always tell the difference between men and women.

Li Ji's face was so hot from the alcohol, he tied his belt and went back to the dining table, deliberately staying away from Er Gouzi: "Okay, you know everything you want to know, then stop making trouble, eat well, Go to bed after eating."

Er Gouzi recovered from the blow and dawdled to the dining table. The chopsticks were loose and he seemed to have no appetite at all.

It is rare that Er Gouzi has no appetite.Li Ji also didn't know how to eat, and the more he ate, the more drunk he got, and he couldn't hold the chopsticks steadily because of his dizziness.

The strength of the wine came up, and he became more and more drunk.While eating this meal, Li Ji began to mutter: "Actually, you really asked. From as long as I can remember, I have heard that the boy is good, the son is good, and the son will carry on the family and inherit the incense. In fact, listen to this I didn't even know what it meant when I said it, and I took it for granted that this was the meaning of my life."

Li Ji vaguely remembered that when a family in the village gave birth to a boy, they would always carry it around to show off. When there were too many people, they would open the swaddling clothes to show the big guys the roots of their children and grandchildren. Rely on this thing to inherit the incense.

"But when I heard you say that, I really thought, what's the point? Passing on the family line? Shit, the family is so poor, and they have a child to eat shit together?" Li Jiping is a very gentle person, that is, when he is drunk. To say such foul language.

Er Gouzi's eyes sparkled when he heard this, and he asked eagerly, "Then if we don't have children, can we be together?"

Li Ji's head sank, and he didn't realize what he meant after listening to this for a while, his eyes were a little confused: "It stands to reason that men shouldn't be together, it's against Chang Lun. But which bastard Chang Lun said it? Why? ? Why do you have to marry a daughter-in-law?"

Li Ji's voice became smaller and smaller, and he looked drowsy.Er Gouzi took the opportunity to approach, reached out and hugged Li Ji's shoulder, and said softly: "No one says men can't be with men, at least I only heard you say it."

"How many people have you met?" Li Ji breathed heavily and leaned against Er Gouzi.

Er Gouzi lowered his head and saw Li Ji's flushed face and wine-soaked lips.The lingering lingering that could not be continued on the night of New Year's Eve rolled in his mind, Er Gouzi swallowed, he is not a person who suppresses his nature, seeing that Li Ji was going to sleep, he lowered his head and kissed him.

Li Ji's head was dizzy, and the numbness of his lips felt good.He was already drunk, and everything became natural, and let the two dogs be rude in a daze, forgetting everything about the three principles and five constant principles.

As an orphan, Li Ji couldn't understand why he couldn't be with men. Er Gouzi even had a vague concept of gender.

The two rolled together unknowingly, Er Gouzi reached into Li Ji's clothes and stroked his skin, remembering what he did on the night of New Year's Eve when he smelled Li Ji's smell in Li Ji's bed .

Once, Er Gouzi, who knows the taste of marrow, hasn't slept well for the past few days. When he closed his eyes, he felt comfortable that day, but he remembered that Li Ji would not fold the quilt when he smelled him. He was afraid that he would hate him, so he never slept again. Do.

Now that Li Ji is drunk, is that all right?

With a tentative mood, Er Gouzi took off Li Ji's pants again, and reached out to grab them. He was very comfortable that day, and Li Ji would definitely like it.

Li Ji gasped and groaned unconsciously, making the night even hotter.

Of the two, one is drunk and the other is innocent.On the third day of the Lunar New Year, I forgot all the constraints and rolled together.

When Li Ji woke up in the morning, he sneezed violently and woke up from the cold.

Li Ji opened his eyes and touched his body, wondering why he was not covered with a quilt, trembling, he stretched out his hand to touch the quilt, but touched the waist of the person next to him.

Li Ji paused, turned around, and met a sleeping defenseless face.

Li Ji paused and sat up suddenly, the two were too close, skin to skin and naked.

Li Ji's face turned red, the kang was cold, there was no quilt, only the clothes that had been thrown away casually, Li Ji grabbed a piece of clothing and put it on his body, his mind was muddled, and he stared in a daze.

What's wrong?What's wrong?Why did he and Er Gouzi lie naked on the kang without a quilt?

Li Ji tightened his clothes and sneezed again.

Feeling dizzy and uncomfortable, Li Ji rubbed his nose, his nose was blocked, and he couldn't breathe at all. Thinking about his own condition, Li Ji guessed that he had a cold.

The sound of Li Ji sneezing woke up Er Gouzi, Er Gouzi opened his eyes and saw Li Ji, and immediately smiled.

Seeing his silly look, Li Ji wanted to give him two slaps.

"What happened last night." Li Ji spoke with a nasal tone.

Er Gouzi was refreshed and answered every question: "Let's sleep together."

"Nonsense, I'm asking what did you do to me?"

"Done."

Li Ji really wanted to ask him how he knew these two words.

"What did you do!"

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