On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Chapter 48 The first kind of self-cultivation

Jiang Haiyan silently watched the little hamster's round butt stuck outside the crack of the sofa, and saw the two short legs on the back of the little hamster kicking around, as if trying to get under the sofa, but the figure was too round, although Squeeze half of it in but not the other half, just stuck gorgeously.

Seeing the little hamster struggling desperately, he tried hard to hold back the urge to gloat and laugh out loud, squatted down quickly, and carefully pulled the little hamster out from under the sofa.

The hamster spirit lay listlessly on Jiang Haiyan's palm, and Heidou's small eyes were full of lovelessness.

Jiang Haiyan cleared his throat and tried to comfort his hamster spirit: "Ahem, it's normal to gain weight. If you lose weight later, you shouldn't get stuck when you go under the sofa."

The hamster spirit glanced at Jiang Haiyan faintly, and the emotion in his eyes was obvious: Is there anyone who comforts people like you?

Jiang Haiyan rubbed Hamster Jing's belly: "And you're not fat, really, it feels good to the touch now, if you're a little thinner, it's not easy to touch, it's not because you are fat, it's because the seam of the sofa is too small."

The hamster spirit turned around silently, facing Jiang Haiyan with his butt.

Jiang Haiyan chuckled and poked the hamster spirit's ass.

The hamster moved his butt to the side, but soon, Jiang Haiyan followed up with his fingers and continued to poke, so the hamster moved again, and Jiang Haiyan poked again...the two vividly interpreted "You can't escape no matter what" the palm of my hand."

In the end, the hamster spirit finally became angry from embarrassment. As soon as he turned over, he was about to jump off Jiang Haiyan's hand, but Jiang Haiyan quickly held it down, and at the same time was held down by a finger on his stomach.

Jiang Haiyan pressed Hamster Jing's stomach with his index finger, so that Hamster Jing couldn't turn over, and could only kick his short legs weakly, feeling very wronged and at a loss.

He smiled evilly, poked the balls under the hamster's stomach lightly with his fingers, and said solemnly: "I checked the Internet before, and it is said that many male hamsters have big balls, especially bears. The ball can mop the floor when you are sleeping, and the ball can be used as a pillow when you sleep, so is your ball a little small? Shall I take you to the veterinarian or something? If you are sick, treat it early.

The hamster spirit froze for a few seconds, then covered his face with his paws in shame and indignation.

Jiang Haiyan touched twice more viciously before releasing the fingers holding the hamster's stomach, and the hamster immediately turned over and jumped off Jiang Haiyan's hand, but he learned the lesson from last time and didn't go under the sofa again , but got under the bed with a relatively large gap, and soon disappeared.

"...Are you really angry?"

Jiang Haiyan waited for a while, seeing that the hamster spirit hadn't shown up, he couldn't help shouting under the bed.

There was silence under the bed.

"Okay, I was wrong," Jiang Haiyan said that he is a good boy who knows his mistakes and corrects them, "I shouldn't laugh at your small balls, your balls are not small at all, they are giant eggs!"

There was still silence under the bed.

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his nose: "Uh... Maybe it will continue to grow up, don't be discouraged, don't be discouraged, everything is possible."

There was still silence under the bed.

Jiang Haiyan could only shrug his shoulders helplessly: "Calm down on your own, I'm leaving first... I'm really leaving." My little hamster is too arrogant, and he is very helpless as the master.

After finishing speaking, he bent down to pick up the bath towel that fell on the floor, threw it on the sofa beside him, and then turned and left Shen Heqing's room. When he left, he helped Shen Heqing close the door .

After the door of the room was closed, a round, snow-white hamster came out from under the bed.

A certain hamster spirit didn't rush to transform into a human form, but lowered its head and silently studied a certain place.

Studying and studying, he couldn't help but fell into deep thought——

... Could it be that his balls are really small?

When Jiang Haiyan returned to his room with Qin Nianxiao, Qin Nianxiao was watching TV.

He glanced at the TV screen and found that Qin Nianxiao was watching a music program. A boy about seventeen or eighteen years old was sitting in front of a piano and playing the piano. The ten fingers are jumping on the keys, which is a bit like a beautiful boy on the piano.

"As expected of a five-star hotel, even the TVs are high-definition, luxurious and large-sized." Seeing Jiang Haiyan came back, Qin Nian smiled dryly, as if he wanted to explain something, "I have never seen such a TV in my life. It’s a big TV, so I just wanted to see what it’s like to have such a big TV.”

Jiang Haiyan nodded: "It's really big, and the pores on the face can be seen clearly."

