Porridge and side dishes [farming]

Chapter 16 Sexual Enlightenment

"Okay, it's not me, it's Ergouzi." He picked up the bowl and blew on the hot air and took a sip of hot water, "Last night, Ergouzi's descendants stood up, I don't know what happened, I was so anxious, I have a thin skin and said no I understand, I just came here to ask you for help."

Er Gouzi grew up in the mountains. Although it is true, he has no mother and no father to teach him. What can he understand?

Hearing what Li Ji said, Li Shuisheng was quite disappointed, and joked: "Well, what a big deal, I'm on it. I said Xiao Ji, if you don't understand anything, come and teach you."

Li Ji's face was hot, and he smiled dryly: "It's also fortunate that I'm not a big girl. If a big girl, your daughter-in-law might tear your mouth apart. Come on, Er Gouzi is my junior who is raised in my house." Li Ji fumbled in his pocket. Offer a few copper coins, "You take these, you can't let you work for nothing, buy some wine with this money."

Li Shuisheng's eyes lit up when he saw the copper plates, and then he lay back and pushed the copper plates back: "Okay, what do you think of me? Am I the kind of person who cares about money? Not to mention the big things, Er Gouzi has suffered a lot in the mountains, as an elder, I can teach a few things and talk about it without getting tired, so you can take it back."

What Li Shuisheng looked at was not these few copper coins, but Er Gouzi's own value. Er Gouzi was good at hunting and had strength in his arms. He might become a wealthy master in the future, so how could he really be greedy for such a little thing.

But Li Ji didn't pick it up, but stood up: "Don't be polite to me, you also know that my family made a small fortune, and there is no shortage of money, so I'll go back first, and you can go there when you have time. In addition, when you go to teach, you should also pay attention to it, don't say the dirty words that the old men in the village usually make jokes, Er Gouzi is clean, you can't tell if it's a joke or not."

When the old men in the village are chatting and chatting together, they are so wretched. No matter which big girl has a buttocks and which young daughter-in-law has a big chest, wretchedness is wretched, and it is indeed disgusting, but no one really cares about it. I did, but this kind of crooked joke can't let Er Gouzi listen to it.

"I don't understand this point of propriety." Li Shuisheng scolded with a smile, "Aren't you a little bastard? You tell your brother me, you know everything."

How could Li Ji tell him those things, and he left after talking.

As soon as she went out, she saw Shuisheng's daughter-in-law talking and laughing with Li Qiaoer. Li Qiaoer didn't know what she heard, she covered her mouth and smiled with a blushing face.The person itself is pretty, and this appearance is even more vivid against the backdrop of the white snow.

It's no wonder that Li Shuisheng looks like that. Li Qiaoer is still popular with young men in the village. Although the old man and mother-in-law are interested in money, Li Qiaoer is really good-looking and virtuous.

Thinking of it this way, Li Ji felt even more blocked, he smiled and said hello and went home.

Er Gouzi was still waiting for him at home, and when he saw Li Ji, he smiled at him, making no effort to hide his happiness after seeing Li Ji.Er Gouzi has a clean mind and is more pure. He will not hide his emotions at all, and he has never been stingy with all his performances.

Some people might say that Er Gouzi is a half-fool, but in Li Ji's heart, such a person is the most perfect, everything is undisguised, there is no misunderstanding to be found when living together, and life is so comfortable.

If other people also find out that Er Gouzi is good, Li Ji doesn't know how long he can cover Er Gouzi.

When Er Gouzi was feeding the chickens, he would always look up the mountain. Li Ji noticed it, but pretended he didn't see it.

Er Gouzi is very sensitive to everything about Li Ji, the longer he spends with Li Ji, the less he wants to see Li Ji unhappy, even if it goes against his nature.

Er Gouzi could hold back his mouth, but he couldn't help looking at Li Ji with a pair of pitiful eyes.

Li Ji could feel Er Gouzi's pitiful appearance anytime and anywhere, but he still had a face that put the overall situation first and refused to speak out, he couldn't laugh or cry.

Or Li Jixian couldn't help but ask him: "Want to go up the mountain again?"

Er Gouzi nodded, his eyes sparkled, and he didn't say anything, but the feeling of running up the mountain was ready to come out.

"It's only been a few days since I came back." Li Ji only felt a pain in his head. He couldn't stop Er Gouzi from going up the mountain all the time, but he was always worried about something going wrong.

"I... want to go." Er Gouzi couldn't stop his obsession with the mountains, and he couldn't lie to Li Ji either.

"It has been snowing heavily for the past two days, and the road on the mountain is difficult to walk. It happens that it is windy these two days. Let's wait for two more days until the snow is solid before going up the mountain. At least it will be easier to walk." Just be as safe as possible.

Er Gouzi nodded.

"Cough, and besides... your Uncle Shuisheng will come over these two days, you can ask him if you don't understand anything." Li Ji glanced at Er Gouzi's waist inadvertently, feeling a little embarrassed.

Er Gouzi didn't understand what Li Ji meant, so he asked ignorantly, "What's the matter?"

How could Li Ji say so?If he is ashamed, he will not ask outsiders for help: "Forget it, when the time comes, I will tell you myself, are you hungry for meat? We still have meat at home, kill another chicken, and have a good meal."

Hearing about eating meat, especially live-killed meat, Li Ergou was so happy that he went to pick a fat rooster and slaughter it.

The next morning Li Ji was sweeping the snow in the yard, and saw Li Shuisheng coming with a smile on his face. Li Ji thought of begging him, his face was a little hot, he welcomed him in with a smile, and made him tea.

The fragrance of tea was overflowing, Li Shuisheng sniffed hard, and said with a smile: "Yo, after all, I got rich, this tea is really fragrant."

Li Ji has a need for others, so he naturally greets them with a smile: "Brother, if you like to pack some food when you leave, Er Gouzi and I both like it. Last time I went to the city and bought a lot."

Only then did Li Shuisheng take a sip from the rough pottery bowl, squinting his eyes to enjoy it: "After all, he is a rich man, he really knows how to enjoy it."

Er Gouzi had no impression of Li Shuisheng, seeing Li Ji being so polite to him, he stood beside him without saying a word.

Li Shuisheng drank half a bowl of tea before thinking of Er Gouzi, and hurriedly beckoned over: "Er Gouzi, come here, uncle will teach you something nice."

Li Ji was embarrassed, shrank his neck, and went out directly with an excuse.

Li Ji is also sixteen this year, and he is a young man. If it is normal, if someone is willing to teach, he must come up and listen more.As a man, he is not afraid of knowing a lot about such things, but what he is afraid of is that he will be embarrassed when he marries a wife in the bridal chamber.

But when he thought about listening with Er Gouzi, Li Ji felt uncomfortable, and he couldn't explain why he had such a thought. In winter, Li Ji was full of stuffiness and didn't know how to vent it, so he wandered all the way to the entrance of the village.

Using his sleeve to sweep away the snow from the big rock at the entrance of the village, Li Ji raised one leg and sat on it, staring at the snow-white mountain in a daze.

That's where Er Gouzi lived for ten years, and it's also the place where Er Gouzi never forgets.

"What's so good about this mountain? Jackals, tigers, and leopards can eat people, and they can't grow fields." Li Ji put his hands and legs on the rocks, bent his back and tilted his head, thinking about this difficult problem that he couldn't figure out. .

After sitting for a quarter of an hour, no amount of heat was taken away by the ice stones.Li Ji watched Xiaoxue falling down again profusely, stood up and shook the snow, and only realized that he was cold with a shudder.

So don't be too preoccupied with thinking about things, fortunately, you have reacted.

Walking back dangling, I just saw Li Qiaoer walking towards his house.

"What's wrong?" Li Ji asked.

"Fourth Uncle, what's the matter, the family meal is ready, mother asked me to come over and call Dad." Li Qiaoer replied with a smile.

Li Ji looked at the sky, it was still in the morning: "When are we going to have dinner?"

Li Qiaoer responded after a while and said: "How can there be three meals in winter, our family has two meals."

If you don’t work in winter, you won’t be hungry easily, so the village basically eats two meals in the winter. First, it saves food, and second, when it’s snowy and cold, they like to heat the kang and lie down on the kang for a day. It's called enjoyment, who is willing to be tired to cook?

Li Ji was taken aback for a moment, and forgot about this. In fact, Li Ji liked to watch Er Gouzi eat three meals at home. In addition, Er Gouzi's habit could not be changed once it was developed, just like going up a mountain. He was used to three meals a day, and when it was time for the meal, Li Ji was too lazy to cook, so he went to the kitchen to cook the meal himself.

Li Ji shook his cuffs and went back with Li Qiaoer.

Li Ji originally thought that Er Gouzi was still "studying" at this time, but he never thought that Er Gouzi had just come out of the chicken house as soon as he entered the courtyard.Holding two eggs in his hand, he started laughing as soon as he saw Li Ji, without making a sound, even though his teeth were clenched, he didn't know what he was looking for.

"Where's your Uncle Shuisheng?"

"Drinking tea." Er Gouzi approached Li Ji holding the egg, "The egg was laid early today, I heard the rooster crowing, it really is."

Generally, chickens lay eggs at noon or afternoon, and not many eggs are laid in the morning.

Li Ji stretched out his hand to touch it, but it was still warm. The eggs cool down quickly in this winter, and they are still warm, obviously they have just been laid.

Eggs are easy to freeze and crack this winter, so you have to listen to the sound at any time. If you are half an hour late, the eggs will freeze.

"Okay, let's eat steamed egg custard tonight."

Entering the room, Li Shuisheng was still drinking tea, his belly was two times bigger, and when he saw Li Ji smiling and talking, he had a watery sound.

"Come back, Er Gouzi is actually very smart, you can understand it in a few words, thanks to you for inviting me here so seriously."

Li Ji just smiled and didn't speak, Li Qiaoer didn't understand what they were talking about, but just asked Li Shuisheng to go back to eat, after Li Shuisheng left, Li Ji picked up Li Shuisheng's tea bowl and looked at it, basically he couldn't see the color of tea. Kung fu is to drink a few water.

Li Ji didn't have the nerve to ask Er Gouzi what he had learned, so he searched for melon seeds and put them on the kang table to pass the time.

Near noon, Er Gouzi started to cook, and Li Ji was too embarrassed to eat ready-made ones. Er Gouzi stewed rice, so he made spicy cabbage stewed potatoes, and replaced the tea that Li Shuisheng drank that could not make tea. New tea leaves, sitting cross-legged on the kang and looking at the table with food and vegetables, these little days are so nourishing.