Qin Nian rubbed his nose with a smile, and after a while, he said softly: "This is Zheng Yijia, the younger brother of Zheng Youqian, he is known as the youngest pianist genius, this year... me too, people too, everyone can hold a piano The concert tour is on, what am I doing?"

Jiang Haiyan patted Qin Nianxiao on the shoulder, and comforted him: "When you become famous later, you will also hold a global dinner tour, and the audience will definitely be much more than him."

Qin Nian smiled: "..."

Jiang Haiyan stared at the young man who was playing the piano on the TV screen for a while, but couldn't find any other reason to praise Qin Nian for laughing, so he could only politely say: "Your eyes are bigger than his, and, uh... The mouth is bigger than him, too."

Qin Nian smiled and said sullenly: "How can I compare with him? We are one in the sky and the other in the earth, we are not from the same world at all."

He sighed, picked up the remote and turned off the TV, climbed out of bed and went into the bathroom.

After Jiang Haiyan watched Qin Nianxiao leave, he took out his mobile phone and looked up Zheng Yijia's information. He was stunned by the life history of this only kid. Why did he start learning piano at the age of three and hold the piano at the age of six? Solo concerts, released her first solo piano album at the age of nine, and won an award for an internationally renowned pianist at the age of 12... It is simply a life that has been open all the way, a winner in every sense of life.

No wonder Qin Nianxiao couldn't hold his head up in front of the two Zheng brothers. Even if he can successfully sign a contract to debut as an artist by participating in the Super Invincible Big Eater Competition, in their eyes, he is probably nothing more than a sensationalist, let alone pass the Super Invincible Big Eating King competition. It is so difficult for the Invincible Big Eater to debut, and there are so many people who want to become a professional Big Eater or sign a contract to debut, but not many succeed. Qin Nianxiao is just taking a gamble now.

Jiang Haiyan sighed, and was about to put down his phone, but at this moment, his phone rang suddenly. Could it be that his little hamster couldn't stand the loneliness and called the owner?

Jiang Haiyan was a little excited just now, but when he took a closer look, he found that the caller was not Shen Heqing, but his former big benefactor. He sighed in disappointment, but still picked up the phone.

"Master! I watched your match today! Congratulations on reaching the final!"

Jiang Haiyan hummed lightly: "What's the matter? What's the matter?"

"Hey, master, you are indeed a master. I guessed so quickly that I must have come to you for something." Xiao Xianyou smiled, "I haven't thanked you well for what happened last time. If there is no master , that matter will definitely not be resolved satisfactorily.”

"Actually, I didn't do much, but if you hadn't met me, the matter would not be so easy to solve." Jiang Haiyan was very upright. If the evil ghost didn't instinctively feel that he was not easy to mess with, it would probably continue to pester him some.

"That's right! It's all thanks to you, Master! So Master..." Xiao Xianyou's tone suddenly changed, like a dog leg in a TV series, "Master! You must help me this time!"

Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows: "What happened to you this time?"

"Master, I encountered a ghost again..."

"Why did you meet a ghost again? You're not in good shape, young man."

"I don't know why I'm so unlucky! I always provoke ghosts! Master, do you think there is something wrong with my fate? Would you like to do the math for me? I'll give you my horoscope..." Xiao Xianyou's tone Very depressed.

Jiang Haiyan is not a real master, how could he tell fortunes for others, he smiled, pretending to be inscrutable and said: "The secret must not be revealed, just tell me what happened to you."

"Master, the thing is like this..."

The reason why Xiao Xianyou called Jiang Haiyan in a hurry was because since he returned to the crew, he found that some strange things often happened in the crew, such as the dressing room was often shut down when no one was there. Some props used for filming were often damaged for no reason, and some actors’ personal belongings also disappeared inexplicably. Rumors spread all over the crew and people panicked, but because of the pressure from above, these rumors have not been spread.

"Originally, these are nothing. If the props are broken, you can change them, and if you lose them, you can buy them again. However, the situation seems to be getting more and more serious in the past two days. That's right, the actor fell from mid-air, fortunately it was nothing serious, just a broken bone." Xiao Xianyou sighed, "Although the production team announced that it was an accident, it is estimated that the rumors cannot be suppressed."

Jiang Haiyan touched his chin: "Oh?"

Xiao Xianyou was very nervous: "Master, do you think the ghost is coming at me again this time? That stuntman is my substitute. I used to go into battle by myself and rarely used a substitute. Today is because I am not healthy. I felt comfortable and had diarrhea, so I temporarily replaced the stuntman... Did he save me from disaster?"

Jiang Haiyan pondered for a moment: "I'll go and have a look for you in a few days."

"In a few days? Why in a few days?" Xiao Xianyou's tone was very disturbed, "Isn't today... or tomorrow?"

Jiang Haiyan said in a deep tone: "It seems that this time is a bit strong, I have to prepare well, and I will be safe if I am prepared, you know." How can he be free these days!He has to study hard to prepare for the exam!

Xiao Xianyou immediately hummed heavily: "I understand! Master, go prepare! I will try my best to be more careful in the next few days!"

He paused, and added shortly: "Master, hurry up and prepare... I'm afraid I won't last until then..."

Jiang Haiyan repeatedly assured that Xiao Xianyou hung up the phone anxiously.

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Haiyan searched for the latest gossip news on his mobile phone. Sure enough, he quickly found a related news. The above report was almost the same as what Xiao Xianyou said. However, rumors are still everywhere, and many unknown staff members or N-line small players have come out to break the news, which has inspired all kinds of imaginations of netizens, and the stories they make up are more bizarre and tortuous.

Jiang Haiyan read all the revelations about the N-line small-players one by one, and then he touched his chin, making sure that the people who made up the drama were at most pranksters, they couldn't be evil ghosts, if they really were revenge, It's impossible to just do some innocuous small damage. Although those evil spirits like to intimidate when they take revenge, the intimidation methods this time are obviously not very threatening, except for breaking the wire.

However, after reading the revelations, Jiang Haiyan was quite surprised by one thing. It turned out that the investor of Xiao Xianyou's film was actually Qin Nianxiao's brother Zheng Youqian. People bring afternoon tea and supper with them, which is very considerate.There was an N-line actress who was an outsider and posted a photo of Zheng Yougan's supper, but of course the supper was not for her alone, but for the whole crew.

Jiang Haiyan couldn't imagine that Zheng Youqian would have such a caring side. After all, he had met Zheng Youqian before. In his impression, Zheng Youqian was a young master with an expressionless face all day long. My brother, also expressionless.

There must be something strange about this!

Just as he was squinting his eyes and thinking, Qin Nianxiao had already taken a shower and came out of the bathroom, so he put away his phone as if nothing had happened, and turned to go into the bathroom as well.

Early the next morning, Jiang Haiyan got up and packed his luggage to go home.

There is still some time before the official start of the finals. These contestants can go home to adjust their status. Once the finals start, no player can leave the team unless they are eliminated. At that time, all players must stay together every day.

"After returning home, adjust your state well. Although you are very strong, I will work hard." Qin Nian said confidently.

Jiang Haiyan smiled slightly: "You too, although you are weak, I will not show mercy."

Qin Nian smiled: "..." Can we still have a good chat? !

After saying goodbye to Qin Nianxiao, Jiang Haiyan dragged his suitcase to find Shen Heqing.

He stood in front of Shen Heqing's room and knocked on the door for a long time, but there was no answer in the room.

Until a voice suddenly sounded: "Are you looking for Shen Heqing?"

Jiang Haiyan looked back and found that it was Wu Manli. He blinked and hummed.

"He has already gone down," Wu Manli said with a slight smile, "I guess he has already left."

Jiang Haiyan: "..." His little hamster actually left his master and ran away, did he take his master seriously?

...Could it be that Shen Heqing is still angry at him for laughing at his balls?

"I'm going to go down too, let's go down together." Wu Manli was also dragging a delicate and lovely suitcase.

Of course, Jiang Haiyan was embarrassed to reject a girl, so she nodded and took the elevator downstairs with Wu Manli.

In the process of taking the elevator, Wu Manli asked some questions about Shen Heqing intentionally or unintentionally, and Jiang Haiyan suddenly felt a sense of crisis that her pig was about to be crushed by Chinese cabbage.

Fortunately, the elevator reached the first floor very quickly, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief. After getting out of the elevator, he met Shen Heqing outside the elevator, whom he hadn't been able to find before.

Shen Heqing was leaning against the wall next to the elevator, playing with his mobile phone with his head down. After Jiang Haiyan came out, he seemed to be aware of something, so he raised his head, just in time to meet Jiang Haiyan's gaze.

The two looked at each other, Jiang Haiyan blinked at Shen Heqing, Shen Heqing paused, then lowered his eyes.

Wu Manli seemed a little surprised to see Shen Heqing outside the elevator, but soon she laughed: "Are you waiting for him here? You have such a good relationship, one goes upstairs to find someone, and the other goes downstairs to wait for him. "

Shen Heqing pursed his lips and remained silent. Jiang Haiyan thought that Shen Heqing was still sulking and didn't dare to tease Shen Heqing in front of others, so he replied seriously: "It's okay, who made me like him." Of course he likes his family Little pet, so cute, so cute, especially when the butt is stuck in the gap under the sofa.

Wu Manli was taken aback for a moment: "Hi, like..."

"Don't get me wrong, it's the kind of friend's liking." Jiang Haiyan winked at Wu Manli, "Of course he likes me too." Shen Heqing must also like him as the master, after all, he is so caring.

Wu Manli smiled awkwardly: "...Your relationship is indeed very good."

Shen Heqing glanced at Jiang Haiyan, and said lightly: "Let's go, go home."

"Go home, go home!" Jiang Haiyan nodded, waved to Wu Manli, and followed Shen Heqing.

Only Wu Manli was left alone. She silently watched the back of Shen Heqing and Jiang Haiyan leaving together, and couldn't help but fell into deep thought. Is the friendship between men like this now?

"Ahem, are you still angry?"

After Jiang Haiyan trotted all the way to keep up with Shen Heqing, he carefully tugged at the corner of Shen Heqing's clothes.

Shen He said calmly: "Why should I be angry?"

"Because I laughed at you...cough cough...little?"

Jiang Haiyan blinked.

"Isn't this the truth?" Shen He said coldly, "Since it is the truth, why should I be angry?"

Jiang Haiyan bulged her cheeks: "You are obviously angry, so what are you going to do not to be angry?"

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes: "I'm not angry."

Jiang Haiyan pondered for a moment: "Otherwise, I'll let you see mine too?"

Shen Heqing: "..."

Jiang Haiyan felt that he seemed to have thought about the key point. He had touched Shen Heqing several times before, but Shen Heqing had never touched him once. Could it be that Shen Heqing felt unbalanced because of this?

"Or, I'll let you touch mine too?"

Shen Heqing: "..."

"Of course, if you want me to change back to my original shape and touch again, that's not impossible..."

Shen Heqing quickly refused: "No need."

He was afraid that Jiang Haiyan would really change back to his original form in the street next and took out XX for him to touch.

Jiang Haiyan breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good."

Shen Heqing was silent for a while. Regarding Taotie, one of the legendary four fierce beasts, he was naturally curious about what Jiang Haiyan would look like after returning to his original form, so he couldn't help asking Jiang Haiyan: "Is your original form... big?" The original shape, I'm afraid it must be several hundred meters away?

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "Where are you talking?"

Shen Heqing felt that this conversation could not go on.

After the two returned home, Jiang Haiyan was urged by Shen Heqing to read.

Seeing Jiang Haiyan holding a book with a loveless look on his face, Shen Heqing also took a book and sat next to Jiang Haiyan, but he was not reading a book, but was scribbling the test points and key points with a brush.

I don't know how long it took, Shen Heqing finally marked out the key points and test points of the whole book, and then he began to explain to Jiang Haiyan.

Although Jiang Haiyan is usually quite out of tune, as long as he calms down, he is quite reliable.

Shen Heqing and Jiang Haiyan were speaking one by one and listening to the other, they cooperated quite tacitly. The progress of the two was so fast that Shen Heqing was a little unbelievable. After all, he couldn't imagine that a beast like Taotie could hold back his temper When reading a book quietly.

Jiang Haiyan not only listened carefully all night, but also took notes obediently.

Shen Heqing's expression cleared up a lot. He looked at Jiang Haiyan's serious sideways face, and said lightly, "I didn't expect you to be able to read books seriously."

"Are you praising me? Why do I feel like you're hurting me?" Jiang Haiyan objected.

Shen He smiled lightly.

Jiang Haiyan looked at Shen Heqing's smile and paused, lowered his eyes, and sighed: "Because a long time ago, there was a person like you who forced me to read... After that, I was just a An illiterate who can't read big characters, he is very patient like teaching a mortal child, enlightened me, taught me to recognize many characters, and read a lot of books."

Shen Heqing immediately remembered the person Jiang Haiyan had mentioned before, Jiang Haiyan's former master.

Under Jiang Haiyan's understatement, he seemed to see two figures, one of which was teaching the other figure to read and write, and the other figure was struggling to learn, but that figure spoke softly and was very patient, as patient as a teacher. A babbling toddler...

But Shen Heqing came back to his senses very quickly, he looked at Jiang Haiyan who seemed to be still immersed in the memory, he couldn't help but said coldly: "Don't wander, read the book seriously."

Jiang Haiyan blinked, and stuck out her tongue at Shen Heqing flatteringly: "I promise I will read the book seriously!"

Shen Heqing was attracted by Jiang Haiyan's pink tongue for a few seconds, but soon, he thought... a long, long time ago, did Jiang Haiyan stick out his tongue to please the former master, just like this one now? like?

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes, and said lightly: "Don't be cute, read the book seriously."

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his nose helplessly, not knowing why Shen Heqing turned from sunny to rainy again, so he obediently continued to study.

If a woman's heart is like a sea needle, a hamster's heart is like a sea hair!